Funny As Hell

United States

#248 Sep 19, 2009
Officer Newman, one of MPD's finest was punked out by the wife of an officer he stabbed in the back. it happened while standing in the checkout line at walmart. she talked all kinds of sh*t right in front of his face about that azzkissin turncoat trick. all he could do was stand there & look stupid cuz he knows it is true & he had it coming. no salad he wont toss to get ahead.
Former friend

Harvey, IL

#249 Dec 21, 2009
Lonnie Hess, do the right thing, quit! You have disgraced yourself, your family, your co-workers and our people. No one trusts you any more. Man up and LEAVE.
Mark Ham

Chicago, IL

#250 Dec 21, 2009
what did hess do?
Former friend

Harvey, IL

#251 Dec 24, 2009
Hess was arrested by the state police, and hauled away. They say that he was protecting a bunch of drug dealers in Markham. They say one of the drug dealers gave him a gun that was used in a shooting and he got caught tryen to sell it.
Best on Midnights

Harvey, IL

#252 Dec 27, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho, Hess has to go. Lonnie is under arrest. Time for him to confess. It's for all to know, it's time for Lonnie Hess to go.
New year

Harvey, IL

#253 Dec 31, 2009
2010, the year that Lonnie Hess goes to jail. Who is going with him? friends? other cops? I just want to know?.
Best on Midnights

Harvey, IL

#254 Jan 6, 2010
Looks like Lonnie Hess should start packing his bags. I hear he's headin for prison. Taylorville? Dixon? Pontiac? or Menard? He will need squares soon.
Truth Hurts

United States

#255 Feb 14, 2010
Dear friends,
Until the FEDS rescue Markham P.D. I'll keep you posted on the B.S.#1 Lonnie Hess was arrested by the ATF Dec 17, 2010, and the cover up was lead by Chief Wade Ingram along with his crooked staff.#2 Adriannas bar on Dixie is staffed and protected by dirty Mayor David Webb, Deputy Chief Tony "Debo" Debois, Officer Phillip Miller of Markham P.D. Who works in the club that serves alcohol, drives female patrons off property in a gray unmarked M.P.D. squad car, and openly drinks alcohol outside the bar with Officer Jeramie Earl also of M.P.D.#3 Debo has a three officer tactical unit Officers William Brizil, Miller of Adriannas, and Newman. These guys serve no use but to kiss Debos ass, and make him fell like a man. Neither officer works more than one day a week, and have compiled no arrest, warrants, etc... of note! I could truley go on forever about these corrupt department, but readres please wait there will be an update on these dirty cops often.
wth

United States

#256 Feb 16, 2010
Truth Hurts wrote:
Dear friends,
Until the FEDS rescue Markham P.D. I'll keep you posted on the B.S.#1 Lonnie Hess was arrested by the ATF Dec 17, 2010, and the cover up was lead by Chief Wade Ingram along with his crooked staff.#2 Adriannas bar on Dixie is staffed and protected by dirty Mayor David Webb, Deputy Chief Tony "Debo" Debois, Officer Phillip Miller of Markham P.D. Who works in the club that serves alcohol, drives female patrons off property in a gray unmarked M.P.D. squad car, and openly drinks alcohol outside the bar with Officer Jeramie Earl also of M.P.D.#3 Debo has a three officer tactical unit Officers William Brizil, Miller of Adriannas, and Newman. These guys serve no use but to kiss Debos ass, and make him fell like a man. Neither officer works more than one day a week, and have compiled no arrest, warrants, etc... of note! I could truley go on forever about these corrupt department, but readres please wait there will be an update on these dirty cops often.
Well Ingram, keep up the good work....You have joined an elite club of screw ups that came from Chicago exclusively to divide the dept. and bring in more corrupt cops.
Super Sergeant

Harvey, IL

#257 Feb 16, 2010
Sheehan, I love you man. Charlie's going to help you. Were going to change the union to make things right. I'm trying my best. Mack has to step up to fix it. Gonzo says hi.
DCJG

Chicago, IL

#258 Feb 19, 2010
Truth Hurts wrote:
Dear friends,
Until the FEDS rescue Markham P.D. I'll keep you posted on the B.S.#1 Lonnie Hess was arrested by the ATF Dec 17, 2010, and the cover up was lead by Chief Wade Ingram along with his crooked staff.#2 Adriannas bar on Dixie is staffed and protected by dirty Mayor David Webb, Deputy Chief Tony "Debo" Debois, Officer Phillip Miller of Markham P.D. Who works in the club that serves alcohol, drives female patrons off property in a gray unmarked M.P.D. squad car, and openly drinks alcohol outside the bar with Officer Jeramie Earl also of M.P.D.#3 Debo has a three officer tactical unit Officers William Brizil, Miller of Adriannas, and Newman. These guys serve no use but to kiss Debos ass, and make him fell like a man. Neither officer works more than one day a week, and have compiled no arrest, warrants, etc... of note! I could truley go on forever about these corrupt department, but readres please wait there will be an update on these dirty cops often.
Sounds like Officers 'Bonnie' and 'Clyde' of the midnight shift.
Harbringer Of Death

Richardson, TX

#261 Feb 19, 2010
Well OK, Since you asked..Remember Mark Houser? The Guy that raped that young girl in Markham city hall? He was from Phoenix, A Captain in fact But now he's capt of the Sex Offenders club in IDOC. How Bout EX-MPD Officer Chester 'Dumb Assed' Montgomery? Well he did a home invasion in harvey with three of his Gangbang buddies while he was on Duty In Guess Where..Yep Phoenix. And What about Ex- Robbins Ofc. James 'Short Eyes' Mcgee Who got Handcuffed after his shift was over for Raping/molesting his 13 year old relative for years?..He was from Phoenix. Ramone 'Cofee Fetcher' Davis Started in Phoenix as Did Charles 'Dishonorable Discharge Revoked FOID' Smith..All Phoenix Veterans. Oh wait, I Almost forgot about Rose 'Rotten Throat' Ketchum..She did a stint in Phoenix PD as well before Getting Canned For Excessive Absenteeism, Gross Insubordination, ETC,ETC.(Guess Her Blow Jobs Weren't so Good to the Chief Over There--Maybe because his Male Staff is so busy doing it for him all the time). Yep Maybe only one good Cop Came out of phoenix, and he's in Markham PD now.(Ofc. D.S.) Every other Cop from this Shithole is a Criminal..A Dumb One At That..FUCKIN GOOFS!!!!
DCMS

Harvey, IL

#262 Feb 20, 2010
Jim Knapp is not a racist! You have to stop all this mess. I have worked with him for years and he loves brothers and sisters. Just ask anyone who works with him. I saw him give 50 cent once to needy child.
SGTMA

Chicago, IL

#264 Feb 21, 2010
The 'one good cop' who came out of Phoenix left his wife and kids for "Fifinella", the female Shrek of the Markham Police Department on the midnight shift. When you see this creature who the 'one good cop' left his family for, your first thought will be, "DAMN, YOU UGLY!" She looks like the lovechild of Shrek and Whoopi Goldberg. Buck-eyed with 4-inch long eyelashes, soup-cooler lips and a bad weave. You won't have to look far to find her on the midnight shift, Fifinella shows up on every one of 'one good cop's' calls on midnights. When she pulls up, if you see nothing but eyeballs and lips behind the steering wheel, that's Fifinella.

'One good cop', stop trashing everyone when you have trashed your own family for Fifinella. Call out the dogcatcher first before you call out anyone else.
One Bad Hombre

Chicago, IL

#265 Feb 21, 2010
Who Raquel?
Task Force Hero

AOL

#266 Feb 21, 2010
Starks and Gethers are fools. You should be more like Sanders and White, just grin and nod and do what your told to do. Pay attention!
Good man

Chicago Heights, IL

#267 Feb 21, 2010
Ofc Owens was a good cop too
One Bad Hombre

Redford, MI

#268 Feb 21, 2010
You Got That Right Task Force Hero Because one day people will be Addressing them as Chief M. Sanders & Dep. Chief S. White...He who has ears to hear, Let Him Hear.
Say What

Harvey, IL

#269 Feb 22, 2010
You right Hombre, Sanders will some day be the Chief of the South Suburban Childrens Marching Band and Street Mimes Club. He has been planning for that all his life.
And as for White, have you seen her lately? Do $3.00 Hookers have Dep. Chiefs? All she needs is bedsheets on her ride and turn on her red light to show shes open for business.
Harbringer Of Death

Harvey, IL

#270 Feb 24, 2010
REVIVING MY POST
Until the FEDS rescue Markham P.D. I'll keep you posted on the B.S.#1 Lonnie Hess was arrested by the ATF Dec 17, 2010, and the cover up was lead by Chief Wade Ingram along with his crooked staff.#2 Adriannas bar on Dixie is staffed and protected by dirty Mayor David Webb, Deputy Chief Tony "Debo" Debois(the biggest dopedealer in the south suburbs), Officer Phillip Miller of Markham P.D. Who works in the club that serves alcohol, drives female patrons off property in a gray unmarked M.P.D. squad car, and openly drinks alcohol outside the bar with Officer Jeramie Earl also of M.P.D.#3. Not to mention that Miller(Newman's bitch) also helped (with Newman) to get officer Sheehan fired for doing what they all did(BEAT UP ON people). Newman/Sheehan are now co defendents in the case that that young guy is suing the city for. Not to mention,Miller was sleeping with the girlfriend of the guy that Sheehan beat up(burger king manager, light and skinny one). It wasn't unnormal to hear Miller and Newman brag on their fast food flings and the stories of the abusive boyfriend. Now, Newman has to face the truth because hesnitched on Sheehan to kiss Debo's ass, Debo has a three officer tactical unit Officers William Brizil, Miller of Adriannas, and Newman(Miller's bitch). Hey, I'm suprised noone mentioned Debo's crackhead brother who Debo has no problem in helping his fix.These guys serve no use but to kiss Debos ass, and make him fell like a man. Neither officer works more than one day a week, and have compiled no arrest, warrants, etc... of note! I could truley go on forever about these corrupt department, but readres please wait there will be an update on these dirty cops often.
OH, and can't believe I forgot jumpout Walker who will beat up an old grandmother if she didn't give him money from her purse. This department is a joke and we need a new mayor!!!! Sheehan, Harris, Tony(NO NOT THE CROOKED ONE)....we need you guys

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