What if intelligent life is just a ra...

What if intelligent life is just a rare fucx up?

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Since: Dec 12

Bristol, VA

#1 Jan 11, 2013
Just an odd occurrence with no rhyme or reason. What if intelligent life is just the universe’s version of the platypus? A weird creation that follows none of the previous rules, and doesn’t make much sense. And why should the universe give a FUCx whether there is life ANY kind of life ANYWHERE? Why should so called "intelligent" life be a priority for the universe? Why should it matter at all whether or not a planet has “thinkers” or just piles of bacteria and moss? The universe is one insanely huge, never ending, bad axx mother fucxer!! Do you really think your new car, or your neighborhood, or your favorite little fucxing football team matter to the cosmos?

Why should the universe in all of it’s violent and incredibly immense glory even care what happens on the surface of it’s orbs? Isn’t the universe ITSELF alive in it’s own majestic sense? Creating worlds, destroying stars, constantly expanding and contracting… Do you really think the universe gives a shit about you?

Maybe this great race of intelligent creatures that evolved hundreds of millions of years before man DID realize this, but maybe their own "natural" instincts for survival lead them to meddle anyway. Maybe they could not resist the urge to keep their civilization alive, even while the planet that they lived on was dying. Maybe it was just their ancient genetics fucxing with them, forcing themselves on in an illogical way that’s contrary to the plan of nature. Maybe they were aware of this intellectually, but being still driven by their encoded need to carry on the seed, they acted anyway. Maybe they spread out to other worlds. Perhaps they planted seeds of various levels of evolution all over the universe. Perhaps they even accelerated evolution in some places, altering genetics, and even providing technology and answers to questions that wouldn’t be asked for thousands of years.

Maybe that explains how and why the great pyramids were created… Maybe that would explain how a race of people that lived before the invention of steel, a race whose written language consisted of stick figures, a race that were basically living in the stone age, could build something that still baffles us today. I saw a special on the Discovery channel that was saying there was considerable evidence that the great pyramid of Giza may have been built as much as 10,500 years ago, making it’s completion long before the invention of the wheel. There’s several theories about how it was done, and all of them suck. Nobody seems wants to step up and say that we really don’t have any idea whatsoever how they pulled it off. They just keep pulling out silly theory after silly theory, none of them which convincingly stick.

Did you know that the Great pyramid of Giza has over 2,300,000 stones that weigh between 2.5 and 80 tons each? Cut so perfectly that you can’t even get a razor blade in between them, all before the invention of steel which means they had only stone and copper tools? And did you know that if you cut and placed 10 of these stones a day it would take you over 664 years to build ONE pyramid? There are some conventional theories that state the pyramids were built over a course of 20 years, which would require cutting and placing one enormous block of stone with perfect precision, every minute, all day long 365 days a year.

They made it with hundreds of thousands of slaves? Not very likely, since contrary to popular belief slave labor was not widely used in Egypt at the time.

And isn’t it at least a little odd that the Egyptians left THOUSANDS of illustrations depicting daily life in the old kingdom, but curiously enough NONE of them show how the pyramids were built?

I mean, why document how and why you built one of the great wonders of the world, when you can leave behind pictures of people carrying fruit on their head?

Since: Dec 12

Bristol, VA

#2 Jan 11, 2013
Was I high when I wrote this?

You bet your fucxing axx I was, and THAT amongst other things, is why pot is NEVER going to be legal. Pot will never be legal, and there will never be jet packs. Just think about it… if you could smoke pot and fly through the air, you would never take anything seriously ever again.
Justnuthergeezer

Johnson City, TN

#4 Jan 11, 2013
dammit...no jet packs?

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