Where is the IMAGINARY BAR called KNU...

Where is the IMAGINARY BAR called KNUCKLE HEADS ?

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Grey Ghost

Matthews, NC

#1 Dec 7, 2010
Where is this imaginary bar ? Is he a mental case? Does he even own a motorcycle ,Or is just a dreamer who rides other people`s coat tails.
Avery Whitnauer

Indian Trail, NC

#2 Dec 8, 2010
I don't know Jeff Cook but I know his wife's family. I believe when I first heard about Knuicklehead's bar and grill they were looking for a location on 74 in Wingate but had come up empty. They found a piece of property but it would cost a lot to buy and build on. Between Jeff and Christy's family and an unknown investor they have about a Mil in credit but that isn't enough. In the meantime the Wingate ABC board is looking at the same property and they've got the money to develop it. So it may be a moot point.

Another problem with Wingate is the competition. Shooter's is doing great but another motorcycle theme bar would dilute the bar/grill business and they both might end up in the red.

Jeff is smart enough to know it's location, location, location if you want to be successful. So far he hasn't found the right one and there isn't much available in Wingate that is (1) in a good location with ample parking (2) affordable

If LBTD passes in Marshville I think Knuckleheads will locate there. There are plenty of affordable locations
Jeff Cook is dreaming

Indian Trail, NC

#3 Dec 9, 2010
When I was a kid I wanted to be a cowboy who rode the train at Tweetsie and shoot loud guns at bad indians and outlaws. I wanted to sing about the "Big Rock Candy Mountain", strum my guitar and end every song with a "yodle-de-odle de yea e-tee, YEEE-HAWWW".

I wanted a red shirt with white fringe and a big white cowboy hat. I wanted a paint horse named Calico and a sidekick named Uncle Jim.

I was a smart enough kid who knew that every adult has to have a job. Adults have to have jobs to get money. I couldn't imagine a better job than singing songs and showing old Little Rascals movies on channel 3 from 12 noon to 1:00 every Sunday right after church.

Me and Jeff Cook are a lot alike.

All Jeff wants is to ride his loud motorcycle around scaring old ladies and little children. He wants people to point at him wearing his motorcycle colors and say "there goes a bad ass".

He wants to play loud motorcycle metal music that will rattle the windows in downtown Laurinburg and bust eardrums all over Union County.

Jeff is smart enough to know that he will have to have a job. Adults have to have jobs to get money. Jeff couldn't imagine a better job than owning a motorcycle bar. It would be like that dude on TV who has one in Sturgis where all the girls dance around half naked. They would have all the loud metal bands playing at 140 decibles---no wait, 200 decibles. On Saturday nights you would have to arrive by motorcycle to even get in the place--no wait, you would have to arrive on a chromed up Harley no older than 2007 with a big boobed chick in Daisy Dukes and a low cut tube top on the back. No wait--- TWO chicks, one with a hour glass figure smoking a big fattie who is an expert at giving deep throat head.

“Bring the Music to the People ”

Since: Oct 10

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#4 Dec 9, 2010
Jeff Cook is dreaming wrote:
When I was a kid I wanted to be a cowboy who rode the train at Tweetsie and shoot loud guns at bad indians and outlaws. I wanted to sing about the "Big Rock Candy Mountain", strum my guitar and end every song with a "yodle-de-odle de yea e-tee, YEEE-HAWWW".
I wanted a red shirt with white fringe and a big white cowboy hat. I wanted a paint horse named Calico and a sidekick named Uncle Jim.
I was a smart enough kid who knew that every adult has to have a job. Adults have to have jobs to get money. I couldn't imagine a better job than singing songs and showing old Little Rascals movies on channel 3 from 12 noon to 1:00 every Sunday right after church.
Me and Jeff Cook are a lot alike.
All Jeff wants is to ride his loud motorcycle around scaring old ladies and little children. He wants people to point at him wearing his motorcycle colors and say "there goes a bad ass".
He wants to play loud motorcycle metal music that will rattle the windows in downtown Laurinburg and bust eardrums all over Union County.
Jeff is smart enough to know that he will have to have a job. Adults have to have jobs to get money. Jeff couldn't imagine a better job than owning a motorcycle bar. It would be like that dude on TV who has one in Sturgis where all the girls dance around half naked. They would have all the loud metal bands playing at 140 decibles---no wait, 200 decibles. On Saturday nights you would have to arrive by motorcycle to even get in the place--no wait, you would have to arrive on a chromed up Harley no older than 2007 with a big boobed chick in Daisy Dukes and a low cut tube top on the back. No wait--- TWO chicks, one with a hour glass figure smoking a big fattie who is an expert at giving deep throat head.
You left out the fact that the big tit babe MUST have a minimal of 5 tattoos, drink Jack Daniels and sport a baked on tan Bro ! LOL !!!
Passing thru

Waxhaw, NC

#5 Dec 9, 2010
If you must have a bar or restaurant in order to enjoy a meal, why don't you go to Charlotte and buy a piece of property. You will have plenty of upscale restaurants and corner bars that will be happy to serve you anything you want. But also be ready to put up with the crime and traffic. Leave Marshville alone. That's what the majority of the residence want. A place to get away from the crazy mad life of Charlotte. What is wrong with a sleepy little town that wants to hold on to its history.. If you don't like the way things are in Marshville, sell out and move to Charlotte.
x -Drinker

Matthews, NC

#7 Dec 9, 2010
Iona Hummer wrote:
I kind of like what Don Hall said at the meeting Monday night. He's right. When Beer and wine passed in 1994 the people promoting it said Marshville would grow and attract lots of new business, especially the chain restaurants and maybe hotels. Well guess what? It's 16 years later and the same two chain restaurants that were in Marshville in 1994 (Bojangles and Wendy's) still don't sell beer or wine and they are busy. Some of the places that sold beer and wine have gone under. What does that tell you? It tells me that the argument that the town is going to grow because of liquor sales is full of the same stuff I get out of my chickenhouses and spread on my fields.
Sorry but the drunks and their supporters can go somewhere else. VOTE NO, MARSHVILLE,
VOTE NO, MARSHVILLE!
VOTE NO, MARSHVILLE!
Marshville does not need a place for our town drunks to hang out in. Our town is doing just fine with what we have here. Enought places to eat , places to get haircuts at ,a hardware store, plenty of Banks A motorcycle shop , cleaners ,tax accounts ,a Lawyer. constrution co`s. etc. But we do need a bar here.

“Bring the Music to the People ”

Since: Oct 10

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#8 Dec 9, 2010
SORRY Marshville - I spent two years building a home here ( 4805 Old Monroe Marshville Road -to be exact) YOU ARE STUCK with me ! Ohh YES ! I will haunt your every day, and GOD forbid when darkness falls what HELL will walketh the dark desolate sidewalks of Marshville ? Bar after bar will open, it will not be safe for children to go out even in the daylight ! Sinners from all regions will seek refuge in what will become a TOWN OF SIN ! It will be you that will seek refuge in cities such as Charlotte because the evil that breeds upon the innocent there will not compare to the pundgent smell of death that will settle over your SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN !
Laughing

Wadesboro, NC

#9 Dec 9, 2010
LMAO!! You go Jeff!!
Barney

Wadesboro, NC

#10 Dec 9, 2010
KnuckleHeads Pub wrote:
SORRY Marshville - I spent two years building a home here ( 4805 Old Monroe Marshville Road -to be exact) YOU ARE STUCK with me ! Ohh YES ! I will haunt your every day, and GOD forbid when darkness falls what HELL will walketh the dark desolate sidewalks of Marshville ? Bar after bar will open, it will not be safe for children to go out even in the daylight ! Sinners from all regions will seek refuge in what will become a TOWN OF SIN ! It will be you that will seek refuge in cities such as Charlotte because the evil that breeds upon the innocent there will not compare to the pundgent smell of death that will settle over your SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN !
Hurry up and open one up so you can run Bryan out of town "theres a new sheriff in town " and he ain`t playing or Bull$hiting you like Bryan is.
Guest

Charlotte, NC

#11 Dec 10, 2010
I know Jeff Cook and he is full of shit! If it wasn't for his MAMA he never would have gotten his house built. He a damn wanna be. He wouldn't make a pimple on a bikers ass.

Since: Aug 10

Charlotte, NC

#12 Dec 10, 2010
If anyone wants to go and enjoy a REAL Knuckleheads bar, it's 3 hrs to Myrtle Beach and 1 hr or so to the one in Statesville. Both are real places and have real addresses and phone #'s and actually have people working there. The one in Marshville is, oh I forgot, it doesn't exsist.

“Bring the Music to the People ”

Since: Oct 10

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#13 Dec 10, 2010
If you know Jeff Cook that well why not come by my house and chat with me. Id love to meet each and every one of you soon. Especially "guest", Im sure his blood is sweet, ohhhhhh damnnnn SORRY shit like that turns me on uhhhhh the smell and taste of warm blood as it dribbles down my my cheeks dropping onto my arms and hands - steaming in this cold air. GOD oooops...I was not supposed say GOD Im sure I offended the fucking idiot that cant think for themselves and HIDE behind the walls of the church and carries a bible in front of his face so no one will know who they are ! YES it is you I speak'ith these words to.

.....gathering my self ! Shit is orgasmic !

UMMM..No one out there really knows Jeff Cook and no one out there knows what it takes to get a business up and running from ground zero in a good market let alone a DEAD END market this shit hole of a town is in. BUT it takes people willing to invest in the future to start now. Yes, Jeff Cook aint got a dime to piss on but I do have a family that is of money and willing to help me out (they wont give me directly because I will spend it on ALCOHOL, DRUGS, WHORES) along with a few friends that share my idea. My queston to the 50 year old and below Marshville residents - what the FUCK are you gonna do with these old ass blue haried bible toting "im better than you" ,one foot in the fucking grave voters DIE ? And they are goning to die and soon ! Are you going to grow up and be just like them ? Jesus fucking christ I hope not. Marshville cannot sustain itself much longer. When you loose Southern States in the future, and a few farmers finally get squeezed out, the town WILL dry up MORE THAN IT IS ! Its embarrassing now to see the delapadated and empty buildings adorning downtaow ! You already have farmers as far away as Waxhaw and South Carolina farming land in Marshville !

But just let Jeff Cook TRY and open a pub in our DYING town and we will run him out. COOL with me !

I live day to day. Im ready to die this afternoon, tonite, or tomorrow. Dont make a shit to me. Im just trying to do something I love and I will continue to CHIP AWAY until my day comes. Please my home is open to visitors 24/7 just dont mind the beer cans, drunk chics, drug shit, and automatic weapons. I am who I am and will always be that way.

Da fan'Culo
Avery Whitnauer

Indian Trail, NC

#15 Dec 10, 2010
Hey Jeff---like I said in my earlier post. I don't know you personally. I know you when I see you. You seem like a cool guy and I've known your wife nearly all my life. I know Christy's family. Doc, Norma, Paul and them.

I would like to see you open up in Wingate but I know that is just about impossible the way things are now. The only place that might be possible is that garage looking building kind of across from McDonald's but it doesn't have any parking. Somebody told me it once had a pool hall and grill in it years ago when first built. Ask Doc about it he probably knows. Better than that might be the house on 74 but it probably couldn't pass code unless it was rebuilt. It would have plenty of parking and people could hang out in the back yard. You could probably have pig pickings there and the music shouldn't be a problem.

As far as investors you can get them if you can prove that you can make money. In other words if people believe in you and what you want to build. There are lots of people looking for places they can make money right here in Wingate.

Beer, wine and liquor are fine in Wingate as long as people don't get too far out of line and start causing trouble. I would say as long as they are relatively civil and not too loud. Then people will start complaining and that's a killer for a new business. I think a NICE Titty bar would be great in Wingate if it was well managed. Just think of the biz you could get from the OVER 21 college crowd and the horny old dogs like me. I can't stress the OVER 21 PART TOO MUCH, YA KNOW.

Just some ideas I want to throw out there. I like your idea. I think you can do great. As one crazy dreamer to another---one little piece of advice---loose the potty mouth.

Your friend
Avery

“Bring the Music to the People ”

Since: Oct 10

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#16 Dec 10, 2010
Avery - email me at [email protected]

Since: Aug 10

Charlotte, NC

#17 Dec 10, 2010
This is good stuff. You honestly can't make it up.

“Bring the Music to the People ”

Since: Oct 10

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#18 Dec 10, 2010
Guest wrote:
I know Jeff Cook and he is full of shit! If it wasn't for his MAMA he never would have gotten his house built. He a damn wanna be. He wouldn't make a pimple on a bikers ass.
"GUEST", you very correct. My MAMA paid in full for my house. Its 4500 sq. ft sitting on 4 acres of land. I cant afford that shit. I LOVE my momma. But if you know me sooooo good (and i doubt it cause i aint got no friends) tell me where i went to school, what college, where did i work, what branch of the army, what my dogs name, what kind of dog is it, where did i live before i moved to Marshville, what my fav beer, whats my fav color, what do i drive ??? Answer me boy ! Open that dumbass mouth and for once say something that means something to me.
Passing thru

Waxhaw, NC

#19 Dec 10, 2010
Who cares where Jeff Cook went to school or what his dogs name is. He is coming into a town and trying to bully his way in. Trying to open a bar with someone else's money, in a town that no one wants but him and a handful of his friends. And please, If you want to impress someone start talking like a businessman and not a want to be biker who thinks he can scare the towns people with his loud bike. Do you think posting treats on a web page will impress anyone. Think again. And which degree did you learn your current vocabulary. Every other word is shit and fuck..What kind of businessman are you. If you want to open a business in Marshville start acting like a businessman with a plan for a great buisness and not a hang out place for all of your buddies. And yes I can stand behind my words. I've worked in the nightclub bar business for over 20 years. I've built them, managed and operated them for business men. I,ve operated security at many of these bars. I've been shoot at, cut, spit on and hit so many times I lost count. The bar buisness is no walk in the park. It takes a smart buisness man to open and be successful. So stop opening your foul mouth with threats toward the people of Marshville and act like a buisness man who wants to bring some good to the Town of Marhville.

PS. Stop trying to impress people with the bands you have coming to Marshville. Bands are just a phone call away.
Harley Hardtail

AOL

#20 Dec 10, 2010
You people crack me up....
real biker

Mooresville, NC

#21 Dec 10, 2010
Passing thru wrote:
Who cares where Jeff Cook went to school or what his dogs name is. He is coming into a town and trying to bully his way in. Trying to open a bar with someone else's money, in a town that no one wants but him and a handful of his friends. And please, If you want to impress someone start talking like a businessman and not a want to be biker who thinks he can scare the towns people with his loud bike. Do you think posting treats on a web page will impress anyone. Think again. And which degree did you learn your current vocabulary. Every other word is shit and fuck..What kind of businessman are you. If you want to open a business in Marshville start acting like a businessman with a plan for a great buisness and not a hang out place for all of your buddies. And yes I can stand behind my words. I've worked in the nightclub bar business for over 20 years. I've built them, managed and operated them for business men. I,ve operated security at many of these bars. I've been shoot at, cut, spit on and hit so many times I lost count. The bar buisness is no walk in the park. It takes a smart buisness man to open and be successful. So stop opening your foul mouth with threats toward the people of Marshville and act like a buisness man who wants to bring some good to the Town of Marhville.
PS. Stop trying to impress people with the bands you have coming to Marshville. Bands are just a phone call away.
Jeff does not own a motorcycle ,Maybe an imaginary one.
Coco Chanel

Wadesboro, NC

#22 Dec 10, 2010
Don't let anonymous chicken crap people get to you Jeff. If they have not got the guts to post their name, they are insignificant.

Now how do you cuss on topix? Everytime I try to cuss, I get blocked telling me to refrain from profanity! LOL

More power to you Bud!

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