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I am Spamtardious!

San Jose, CA

#1 Mar 31, 2013
S3 E-4 Sammy can't hold Back!

The scene opens in dark room where our star Spammy is sitting in front of a monitor furiously devouring tasty snack treats and choking his chicken (or in his case more like a pigeon wing). Barely recognizable do to the years of buildup of orange spit and lube splatter, a strapping VPO smacks around a spindly kid who just stood his ground. Suddenly the phone rings.......brrrrrrrrng, brrrrrrrrrrrrng. "Nom, nom ya, whataya want...nom, nom, nom". "Hi sexy" says the deep sultry voice on the other end of the line. "Buck is that you?" "No you idiot, it's me Erin". "Now listen up Spermtard, I need you to come over and give my little man in the whaleboat a licking. This time for Gods sake please brush your teeth!" "Sure thing Supe". Click. Just then Spammy's gaze turns back to the screen just in time to see the bully cop put his foot on the neck of the young citizen. He try's to hold back but it is pointless.........splooge! Brrrrrrrrng, brnnnnnng. "This is Erin"......."sorry Supe, going to have to take a rain check".
gitty up

Vallejo, CA

#2 Mar 31, 2013
And life goes on. And once again ADQ lets Marc drink way too much for his size. Pouring him shot after shot of absinthe the poor fellow agrees to a shower with her. Is she french? Check out that bush. Oh armpit? My bad.
I am Spamtardious!

San Jose, CA

#3 Mar 31, 2013
gitty up wrote:
And life goes on. And once again ADQ lets Marc drink way too much for his size. Pouring him shot after shot of absinthe the poor fellow agrees to a shower with her. Is she french? Check out that bush. Oh armpit? My bad.
S3 E-4 Sammy can't hold Back!

The scene opens in a dark room where our star Spammy is sitting in front of a monitor furiously devouring tasty snack treats and choking his chicken (or in his case more like a pigeon wing). Barely recognizable do to the years of buildup of orange spit and lube splatter, a strapping VPO smacks around a spindly kid who just stood his ground. Suddenly the phone rings.......brrrrrrrrng, brrrrrrrrrrrrng. "Nom, nom ya, whataya want...nom, nom, nom". "Hi sexy" says the deep sultry voice on the other end of the line. "Buck is that you?" "No you idiot, it's me Erin". "Now listen up Spermtard, I need you to come over and give my little man in the whaleboat a licking. This time for Gods sake please brush your teeth!" "Sure thing Supe". Click. Just then Spammy's gaze turns back to the screen just in time to see the bully cop put his foot on the neck of the young citizen. He try's to hold back but it is pointless.........splooge! Brrrrrrrrng, brnnnnnng. "This is Erin"......."sorry Supe, going to have to take a rain check".
So what if Im Kurshan

Vallejo, CA

#4 Mar 31, 2013
Yeah you and all your aliases. FOTFLMAOA!

And Katy will still lose!
So what if Im Kurshan

Vallejo, CA

#5 Mar 31, 2013
All these people you keep referring to and mocking have been successfully elected or re elected.

Something that will never ever happen to Katy Miessner.

Fughedaboudit Katy!
boner from it

Vallejo, CA

#6 Mar 31, 2013
So what if Im Kurshan wrote:
All these people you keep referring to and mocking have been successfully elected or re elected.
Something that will never ever happen to Katy Miessner.
Fughedaboudit Katy!
they are "burning", with rage ever since schivley got waxed, and hannigan won repeatedly. miessner cannot win in these times, the voters has risen up!
Ugly Hag Sam in a Muumuu

Vallejo, CA

#7 Mar 31, 2013
boner from it wrote:
<quoted text>they are "burning", with rage ever since schivley got waxed, and hannigan won repeatedly. miessner
cannot win in these times, the voters has risen up!
It truly is sad when you are seen getting a boner while looking at Sam. Get some help before it ruins your life.
UglyLiat inA CheesyMuumuu

Berkeley, CA

#8 Mar 31, 2013
This will be repeated over and over:

Sam's involvement or not, Katy will still lose. so bash Sam all you want! FOTFLMAOA!
I am Spamtardious!

San Jose, CA

#9 Mar 31, 2013
"Ugly Spamtardious"This will be repeated over and over:
S3 E-4 Sammy can't hold Back!

The scene opens in a dark room where our star Spammy is sitting in front of a monitor furiously devouring tasty snack treats and choking his chicken (or in his case more like a pigeon wing). Barely recognizable do to the years of buildup of orange spit and lube splatter, a strapping VPO smacks around a spindly kid who just stood his ground. Suddenly the phone rings.......brrrrrrrrng, brrrrrrrrrrrrng. "Nom, nom ya, whataya want...nom, nom, nom". "Hi sexy" says the deep sultry voice on the other end of the line. "Buck is that you?" "No you idiot, it's me Erin". "Now listen up Spermtard, I need you to come over and give my little man in the whaleboat a licking. This time for Gods sake please brush your teeth!" "Sure thing Supe". Click. Just then Spammy's gaze turns back to the screen just in time to see the bully cop put his foot on the neck of the young citizen. He try's to hold back but it is pointless.........splooge! Brrrrrrrrng, brnnnnnng. "This is Erin"......."sorry Supe, going to have to take a rain check".
AnotherUglyVIB HagGoneBad

Berkeley, CA

#10 Mar 31, 2013
You can post this every day, all day from now through election day, if you think it will make it easier for you to digest the fact that Katy Miessner will not be elected, no how, no way, no time and that Erin Hannigan beat the s h i t out of Tony Intintoli by more than 300 votes and you are helpless to do anything about any of this.

FOTFLMAOA!
AnotherUglyVIB HagGoneBad

Berkeley, CA

#11 Mar 31, 2013
That's 3000 votes!
Ugly Hag Sam in a Muumuu

Vallejo, CA

#12 Mar 31, 2013
AnotherUglyVIB HagGoneBad wrote:
That's 3000 votes!
sam
Are you trying to tell others how to be loser like you
get a clue

Vallejo, CA

#13 Apr 1, 2013
Liat IS the citys token black. Thats the best they can do at VIB.

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