Did he miss his bus or something? What? This guy's like a case o' herpes: he just never really goes away.
The VIB-majority city council, as Kurshan ignorantly (and inaccurately) calls it, needs to pass an ordinance: If you write in the newspaper that you're leaving, then you actually have to leave. You don't HAVE to write in the newspaper that you're leaving, of course; but if you DO, then you have to leave.
A year in jail, and a $10,000 fine for those who violate the ordinance.
Quick: Somebody go arrest Kurshan.