The women of Marshville
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Newcomer

Mooresville, NC

#1 Aug 17, 2012
I've been in this town for almost 6 months now and I have to ask: Are there any women around here who are not fat? Wingate, Monroe, Marshville are all the same. Fat. And tattoos in the most horrible bodily places. God, where did I move to? Six months and my eyes are so sore I can't stand it.
slowdown

United States

#2 Aug 18, 2012
Newcomer wrote:
I've been in this town for almost 6 months now and I have to ask: Are there any women around here who are not fat? Wingate, Monroe, Marshville are all the same. Fat. And tattoos in the most horrible bodily places. God, where did I move to? Six months and my eyes are so sore I can't stand it.
nope and the school bus drivers are the ugliest. white women.

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

Since: Oct 10

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#3 Aug 18, 2012
Sad ain't it, and I'm coming home for a few days. Trust me, it ain't any better in Alabama!(BUT, I'm going to Mississippi next so we'll see!).
Nope

Mooresville, NC

#4 Aug 19, 2012
This week, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released its annual report detailing obesity rates throughout the 50 states. For the sixth year in a row, Mississippi cinched the top spot: according to results from the study, nearly 34.9% of its population is obese.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/15/whats-the...
Marshville Citizen 19

Mooresville, NC

#5 Aug 19, 2012
I saw this one and just had to chime in. In this age of political correctness, you just have to learn the new language. That way, something that actually is, isn't. For instance, an illegal is no longer an illegal when he is an "undocumented worker" See how it works?
The women are NOT fat. They are BBW, or curvy, or full-figured. When you change the language, fat is no longer fat. It is the new "average". And from that point, the girl who was once a cow is now all good, and it was just all YOUR shortcoming.

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

Since: Oct 10

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#6 Aug 19, 2012
Marshville Citizen 19 wrote:
I saw this one and just had to chime in. In this age of political correctness, you just have to learn the new language. That way, something that actually is, isn't. For instance, an illegal is no longer an illegal when he is an "undocumented worker" See how it works?
The women are NOT fat. They are BBW, or curvy, or full-figured. When you change the language, fat is no longer fat. It is the new "average". And from that point, the girl who was once a cow is now all good, and it was just all YOUR shortcoming.
Or "thick".
Henrietta Tyson

Charlotte, NC

#7 Aug 20, 2012
You boyz wouldn't know a good thing if it hit you square in the face. The problem is not the women of Marshville. It's the lazy ass, remote control commandos that sit in front of the TV and watch Racin', Rasslin and football 24/7 eating every thing in sight and drinking every beer they can get their hands around.

The typical Marshville male sits in recliners and on sofas in their nasty ass drawers they have worn for a week, skid marked in the back, piss and semen stained in the front. They fart and belch continuously and their fingers and tongue are orange from eating Cheesy Puffs and Cheetos. They pile the beer cans on the table or on the floor or use them as a makeshift ashtray. They smoke and stink up the room so much that when someone walks into the room it's like a cloud of smoke hanging down from the ceiling.

They don't shave or shower for days at a time because they have to be in front of the TV to see their favorite team play, then their other favorite team, then they have to watch sportscenter which comes on before the NASCAR pre-race show which they can't miss then they watch a 4 hour race followed by tape delay of another football game. Before the next game they just can't miss American Pickers and Pawn Stars. Then they watch another game which comes on late at night but actually is on the west coast where normal people aren't yet in bed. Then they watch a replay of another game and Speed TV until dawn. Then they go to the bathroom, get a fresh supply of beer, go outside and pick up the paper, open the kitchen cabinet looking for something to eat and finally finding 6 day old leftover casserole that doesn't smell or look too bad. Settling in the big dent in the couch with the paper spread out in front of him, the casserole and an open beer on his right and his Marlboros, lighter and beer can ashtray on his left he watches Gaither Gospel Music until WWE Championship rasslin comes on.

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

Since: Oct 10

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#8 Aug 20, 2012
Henrietta Tyson wrote:
You boyz wouldn't know a good thing if it hit you square in the face. The problem is not the women of Marshville. It's the lazy ass, remote control commandos that sit in front of the TV and watch Racin', Rasslin and football 24/7 eating every thing in sight and drinking every beer they can get their hands around.
The typical Marshville male sits in recliners and on sofas in their nasty ass drawers they have worn for a week, skid marked in the back, piss and semen stained in the front. They fart and belch continuously and their fingers and tongue are orange from eating Cheesy Puffs and Cheetos. They pile the beer cans on the table or on the floor or use them as a makeshift ashtray. They smoke and stink up the room so much that when someone walks into the room it's like a cloud of smoke hanging down from the ceiling.
They don't shave or shower for days at a time because they have to be in front of the TV to see their favorite team play, then their other favorite team, then they have to watch sportscenter which comes on before the NASCAR pre-race show which they can't miss then they watch a 4 hour race followed by tape delay of another football game. Before the next game they just can't miss American Pickers and Pawn Stars. Then they watch another game which comes on late at night but actually is on the west coast where normal people aren't yet in bed. Then they watch a replay of another game and Speed TV until dawn. Then they go to the bathroom, get a fresh supply of beer, go outside and pick up the paper, open the kitchen cabinet looking for something to eat and finally finding 6 day old leftover casserole that doesn't smell or look too bad. Settling in the big dent in the couch with the paper spread out in front of him, the casserole and an open beer on his right and his Marlboros, lighter and beer can ashtray on his left he watches Gaither Gospel Music until WWE Championship rasslin comes on.
AGREED! It was FAR less stress when we just had uncle bubba's home brew, Hee-Haw and Andy Griffith! Oh for the simpler days!
NOT A NATIVE

Charlotte, NC

#10 Aug 22, 2012
Rude.....
Friend

Charlotte, NC

#11 Aug 22, 2012
Newcomer wrote:
I've been in this town for almost 6 months now and I have to ask: Are there any women around here who are not fat? Wingate, Monroe, Marshville are all the same. Fat. And tattoos in the most horrible bodily places. God, where did I move to? Six months and my eyes are so sore I can't stand it.
What I think is this.... there are plenty of attractive slim women, full figured women, and whatever else around town. Problem is, you are too much of a douchebag to deserve any of them. So, enjoy your nights alone...
You are right...where did you move from? Can you go back? Did they run you out of town for being a jerk? Do they not teach manners there? Need me to buy you a ticket to get the heck out of Marshville? BYE!
Newcomer

Lexington, KY

#12 Aug 22, 2012
Friend wrote:
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What I think is this.... there are plenty of attractive slim women, full figured women, and whatever else around town. Problem is, you are too much of a douchebag to deserve any of them. So, enjoy your nights alone...
You are right...where did you move from? Can you go back? Did they run you out of town for being a jerk? Do they not teach manners there? Need me to buy you a ticket to get the heck out of Marshville? BYE!
Where are these attractive slim women? WHERE? Maybe I don't see them because they are being blocked from my eyesight by all the "attractive full-figured" women.
Friend

Charlotte, NC

#13 Aug 22, 2012
Newcomer wrote:
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Where are these attractive slim women? WHERE? Maybe I don't see them because they are being blocked from my eyesight by all the "attractive full-figured" women.
We don't spend our time looking at losers like you...We hang out in other towns because it seems all you douchebags are looking for one thing and not everyone is a slut. If the girl has any sense about her, she wouldn't want a douchebag like you. ALSO, you Marshville guys aren't worth hanging around town for... why don't you look in the mirror and then wonder why you are on a FORUM looking to meet women **cough**cough***loser***cough **
Newcomer

Lexington, KY

#14 Aug 22, 2012
Friend wrote:
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We don't spend our time looking at losers like you...We hang out in other towns because it seems all you douchebags are looking for one thing and not everyone is a slut. If the girl has any sense about her, she wouldn't want a douchebag like you. ALSO, you Marshville guys aren't worth hanging around town for... why don't you look in the mirror and then wonder why you are on a FORUM looking to meet women **cough**cough***loser***cough **
Look approx 3 posts above where you stated there were lots of attractive women AROUND TOWN. Now you say they all go elsewhere to avoid me. Which is it, or are you just being insulting to get back at me for stating the OBVIOUS?
Yes, they're are attractive women here in Marshville. I've seen BOTH of them.
opinion

Miami, FL

#15 Aug 22, 2012
They're are plenty of women in Marshville if you're willing to over look the fact they all lie. Cheat on their boyfriends or husbands. Refuse to work always looking for some man to pay their bills. As for "Friend" they have used the word douchebag on several posts today so I wouldn't take it personally. That's the extent of their insult vocabulary.
Friend

Monroe, NC

#16 Aug 22, 2012
I have plenty of words for dumbasses like you who sit around talking about where to find women. Ummm...let's see...if you are having trouble..chances are..you must not be very handsome, or maybe don't have a job, or like I said, probably the lack of manners make us Southern girls disgusted! So continue on your forum talking about "the fat girls" or "the ugly girls" while the rest of us enjoy the companionship of a good man who make you douchebags, assholes, and losers look pathetic!
Newcomer

Lexington, KY

#17 Aug 22, 2012
Friend wrote:
I have plenty of words for dumbasses like you who sit around talking about where to find women. Ummm...let's see...if you are having trouble..chances are..you must not be very handsome, or maybe don't have a job, or like I said, probably the lack of manners make us Southern girls disgusted! So continue on your forum talking about "the fat girls" or "the ugly girls" while the rest of us enjoy the companionship of a good man who make you douchebags, assholes, and losers look pathetic!
Lady, cool off. I work in south east Charlotte and Monroe through Wadesboro. Thats all. And I can tell you that women in this area are not like south east Charlotte. All I know is what I see, and I posted it. If the truth hurts, then only you can do something about it. Scuse me if I have been spoiled by looking at better scenery than this town.
Marshville Citizen 19

Lexington, KY

#18 Aug 22, 2012
Here's my take on the female blight around here. And what I've noticed is that women of conservative living may be fat or "overweight"; to be tactful, but are still a cut above. These women know who they are. I am acquainted with 3 such women--ladies--who exhibit quality, fat or not. God bless their lives.
Give me a Paris Hilton body and a Sarah Palin brain in a woman any day. And if I were in the business of manufacturing and distribution of replicated human female cybernetics, that's the model I'd market. I'd call it the June Cleaver collection. As for what I see typically at the grocery store in the way of women in Marahville, Pageland, Wadesboro, and Monroe--god help me live with my sore eyes. I can hardly wait to sell and move.
People amaze me

Charlotte, NC

#19 Aug 23, 2012
Newcomer wrote:
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Lady, cool off. I work in south east Charlotte and Monroe through Wadesboro. Thats all. And I can tell you that women in this area are not like south east Charlotte. All I know is what I see, and I posted it. If the truth hurts, then only you can do something about it. Scuse me if I have been spoiled by looking at better scenery than this town.
Dear, you didn't offend me! None of what you described is me...I just think it is funny that you sit home and talk about the women of Marshville. I can bet, you, sir are not a catch or someone would have you by their side. Of course women in Marshville are not like South East Charlotte...duh! If you live in Marshville, you like the country life, the slow pace, and are more than likely a country girl. Yea..you won't find that in South East Charlotte for sure!
Myles OToole

Monroe, NC

#20 Aug 23, 2012
Marshville Citizen 19 wrote:
Here's my take on the female blight around here. And what I've noticed is that women of conservative living may be fat or "overweight"; to be tactful, but are still a cut above. These women know who they are. I am acquainted with 3 such women--ladies--who exhibit quality, fat or not. God bless their lives.
Give me a Paris Hilton body and a Sarah Palin brain in a woman any day. And if I were in the business of manufacturing and distribution of replicated human female cybernetics, that's the model I'd market. I'd call it the June Cleaver collection. As for what I see typically at the grocery store in the way of women in Marahville, Pageland, Wadesboro, and Monroe--god help me live with my sore eyes. I can hardly wait to sell and move.
Sarah Palin has a brain?

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#21 Aug 23, 2012
Well, it does feel good to be home after working out of state so lone BUT, nothing new around here LOL. Heading out to Mississippi next week.

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