Where to get huge portions on Long Island

Use a fork or use a forklift? That's the dilemma diners face at Long Island restaurants where individual portions are sized to feed a sumo tag team.

[kevin]

thats why americans are HUGE !

[Pat from Babylon]

I guess you could take home a doggie bag with some of these portions. I've heard about Smokin Al's. Will give it try.

[Slappy Sanchez]

Just what Long Islanders need, bigger portions.

[skipsy]

Smokin' Al's is the all time greatest!! Do not miss it!

[believer]

You all have it wrong.
Lots of food does not mean good. We can make lots of food. We want food we can't make. Have your lots of food and your lots of weight.

[Al Kahalik]

Where can I get big penne vodka portions? Or huge garlic knots?

[me00o]

great. just what we fatties need.

[Kay]

I love LaCasa! When i bring home leftovers i can usually get 2 more meals out of them!

[drunk]

we have buffets on LI too! Anyone know of a good all-u-can-eat pizza place?

[JTny]

No Steves Piccolo Bussolo in Westbury. The sea bass is huge and its the best.

[Andy]

Greek Captain is awesome!!! Yassou!

[NEWSDAY SUCKS]

As if Long Island didn't have enough fat people.

[me00o]

NEWSDAY SUCKS wrote:

As if Long Island didn't have enough fat people.

HEY! i resemble that remark.

[Frank from Centerport]

When all else is equal- quantity over quantity is what counts most.

[WhatNewsdaySHOUL Dwrite]

Eat food...not too much...mostly plants...got the message?

[nutball gazette]

Carnival has been serving Huge plates since before I was living in PJS in 1966

[John Gottis Corpse]

Not sure what's worse about going out to eat on Long Island: the yentas on their cellphones or the grossly obese Italian men sucking and licking their own fingers.

[Pat]

John Gottis Corpse wrote:

Not sure what's worse about going out to eat on Long Island: the yentas on their cellphones or the grossly obese Italian men sucking and licking their own fingers.

Funny and true

[me00o]

Frank from Centerport wrote:

When all else is equal- quantity over quantity is what counts most.

umm, frank, did you mean to write "quality" somewhere in your post?

[John Gottis Corpse]

me00o wrote:

listen, fellow fatties...here is some excellent advice:
Best Buffet (formerly East Buffet, same rude owners, especially that girl at the front with the attitude of a really good licking woman, except that she's totally b u s t e d )
anyway, Best Buffet Blows, it is waaaaaaay overpriced, and they fired all the Chinese waiters that used to work there, hired Hispanics, and they STILL STEAL THEIR TIPS.
Not to mention the place isn't very clean, leave it at that...
However, Good Taste Buffet in Commack on jericho Tpke is excellent, the best deal is at LUNCH, really good food, for 8 bucks, and nice people, too.
Good Taste Buffet gets the fat man's 2 thumbs' up.
check it out...as for me, I gotta go on atkins ASAP

Isn't this the place where that lawyer got killed in the parking lot about 6 months ago?