Little Johnny

Asheville, NC

#1 Oct 15, 2013
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans?

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different........again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,
"Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
wow

Phenix City, AL

#2 Oct 15, 2013
Little Johnny wrote:
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans?
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different........again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,
"Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican,
so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
omg lmao, another good one
DNC

Simpsonville, SC

#3 Oct 15, 2013
Self aggrandizement at work. Pat yourself on the back.
WilliamPurvisKVK 1

Burnsville, NC

#4 Oct 16, 2013
I'm a idiot and my wife and we are teaparty repubs. Whats so funny about it. Look at boneher and cruz and Ryan and mitt they are my leaders. Guess johnnys dad and mom aren't stupid enough.

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