VIB jumping fleas on new high protein diet. Now they jump more and higher.

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Sammy the flea trainer

San Francisco, CA

#1 Jun 22, 2013
If you notice the VIb fleas, Haggy, spamtard, wendy, Casper, and Whitey are jumping more often and higher lately, it's because of the new low carbohydrate, high protein diet their trainer Sam Kurshan has them on.
wendy

San Francisco, CA

#2 Jun 22, 2013
what a creative maggot you are apammy
hows the new diet wendy

San Francisco, CA

#3 Jun 22, 2013
Hows the new diet wendy?

Apparently it's working for you because you are jumping more and faster too.

Try not to wear your self out.
VIB Dietician

United States

#4 Jun 22, 2013
I cerify that this diet will make even the most latent VIB flea jump higher and faster. It worked wonders with Joanne Schively.
get the bag lou

Vallejo, CA

#5 Jun 22, 2013
fotflmao!!!!!!
wendy

San Rafael, CA

#6 Jun 22, 2013
Just what would spammy do if there were no VIB ?
who would he rail against who would be his arch enemy
what would occupy his wharped mind 24/7 ??
Spamtard

Concord, CA

#7 Jun 22, 2013
wendy wrote:
Just what would spammy do if there were no VIB ?
who would he rail against who would be his arch enemy
what would occupy his wharped mind 24/7 ??
Child molesting
a world without VIB

San Francisco, CA

#8 Jun 22, 2013
No VIB wendy? There is no VIB, it's only a website.

Yeah right, wink wink.

VIB flea enragement.
hello its me Sam

Vallejo, CA

#9 Jun 22, 2013
a world without VIB wrote:
No VIB wendy? There is no VIB, it's only a website.
Yeah right, wink wink.
VIB flea enragement.
To bad you didn't keep your promise and leave. Then we could say there is no Sam Kurshan.
Bald Fat Man in a Hula

Vallejo, CA

#10 Jun 22, 2013
Sammy the flea trainer wrote:
If you notice the VIb fleas, Haggy, spamtard, wendy, Casper, and Whitey are jumping more often and higher lately, it's because of the new low carbohydrate, high protein diet their trainer Sam Kurshan has them on.
LOL!
sammie do you really want us to fix all of your rep padding?

(t)urd enragement!
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

San Francisco, CA

#11 Jun 22, 2013
Thought I'd check in on the VIB fleas to see how the new diet is working for them

It's better than my wildest expectations.

They've been hopping all over the place non stop.

FOTFLMAO!
Bald Fat Man with a Hula

Vallejo, CA

#12 Jun 22, 2013
Sammy the VIBflea trainer wrote:
Thought I'd check in on the VIB fleas to see how the new diet is working for them
It's better than my wildest expectations.
They've been hopping all over the place non stop.
FOTFLMAO!
LOL!

And what a diet of sammies failed reputation padding..
(t)urd enragement!
VIB lunch lady

San Francisco, CA

#13 Jun 24, 2013
Sam, I fed them just like you told me and look at the little scum bag b i t c h e s jump!
hello its me Sam

Vallejo, CA

#14 Jun 24, 2013
VIB lunch lady wrote:
Sam, I fed them just like you told me and look at the little scum bag b i t c h e s jump!
I am so clever. I fooled everyone into thinking that I am not Sam heheee
Jump aroundr4

San Francisco, CA

#15 Jun 24, 2013
Those VIB fleas sure are jumping tonight.

FOTFLMAO!
Oh They Are Good

Vallejo, CA

#16 Jun 24, 2013
That new diet is making them very energetic!
hello its me Sam

Vallejo, CA

#17 Jun 24, 2013
Oh They Are Good wrote:
That new diet is making them very energetic!
No Sam they are not stupid like you and slowly wasting away on Cheetos.
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

San Francisco, CA

#18 Jun 25, 2013
Jump you wretched pieces of s h i t.

FOTFLMAO!
Sam the Retard

American Canyon, CA

#19 Jun 25, 2013
Hey Sam how many times have you had a lobotomy?
Sammy the VIBflea trainer

San Francisco, CA

#20 Jun 25, 2013
Jump.

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