Sarah: "Oh ya. I'll watch the Ruskies from here in Wasilla and you keep an eye on that border. Gosh darn it, you betcha." *Wink*
Bristol: "I wanted to win DWTS, mom."
Sarah: "I tried, sweetie. Someone said something about a,'moose with lipstick'?"
Bristol: "I heard Phoenix is the abduction capital of the world."
Sarah: "Ya. Lock and load, sweetie. Gotta run. I just sighted a moose in the backyard and we're filming. Whatever you do, make sure it's 'The Right Thing for America.'" *Wink*