DrNewz

Little Switzerland, NC

#1 Oct 21, 2013
During tatoos and piercings, blood test are taken for a National Survey. The results have had many surprises. It seems that 98% of those undergoing these procedures, have genes almost matching spider monkeys. In addition, 90% are under the influence of one or more drugs. The sad news is that most have the HIV Virus. Of course we all know that most of them have very low IQ's. It's good that these people can finance their desire to be scarred for life.

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#2 Oct 21, 2013
DrNewz wrote:
During tatoos and piercings, blood test are taken for a National Survey. The results have had many surprises. It seems that 98% of those undergoing these procedures, have genes almost matching spider monkeys. In addition, 90% are under the influence of one or more drugs. The sad news is that most have the HIV Virus. Of course we all know that most of them have very low IQ's. It's good that these people can finance their desire to be scarred for life.
Troll post. I suppose if I ever get a tattoo, I will be certain to check to see if the artist has their phlebotomy certification. I definitely understand people who get tasteful art done for deep seated personal reasons, such as the loss of a lived one or a life altering event. My iq is very far from being low and I have entertained the thought of getting one for the battles I have won in life, such as beating cancer, et al. If you are seriously concerned about people scarring their bodies, let it be known in your religious establishment. And, while you're at it, make sure you speak of piercings, make up, extra-marital sex, unwed sex, sodomy in the form of anything except vaginal penetration, eating too much, ad nauseum - the Biblical list is quite lengthy and involved.
wtf

Montgomery, AL

#3 Oct 21, 2013
DrNewz wrote:
During tatoos and piercings, blood test are taken for a National Survey. The results have had many surprises. It seems that 98% of those undergoing these procedures, have genes almost matching spider monkeys. In addition, 90% are under the influence of one or more drugs. The sad news is that most have the HIV Virus. Of course we all know that most of them have very low IQ's. It's good that these people can finance their desire to be scarred for life.
totally false. Why would you waste so much time to type a lie? I have tattoos and piercings none of them even bled enough for a blood test. your more likely to get one secretly done at a hospital/doctors office now that wouldn't surprise me, but the spider money is made up BS and your percentages are way wrong.
Fact

Little Switzerland, NC

#4 Oct 22, 2013
DrNews is 100% right about these facts. It takes less than a drop of blood, sweat or spit to test for all that was discussed. I don't know how this information got out, but the survey has been going on for the past four years. We need to let more people into the United States, because our gene pool is depleted and our population is becoming closer to monkeys than human.
Emergency Worker

Spartanburg, SC

#5 Oct 22, 2013
Fact wrote:
DrNews is 100% right about these facts. It takes less than a drop of blood, sweat or spit to test for all that was discussed. I don't know how this information got out, but the survey has been going on for the past four years. We need to let more people into the United States, because our gene pool is depleted and our population is becoming closer to monkeys than human.
If what you where saying about the test was true it takes more blood than a drop to run any type of blood test.
Fact

Little Switzerland, NC

#6 Oct 22, 2013
If Emg. Worker was truely a emg. worker they would know any blood test can be with less that a drop of blood or saliva. Now I'm worried that we have untrained people pretending to be something they are not!!! The blood samples were collected on q-tips.
Aliens did it

Asheville, NC

#7 Oct 22, 2013
Fact wrote:
If Emg. Worker was truely a emg. worker they would know any blood test can be with less that a drop of blood or saliva. Now I'm worried that we have untrained people pretending to be something they are not!!! The blood samples were collected on q-tips.
And the Aliens are coming back to get you because when they abducted you the first time they did that whole anal probe thing right? They told you and Danny Castle told you that the spaceship is shaped like Donald Trumps hair. So keep your eyes peeled. Also the President is a secret undercover evil alien and so are Democrats everyone Republicans too the only sane people on Earth right now are the Tea Partiers. The are going to have a revolution and the aliens are scared of Lima beans so they are going to pelt us with them. So when the clock strikes 12 on New Years Eve it will be time to start collecting Lima beans Ted Cruz is their leader and don't forget about the spaceship shaped like Donald Trumps hair.
Emergency Worker

Spartanburg, SC

#8 Oct 22, 2013
Fact wrote:
If Emg. Worker was truely a emg. worker they would know any blood test can be with less that a drop of blood or saliva. Now I'm worried that we have untrained people pretending to be something they are not!!! The blood samples were collected on q-tips.
If you only know what you are talking about. I have had more training than you will ever have. And im sure I know more about it than you. Yes they are a couple test that only takes a drop of blood like a CBG but that is not going to give you the information you are talking about..........
wtf

Hogansville, GA

#9 Oct 22, 2013
Only thing they can check with a drop of blood is your white blood count and hemoglobin, even then they prick your finger and bleed it out. Drug test can def use saliva but my tattoo artist never once swabbed me with a q.tip. As for d.n.a testing I would think they would need at least a vile of blood. Plus how would they have the money to fund something like that? In murder cases it takes forever to run those test and a ton of money to pay the forensic investigators and lab work. This is a stupid topic anyway.
Emergency Worker

Little Switzerland, NC

#10 Oct 23, 2013
Oh! I spoke before I checked my facts! Sorry, but that instructor talks so fast I guess I missed some stuff. He showed me some pictures in a book and showed me how it works. These schools and all these test just blow my mind.
Emergency Worker

Spartanburg, SC

#11 Oct 23, 2013
Emergency Worker wrote:
Oh! I spoke before I checked my facts! Sorry, but that instructor talks so fast I guess I missed some stuff. He showed me some pictures in a book and showed me how it works. These schools and all these test just blow my mind.
Dont know who this is but it was not Emergency Worker it was some else using my name....
Aliens did it

Asheville, NC

#12 Oct 23, 2013
Emergency Worker wrote:
<quoted text>Dont know who this is but it was not Emergency Worker it was some else using my name....
When they are outsmarted that's what they resort to. Ignore them they are a "special" kind of stupid.
DecisionMaker

Little Switzerland, NC

#13 Oct 24, 2013
My car needs repairs, my kids need food,clothes etc., etc., I need teeth, my wife needs to see a doctor, because she is knocked-up, I don't have gas money, my rents due, but today is a great day to get a tatoo and buy some lottery ticket. Maybe DSS can help with oil for heat and food. The Liberals will reward me for my decision making errors!
Afraid Not

Asheville, NC

#14 Oct 24, 2013
DecisionMaker wrote:
My car needs repairs, my kids need food,clothes etc., etc., I need teeth, my wife needs to see a doctor, because she is knocked-up, I don't have gas money, my rents due, but today is a great day to get a tatoo and buy some lottery ticket. Maybe DSS can help with oil for heat and food. The Liberals will reward me for my decision making errors!
The only decision your fatass makes is McDonalds or Burger King?......hhhmmmm? Lol! Douche!
Drsmrtazz

Asheville, NC

#16 Nov 3, 2013
The lack of vocabulary and comprehension skills alone is comical! I am so glad you let everyone in on this elaborate scheme that makes no logical sense. The very fact that anyone would buy into this crap is the scary part!
DrNewz wrote:
During tatoos and piercings, blood test are taken for a National Survey. The results have had many surprises. It seems that 98% of those undergoing these procedures, have genes almost matching spider monkeys. In addition, 90% are under the influence of one or more drugs. The sad news is that most have the HIV Virus. Of course we all know that most of them have very low IQ's. It's good that these people can finance their desire to be scarred for life.
DecisionMaker

Burnsville, NC

#17 Nov 4, 2013
Give me ONE DROP of your blood and I will have you DNA, Your gender, Approx. age, Race, Drug use history and many results that many would not understand.
Truth

Burnsville, NC

#18 Nov 16, 2013
Charlotte Observer reported the results of several small southern towns blood test. Shocking results puzzle all the experts. No one predicted just how poorly these communities would do on these blood test. Only i% of those tested normal. 99% of those tested showed drug use, HIV, numerous STD's, missing genes and severe and unnatural inbreeding results. Researchers said it was almost like all of them could possible be their own grandparents. Sunday addition will break it down by county and by name.

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