Yay Reality! You're a super pooper!!! Yay you!!! Yay!<quoted text>
at birth I crapped $20 bills. By age 18 I had a barn full of $20 bills from crapping.
Now I crap $100 bills.
your crap is crap.
what happened to you?
I don't have the heart to tell the lil' tike that those gold stars his wife sticks on his forehead every time he hits the toilet are not made out of real gold.