From an admirer

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#1 Mar 2, 2013
Dear Brother Robinson,after watching your show the other night, I was so glad you informed people of Demons in Goodwill clothes, especially sweaters, well you know Brother Pat, how weak the flesh is, so I gave into my sinful nature and I bought 2 Angora sweaters at Goodwill today, yes Brother Pat, I am very ashamed of this and have asked God's forgiveness, you tried to warn me Brother, but I didn't heed your warning. Ok, here's the problem, how do I get these little Devils out of the sweaters, of course the sweaters may not be harboring any Demons and may be completly innocent, but I will take no chances! Oh yes, do I need to call a Priest or minister to get these little buggers out of my sweaters or can I exorcise the Demons all by myself? I tried to pray over the sweaters standing in my drive way, but my old nosy neighbor started mumbeling something about "Damn Pat Robinson and damn my neighbor and said she was going to call the nearest nut house". I just ignore her, she is a pagan, and is going to hell, she had the nerve to tell me the world was not flat and the earth is millions of years old, HEATHEN!Ha! A lot she knows. Anyway Pat, any advice you can give me will be greatly appreciated. I suppose if I try the sweaters on and I sprout horns and a tail, I'll never go back to Goodwill again, and I will get just what is coming to me. Peace Brother Pat.
OH MY

Shinnston, WV

#2 Mar 3, 2013
what the sam hell are you spouting off about now
Really

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#3 Mar 3, 2013
Haven't you heard? Pat Robinson warned all the viewers on the 700 Club to pray over the clothes that they buy at Goodwill, he said they may have be Demon possessed, and my name is not Sam Hell, it is Sam Hill, but I forgive you and I hope you forgive me for not explaining about good old delusional Pat. Now I can understand watching out for cooties and lice when you buy from Goodwill, but Demons? Nah, I've never seen any of those,----Hey wait, my spouse says I do act strange sometimes when I wear those Goodwill clothes,The cheap turd should know I act strange because I am forced to shop at Goodwill and it makes me furious that he is to tight to let me shop anywhere else.

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