Topix Tip For The Day

Topix Tip For The Day

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Nasty

Simpsonville, SC

#1 May 19, 2013
How to ID a Democrat in McDowell County if you see one walking toward you just notice they all have round Mouths...Notice when you see one walking away they all have Zippers in the rear of their pants.
Weird

Marshall, NC

#2 May 19, 2013
Nasty wrote:
How to ID a Democrat in McDowell County if you see one walking toward you just notice they all have round Mouths...Notice when you see one walking away they all have Zippers in the rear of their pants.
Both this person is twisted! Just sick!

Since: Aug 11

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#3 May 19, 2013
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,“You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said,“You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man.“How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist,“everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded,“You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist.“How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man,“you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Nasty

Simpsonville, SC

#4 May 19, 2013
My respons to the both of you is get rid of those pants with the zippers in the rear and get off the blackroot juice and please do something about those round mouths you boys have it's a dead give away!
Nasty

Simpsonville, SC

#5 May 19, 2013
Weird wrote:
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Both this person is twisted! Just sick!
Don't call me sick you Maggot your the sicko that wears them britches that have a zipper in the rear for easy access!
Weird

Marshall, NC

#6 May 19, 2013
Nasty wrote:
My respons to the both of you is get rid of those pants with the zippers in the rear and get off the blackroot juice and please do something about those round mouths you boys have it's a dead give away!
This guy is nuts! When will he ever have anything remotely intelligent to say?
Nasty

Simpsonville, SC

#7 May 19, 2013
Just do what I told you to do you Maggot and STFUP
if anybody on topix wants any shit out of you we will squeeze your head it's sure as hell clear you have nothing intelligent to say either.
Nasty

Simpsonville, SC

#8 May 19, 2013
Oh...And by the way the next time I post another Topixs tip of the day you worthless POS could at least show some respect and say Thanks ; )

Since: Aug 11

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#9 May 19, 2013
Nasty wrote:
Oh...And by the way the next time I post another Topixs tip of the day you worthless POS could at least show some respect and say Thanks ; )
I'll do that the day you post something that has correct spelling and punctuation.

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#10 May 19, 2013
Nasty wrote:
My respons to the both of you is get rid of those pants with the zippers in the rear and get off the blackroot juice and please do something about those round mouths you boys have it's a dead give away!
It's easy to tell you're a Republican because you say the same shit over and over hoping that people will believe it. You must have heard "blackroot juice" during lunch down at the sawmill, and you think it's the funniest thing ever. Moron.

Since: Aug 11

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#11 May 19, 2013
Weird wrote:
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This guy is nuts! When will he ever have anything remotely intelligent to say?
He and his little buddy from Burnsville have about 50 different names each that they use hoping that people are stupid enough to think they're different people. If you look at some of the threads here, you'll see that it's them changing their names over and over. They wind up talking to themselves most of the time.
Nasty

Greer, SC

#12 May 26, 2013
LMFAO...Well your pretty damn stupid if thats what you think ;)
Stay away from Democrats

Greer, SC

#13 Jun 30, 2013
If you don't your but will be sore and your guts will fall out!

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#14 Jun 30, 2013
yes I agree
Weird wrote:
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Both this person is twisted! Just sick!
Stay away from Democrats

Greer, SC

#15 Jun 30, 2013
santa fe wrote:
yes I agree
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Well it sounds to me like you like to take it in the ars.

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