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guest

United States

#1 Dec 7, 2012
Can anyone tell me where the nearest strip/dance/nude club/bar is in this area? I wanna take my husband for a surprise and would like to go myself ;) I went to the one in paris (foxy lady) years n years ago but I want somethin better than that. Thanks for any help and if ur just gonna judge,don't bother cuz I won't read it
jess

White Oak, TX

#2 Dec 8, 2012
guest wrote:
Can anyone tell me where the nearest strip/dance/nude club/bar is in this area? I wanna take my husband for a surprise and would like to go myself ;) I went to the one in paris (foxy lady) years n years ago but I want somethin better than that. Thanks for any help and if ur just gonna judge,don't bother cuz I won't read it
There are none in the area. All the churches closed them up.
wow

United States

#3 Dec 8, 2012
Exit 126 on i40

Since: Nov 12

Martin, TN

#4 Dec 8, 2012
Yep, thank the psycho bible belt. They just ruin all our fun in multiple ways.
guest

Atlanta, TX

#6 Dec 8, 2012
wow wrote:
Exit 126 on i40
what's that place called? Any maybe in memphis or nashville?
yep

Union City, TN

#7 Dec 8, 2012
Paducah has a few. Google it.

Since: Nov 12

Union City, TN

#8 Dec 10, 2012
Memphis and Nashville are loaded. Are you really that desperate to travel that far?
sic

Stuart, FL

#9 Dec 10, 2012
guest wrote:
<quoted text>what's that place called? Any maybe in memphis or nashville?
Teazers is the current name of the place. I like it.
got you

Versailles, IN

#10 Dec 12, 2012
I run a discrete gentleman's club out of my shed here in Ralston. We may not have the best looking gals, but they make up for it in enthusiasm. Wednesday night is Freak Night where we have $1 Schlitz Malt Liquor tall boys and we play nothing but Rick James songs on the boombox. If you want directions, leave your email. No drugs!
BooBoo

United States

#11 Dec 12, 2012
got you wrote:
I run a discrete gentleman's club out of my shed here in Ralston. We may not have the best looking gals, but they make up for it in enthusiasm. Wednesday night is Freak Night where we have $1 Schlitz Malt Liquor tall boys and we play nothing but Rick James songs on the boombox. If you want directions, leave your email. No drugs!
yea keep it open that sh*t was popin last Wednesday!Cnt wait to see Wat tonite is like.

Since: Nov 12

Union City, TN

#12 Dec 13, 2012
got you wrote:
I run a discrete gentleman's club out of my shed here in Ralston. We may not have the best looking gals, but they make up for it in enthusiasm. Wednesday night is Freak Night where we have $1 Schlitz Malt Liquor tall boys and we play nothing but Rick James songs on the boombox.
Interesting.... So, only Rick James on Wednesday or is that everyday? I prefer a little more variety. LoL
More variety

United States

#13 Dec 13, 2012
Try stripping the paint off that old dresser, You said you wanted More Variety in the strip department.

Since: Nov 12

Union City, TN

#14 Dec 14, 2012
More variety wrote:
Try stripping the paint off that old dresser, You said you wanted More Variety in the strip department.
Funny..., but I was referring to the music. >_>
Dunt get IT

United States

#15 Dec 15, 2012
Can't you play a music CD when you strip furniture??
intrested

White Oak, TX

#16 Dec 19, 2012
[email protected] what kind of covercharge?
got you wrote:
I run a discrete gentleman's club out of my shed here in Ralston. We may not have the best looking gals, but they make up for it in enthusiasm. Wednesday night is Freak Night where we have $1 Schlitz Malt Liquor tall boys and we play nothing but Rick James songs on the boombox. If you want directions, leave your email. No drugs!
dolla bill

Monterey, TN

#18 Dec 19, 2012
I went o vare ta ralston and tha dang place was closed whusup wif dat mane r thay boxin dis week ?
25 cent quarter

Versailles, IN

#19 Dec 20, 2012
You must have went to the wrong shed!
Milkshake

Monterey, TN

#20 Dec 20, 2012
You got some thick gals, you know the ones with the front butt

Since: Nov 12

Union City, TN

#21 Dec 21, 2012
dolla bill wrote:
I went o vare ta ralston and tha dang place was closed whusup wif dat mane r thay boxin dis week ?
With that kind of grammar, I wouldn't even let you in my club if I had one. Talk like you're educated.
Bad Grammar

United States

#22 Dec 21, 2012
Grammar, Spelling,Looks, Education none of those things apply in a strip club it's all about money.

Might be the reason you do not have a strip club.

Interesting does a modern strip club have a media center off to the right containing books or a tutor for help in spelling or the proper use of grammar.

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