JESUS FORGIVES The SINNING YANKEES

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JESUS FORGIVES YOU

Hendersonville, NC

#1 Jun 3, 2014
"0h brother, pray; in spite of Satan, pray; spend hours in prayer; rather neglect friends than not pray; rather fast, and lose breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper - and sleep too - than not pray. And we must not talk about prayer, we must pray in right earnest. The Lord is near. He comes softly while the virgins slumber." ~ Cullen Anderson
JESUS FORGIVES YOU

Hendersonville, NC

#3 Jun 3, 2014
Forgive me my sins, O Lord; forgive me the sins of my youth and the sins of mine age, the sins of my soul and the sins of my body, my secret and my whispering sins, the sins I have done to please myself and the sins I have done to please others. Forgive those sins which I know, and the sins which I know not; forgive them, O Lord, forgive them all of Thy great goodness. Amen

I have lied committed adultery in my mind, bore false witness and committed murder though during war time I do know that you teach we shall not kill.

I beseech thee oh Lord in Jesus name
Sincerely Cullen Andcerson
Cullen Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#4 Jun 9, 2014
Forgive me my sins, O Lord; forgive me the sins of my youth and the sins of mine age, the sins of my soul and the sins of my body, my secret and my whispering sins, the sins I have done to please myself and the sins I have done to please others. Forgive those sins which I know, and the sins which I know not; forgive them, O Lord, forgive them all of Thy great goodness. Amen
I have lied committed adultery in my mind, bore false witness and committed murder though during war time I do know that you teach we shall not kill.
I beseech thee oh Lord in Jesus name
Sincerely Cullen Andcerson
Dr RUTHANN

Boston, MA

#6 Jun 9, 2014
Jesus may forgive those sinning yankees but I do not. THOMAS G HOFFMAN get the H-E- double toothpicks OFF of here immediately! There is laundry piling up. There is a kitchen floor that needs scrubing. There is a toilet bowl that needs toothbrush detailing.

THOMAS G HOFFMAN you are one yankee who will never get what the South is all about because you have been thoroughly brainwashed by the liberal lies told up in New York. Now get OFF here and get to work you lazy decrepit wheelchair bound old fart!
Cullen Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#7 Jun 9, 2014
Jesus may forgive those sinning yankees but I do not. THOMAS G HOFFMAN get the H-E- double toothpicks OFF of here immediately! There is laundry piling up. There is a kitchen floor that needs scrubing. There is a toilet bowl that needs toothbrush detailing.
THOMAS G HOFFMAN you are one yankee who will never get what the South is all about because you have been thoroughly brainwashed by the liberal lies told up in New York. Now get OFF here and get to work you lazy decrepit wheelchair bound old fart!
This is me

Hendersonville, NC

#8 Jun 9, 2014
You know what your problem is Cullen, you stink as a strategist. You have not scouted out the enemy to wit you have no freakin idea who you are dealing with here. I do not fall prey to your silly juvenile insults. I am not any of the things you seem to want to portray me as. For example

1) I may have voted for Obama twice but I hold no love for any politician left right or cent they are all basically cut from the same cloth. As Osho says: "POLITICIANS ARE THE LOWEST KIND AS FAR AS CONSCIOUSNESS IS CONCERNED. They are clever, they are cunning, they are mean, too; and they make every effort for a single goal -- how to be more powerful. THEIR ONLY DESIRE IS FOR MORE POWER -- not for more peace, not for more being, not for more truth, not for more love."

Sounds a bit like you, Cullen, are you cunning and clever? Not very but you sure as hell try hard enough.

2) You cannot insult an enlightened being therefore you cannot insult a disciple of one by attacking his master. Just cannot be done. Smarter fools than you have tried and failed.

3) I am not from New York City, no matter how you spell it or insult it I do not give a shiite. I'm more of a country boy than you, Cullen. My mother's folks were all farmers, my dad a factory worker. I've worked with my hands all my life, still am, in fact. Built a house on 13 acres of woodland now worth over a million bucks up in New Paltz, had help, sure enough, but I worked on that damn monster every day nearly for seven years doing everything from carpentry to plumbing and electric. I wonder if you've even ever held a hammer in your pudgy paws.

4) worked on my own cars for years, even pulled and replaced an engine in my 68 Vovlo 122s in a lot up in Jackson Hole Wyoming. Only help I got was the lift to remove the broken one and replace it with a new (used) one on a trip west with wife two little kids and a beagle. I'll wager you've never even gotten any grease under your pudgy fingers.

5) You seem to think, I'm a socialist...hmmmmm, insofar as I think we have an obligation to help the less fortunate that may be true but I hate high taxes as much as the next guy. Fact is I've paid my own way my whole damn ,life including my college education.

6) Been married since Nov. 1961 to the same woman and trust this, a$$hole, never once did I cheat on her or go trolling on adultfriendfinder to seek out tramps to screw.

7) I basically don't come from any place that matters to me except mother earth. Fact is when I move to a new place it becomes my home. Thus Sedona was my home for 9 years and I've been here now longer than that and in this house longer than any house ever and I get along with Southern folks just fine and they with me and I got along with natives in Arizona as well. When I plant my azz someplace I plant it solid! Oh, and I am no damn hypocrite. My friends and family know what they see is what they get. They don't have to wonder if I'm hiding some deep dark secret from them. Truth is I'm a happy guy and no fool like you is going to shake my tree. You're simply too unintelligent.

AMEN BROTHER Now take your sick mind off to a government shrink and get it fixed, or, which is more likely, start in with some new line of shiite. Your choice. I take that back, you don;t have a fn clue what your doing. Your driven by an unconscious mind that is beyond help in this life time, I fear.
Dr RUTHANN

Jacksonville, FL

#10 Jun 9, 2014
Jesus may forgive those sinning yankees but I do not. THOMAS G HOFFMAN get the H-E- double toothpicks OFF of here immediately! There is laundry piling up. There is a kitchen floor that needs scrubing. There is a toilet bowl that needs toothbrush detailing.

THOMAS G HOFFMAN you are one yankee who will never get what the South is all about because you have been thoroughly brainwashed by the liberal lies told up in New York. Now get OFF here and get to work you lazy decrepit wheelchair bound old fart!
WRONG CULLEN ANDERSON

Hendersonville, NC

#11 Jun 9, 2014
Jesus may forgive those sinning yankees but I do not. THOMAS G HOFFMAN get the H-E- double toothpicks OFF of here immediately! There is laundry piling up. There is a kitchen floor that needs scrubing. There is a toilet bowl that needs toothbrush detailing.
THOMAS G HOFFMAN you are one yankee who will never get what the South is all about because you have been thoroughly brainwashed by the liberal lies told up in New York. Now get OFF here and get to work you lazy decrepit wheelchair bound old fart!

I'm a genuine unintelligent moron. Not my fault was raised up all wrong. he he he
Uncle Perv

Hendersonville, NC

#12 Jun 9, 2014
Forgive me. I can't help it if I have a BYD. I was born that way. And I can't help it if lots of dixie chicks like a BYD. Like to play with it, fondle it, lick it, suck on it, and put it into their wet and wild poonies. Why were we humans given BYDs and wet poonies if we can't make use of them? So I came down here from White Plains. I happen to show my BYD around and the dixie chicks like what they see. Is that my faul? I don't think so. So I will continued to put my BYD in their wet poonies and watch them smile and light up like a cheap neon sign. So mote it be.
Uncle Perv Thomas Hoffman

Boston, MA

#13 Jun 9, 2014
I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.

Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.

The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.

The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
Uncle Perv

Mills River, NC

#14 Jun 9, 2014
Sorry to hear about your teeny tiny dick. Not everyone can have a BYD like I have. It's just chance. It's too bad that dixie chicks are so prejudiced against small dicks. They always want well hung. Very superficial, but I can't complain too much, because their bias is to my benefit. I know I can walk into any DCV meeting, whip out my BYD and the dixie chicks go wild. They can't keep their hands off it--literally. And before you can say Jeff Davis, I'm coming in their wide open mouths.

Wonder if this dead dude from India had a small dick. Maybe that's why he offed himself. Maybe he had CSDS. Sad.
Cullen Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#15 Jun 10, 2014
I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.
Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.
The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.
The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
Cullen Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#17 Jun 10, 2014
I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.
Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.
The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.
The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use. I wanna suck your penis until it fills my mouth. yum yum
Cullen Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#18 Jun 10, 2014
I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.
Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.
The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.
The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
THOMAS Sedona HOFFMAN

Columbia, SC

#19 Jun 10, 2014
Sometimes little things come in small packages. I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.

Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.

The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.

The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
Cullen Sicko Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#20 Jun 10, 2014
Sometimes little things come in small packages. I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.
Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.
The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.
The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
THOMAS Sedona HOFFMAN

Columbia, SC

#21 Jun 10, 2014
THOMAS HOFFMAN knows that sometimes little things come in small packages. I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.

Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.

The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.

The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
Cullen lunatic Anderson

Hendersonville, NC

#22 Jun 10, 2014
CULLEN ANDERSON knows that sometimes little things come in small packages. I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.
Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.
The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.
The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.

I really am totally off my meds and thus out of control. Please, dear Lord, help me. Truth is I never spent a day in Rajneeshpuram nor am I or was I ever a disciple of Rajneesh. I'm just s sick lunatic
THOMAS OshoLIAR HOFFMAN

Columbia, SC

#23 Jun 10, 2014
THOMAS HOFFMAN knows that sometimes little things come in small packages. I have a very small penis (1" soft, 2" semi erect which is all I can manage) and that is why I brag that it is big...to overcompensate.

Upon his sudden death in 1990, there was much media speculation that Rajneesh had committed suicide by taking an overdose of drugs. As no disciple has confessed to giving Rajneesh a lethal injection, there is no hard evidence to support the suicide theory. A compelling circumstantial case could be made for such a scenario, however, with suicide provoked by Rajneesh's constant ill health and disheartenment over the loss of Vivek, his greatest love.

The beautiful Vivek Vivek had taken a fatal overdose of sleeping pills in a Bombay hotel one month before Rajneesh's passing. Pointedly, Vivek decided to kill herself immediately before Rajneesh's birthday celebration. Rajneesh had threatened suicide at the Oregon commune several times, hanging his death over the heads of his disciples as a threat unless they obeyed his orders. On his last day on earth, Rajneesh is reported to have said "Let me go. My body has become a hell for me."
The rumor that Rajneesh was poisoned with thallium by operatives of the United States Government is entirely fictional and contradicted by undeniable fact. One of the obvious symptoms of thallium poisoning is dramatic hair loss within seven days of exposure. Rajneesh died with a full beard and no exceptional baldness other than ordinary male pattern baldness at the top of his head. Radiation poisoning, another fictional cause of his illness, also causes dramatic hair loss.

The symptoms which may have led Rajneesh's doctors to suspect poisoning are common symptoms of dysautonomia caused by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Those symptoms can include numbness, standing tachycardia (rapid heart rate upon standing), paresthesia (sensations of prickling and itching), nausea, and irritable bowel syndrome, which causes one to alternate between constipation and diarrhea. All of his negative physical and mental symptoms were severely compounded by his own self-induced nitrous oxide poisoning and heavy Valium use.
JESUS CHRIST is LORD

Boston, MA

#24 Jun 11, 2014
Jesus Christ forgives EVERYONE including the culturally alien NE'ers who have moved to Heaven On Earth, the Asheville North Carolina area. Yankee newcomers, take a knee, bow your heads. Repeat this prayer: Jesus Christ I ask you humbly to come into my heart and change me into a normal loving friendly Southerner. Jesus please wash my sins (and they are many) away. I want to be like my new Southern neighbors and be happy, have a loving family, go to church regularly, be friendly with strangers, and love my area sweet Dixieland. I hereby renounce Satan and his son Karl Marx. Amen!

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