VIB jumping fleas on new high protein diet. Now they jump more and higher.

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Sammy the flea trainer

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If you notice the VIb fleas, Haggy, spamtard, wendy, Casper, and Whitey are jumping more often and higher lately, it's because of the new low carbohydrate, high protein diet their trainer Sam Kurshan has them on.
wendy

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what a creative maggot you are apammy
hows the new diet wendy

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Hows the new diet wendy?

Apparently it's working for you because you are jumping more and faster too.

Try not to wear your self out.
VIB Dietician

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I cerify that this diet will make even the most latent VIB flea jump higher and faster. It worked wonders with Joanne Schively.
get the bag lou

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fotflmao!!!!!!
wendy

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Just what would spammy do if there were no VIB ?
who would he rail against who would be his arch enemy
what would occupy his wharped mind 24/7 ??
Spamtard

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Jun 22, 2013
 
wendy wrote:
Just what would spammy do if there were no VIB ?
who would he rail against who would be his arch enemy
what would occupy his wharped mind 24/7 ??
Child molesting
a world without VIB

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No VIB wendy? There is no VIB, it's only a website.

Yeah right, wink wink.

VIB flea enragement.
hello its me Sam

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a world without VIB wrote:
No VIB wendy? There is no VIB, it's only a website.
Yeah right, wink wink.
VIB flea enragement.
To bad you didn't keep your promise and leave. Then we could say there is no Sam Kurshan.
Bald Fat Man in a Hula

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Sammy the flea trainer wrote:
If you notice the VIb fleas, Haggy, spamtard, wendy, Casper, and Whitey are jumping more often and higher lately, it's because of the new low carbohydrate, high protein diet their trainer Sam Kurshan has them on.
LOL!
sammie do you really want us to fix all of your rep padding?

(t)urd enragement!
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

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Thought I'd check in on the VIB fleas to see how the new diet is working for them

It's better than my wildest expectations.

They've been hopping all over the place non stop.

FOTFLMAO!
Bald Fat Man with a Hula

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Sammy the VIBflea trainer wrote:
Thought I'd check in on the VIB fleas to see how the new diet is working for them
It's better than my wildest expectations.
They've been hopping all over the place non stop.
FOTFLMAO!
LOL!

And what a diet of sammies failed reputation padding..
(t)urd enragement!
VIB lunch lady

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Sam, I fed them just like you told me and look at the little scum bag b i t c h e s jump!
hello its me Sam

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VIB lunch lady wrote:
Sam, I fed them just like you told me and look at the little scum bag b i t c h e s jump!
I am so clever. I fooled everyone into thinking that I am not Sam heheee
Jump aroundr4

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Those VIB fleas sure are jumping tonight.

FOTFLMAO!
Oh They Are Good

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That new diet is making them very energetic!
hello its me Sam

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Oh They Are Good wrote:
That new diet is making them very energetic!
No Sam they are not stupid like you and slowly wasting away on Cheetos.
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

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Jump you wretched pieces of s h i t.

FOTFLMAO!
Sam the Retard

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Jun 25, 2013
 
Hey Sam how many times have you had a lobotomy?
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

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