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Donnie S

Chicago, IL

#1 Feb 28, 2010
mwm, seeking m/swf 30-40, I like drinking, long drunk walks, drunk seex, pepes, drunk seexx, white sox, dogs, van halen. please call me before my wife needs the computer back...
Kenny

Chicago, IL

#2 May 3, 2010
WM, seeks lady to party with and have animal seex. I like MGD and schnapps i also like nacho bell grandes. I dont have a license but I do drive. Meet me at the Legion or PKs. I am in Kiss Army too
Golden Earring

United States

#3 May 17, 2010
divorced white male, in early 40's, usually straight, out of work at the moment, smoker and casual drinker, likes bruce lee movies, frisbee, hanging at the legion, working out and hanging out in locker rooms, toking weed, picking up any and all unattended items, seeks sexy female with similar interests for occasional discrete hookups in local parking lots (my place is no good as i live with my parents) and possible LTR. i could be the one you been looking for.
Foul Balls

Chicago, IL

#4 May 18, 2010
PBM just tweeted that he found his bike over by Bums Hideout.
Burper for mayor

Tinley Park, IL

#5 May 18, 2010
Golden Earring wrote:
divorced white male, in early 40's, usually straight, out of work at the moment, smoker and casual drinker, likes bruce lee movies, frisbee, hanging at the legion, working out and hanging out in locker rooms, toking weed, picking up any and all unattended items, seeks sexy female with similar interests for occasional discrete hookups in local parking lots (my place is no good as i live with my parents) and possible LTR. i could be the one you been looking for.
Good one Ricky L, but when did you start liking frisbee?
Pronger

United States

#6 Jun 9, 2010
SWM, canadian and new in town, seeks sexy CR/Worth female with more teeth than me to party at 111th street bars this weekend. I prefer molsons and canadian whiskey and like to play rough. Dominatrix types are preferred. i like hockey and UFC too. please respond soon so i can start planning my weekend.
gordone

Maple Grove, MN

#7 Jun 9, 2010
i just want a woman that puts out
Cemetary Fence

Chicago, IL

#8 Jun 9, 2010
Seeking new residence preferrably not on bar riddled street congested with over served fence haters. Prefer a pastur-type\rural enviornment. I have a bad feeling about tonite if the Hawks win, I could be severed in several different places.
Butt cheek

Evergreen Park, IL

#9 Jun 21, 2010
seeking trustee that isnt in it for themselves
Mel Gibson

Chicago, IL

#10 Aug 2, 2010
Your boobs look stupid, fix em. You ruined my life. I hope you get raped by a pack of @#$%^&*.
NutBag

Geneva, IL

#11 Aug 2, 2010
You tell 'em Mel.
Axl

Chicago, IL

#12 Aug 19, 2010
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Stubblebuns

Chicago, IL

#13 Sep 17, 2010
WF, seeking men who like to party. Ive had more dark meat in me than a bucket of KFC. Find me on Facebook and lets get this thing done.
Dave

Chicago, IL

#14 Sep 20, 2010
Debbie

Chicago, IL

#15 Dec 21, 2010
seeking schwantz that likes to party, prefer x-cons and chislers. hit me up, i got valtrex
Oh No

United States

#16 Dec 29, 2010
Thought that tramp left town already...
Norman

Chicago, IL

#18 Dec 29, 2010
I just need a hug
blkhawks13

Schaumburg, IL

#19 Dec 29, 2010
Debbie wrote:
seeking schwantz that likes to party, prefer x-cons and chislers. hit me up, i got valtrex
Can you take a big one deep? [email protected]
Salma Jlo Longoria

United States

#20 Jan 28, 2011
Spicy fertile latina, coming out of a bad relationhip and feeling down, seeks unemployed Ridge or Worth guy who likes tequila, tecate, fast food, GPC smokes, and sports. Looks not important. I promise to support you financially and clean up after you as long as you treat me like shit. xoxoxoxo
Donnie

Chicago, IL

#22 Feb 25, 2011
The utter day i drank about 23 beers then shat myself silly. i have a bad rash now

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