no time to waffle when the waitress h...

no time to waffle when the waitress has a gun

There are 2 comments on the Valley Dispatch story from May 22, 2009, titled no time to waffle when the waitress has a gun. In it, Valley Dispatch reports that:

If it happened here in Massachusetts, instead of in a South Carolina diner, there would already be a move afoot by some pointy-headed forelock tugger on Beacon Hill to pass legislation outlawing waffles.

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david boeri

Boston, MA

#1 May 22, 2009
No need to carry a concealed waffle when you're pouring bad coffee! Hello. I was minding my own business over a coffee regulah when suddenly... I see myself coming out of a fryolator in Dracut. What? When? Date or year or decade? Where? How? All those questions of the trade broke like a yolk. I want a police report! I want particulars! I want a lawyer! To be associated with murderers, a bad tipping Senator, a gangster. And done with such Dispatch. I'd rather take two in the hat. This is worse than bad coffee regulah. And though I don't know you, remember you, or remember the incident or the place, let me say with utter conviction: I'm sure you don't know how to make a coffee regulah.
Southern Guy

Vale, NC

#2 Sep 2, 2009
Don't like da waffle M...F.... Bam! Bam!
How about a little more diversity, Bam, Bam, Bam!

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