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Store burglar takes only empty gumball machine | The Columbus Dispatch

There are 19 comments on the Columbus Dispatch story from May 13, 2011, titled Store burglar takes only empty gumball machine | The Columbus Dispatch. In it, Columbus Dispatch reports that:

Police in Ohio are puzzled by a burglar who they say broke into a convenience store and took nothing but an empty gumball machine.

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Airhead

Columbus, OH

#1 May 13, 2011
Heck, this guy shoud find a good lawyer and sue the gumball machine owner for not having any gumballs in it and no money as well. Any thief should expect to get something worthwhile for his efforts.
Dude

Columbus, OH

#2 May 13, 2011
The police aren't going to solve this one. This is a mystery for the Scooby-Doo gang. To the Mystery Machine!
tom the traveler

Otsego, MI

#3 May 13, 2011
My guess is that the gumball machine belonged to the thief who sold it to the store owner and the store owner stiffed him on payment and so he is stealing it back.

I did that with my basketball once. We were at a playground and had more than one ball. So my ball was laying there and someone stole it. About 1 month later, some kids were playing a game there and my ball was lying there and I stole it back.
PhahQueh

Westerville, OH

#4 May 13, 2011
I like gum
CHAZ

Lewis Center, OH

#5 May 13, 2011
An empty machine = money /// all the quarters at bottom of machine add up ....
Tethered to the SWCSD

San Francisco, CA

#6 May 13, 2011
Check EBay. Bet the gumball machine itself had some value.
Heff

Dublin, OH

#7 May 13, 2011
It was Larry Flynt. He is using it for his new Clintonville Porn shop.
Andy

Columbus, OH

#8 May 13, 2011
CHAZ wrote:
An empty machine = money /// all the quarters at bottom of machine add up ....
uhmmmm... did you read the article? It said no coins in it.
Duh

Columbus, OH

#9 May 13, 2011
probably use to bash a window out tonight some where else
Mike

Columbus, OH

#10 May 13, 2011
tom the traveler wrote:
My guess is that the gumball machine belonged to the thief who sold it to the store owner and the store owner stiffed him on payment and so he is stealing it back.
I did that with my basketball once. We were at a playground and had more than one ball. So my ball was laying there and someone stole it. About 1 month later, some kids were playing a game there and my ball was lying there and I stole it back.
Well, this case is solved, folks.
Ez solve

Columbus, OH

#11 May 13, 2011
What's the mystery? The guy likes gumball machines, but not gumballs...
Mike

Columbus, OH

#12 May 13, 2011
Dumba$$
it slices it dices

Reynoldsburg, OH

#13 May 13, 2011
Ez solve wrote:
What's the mystery? The guy likes gumball machines, but not gumballs...
Or already had gumballs but no machine.
Really

Columbus, OH

#14 May 13, 2011
Come on detectives, it's his kids birthday!
Registered logical voter

Minster, OH

#15 May 13, 2011
CHAZ wrote:
An empty machine = money /// all the quarters at bottom of machine add up ....
You got that right! A whopping 150 dollars!!! Less if they were the giant gumballs.
Maybe Rick or Chumlee at the Vegas Pawn Shop will give him another $20 for the machine. lol
crazy

Mount Gilead, OH

#16 May 13, 2011
Crazy
Ghost Rider

Columbus, OH

#17 May 13, 2011
This week in dumb crook news....
Ghost Rider

Columbus, OH

#18 May 13, 2011
If there is a break in at a gumball factory I think you have a suspect

Since: Apr 10

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#19 May 14, 2011
Obviously, this heist was planned in advance. By the time they figured out that the machine had not been filled, it was too late to change plans. Now, they will have to lay low until the heat is off.
But, we'll be ready.

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