Stupid people in marshall
Posted in the Marshall Forum
#1 Mar 22, 2012
Is everyone in Marshall stupid? Vote Democrat.
Have you not had enogh of the republicans ?
#2 Mar 23, 2012
Yes, I remember when Jesus, during the Sermon on the Mountain, gave the Ten Republican Commandments:
1. Thou shalt have no other Gods before cash.
2. Thou shalt not make graven images, except if they are pictures of cool guns or NASCAR drivers.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of God in vain unless you are a televangelist.
4. Remember the Sabbath, and remember that Golden Corral has a lunch buffet special. Nah, it's cool, I'm sure no Christians are forced to work just because you need three baked potatoes to Remember the Sabbath!
5. Honor thy father and thy mother, but cut their Medicare.
6. Thou shalt not kill white people.
7. Thou shalt commit adultery except Newt, you're alright man.
8. Thou shalt not steal; thou shalt call it capitalism.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thou neighbor, except, did you hear what Michelle heard about him? Let me tell you, there's no way his wife *gossips for half hour in church kitchen*
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass, what are you, some kind of homo?
#3 Mar 23, 2012
I vote democrat. I love Nascar. Go JR!!
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