Manchester hospital security guards ,...

Manchester hospital security guards , what a joke !!!!

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Docter

Manchester, KY

#1 Jan 18, 2013
They where removed from the city and now here, what a joke.
Grow up

United States

#9 Jan 25, 2013
Ya'll got some balls talkin about people who actually have jobs...... Maybe if you didn't spend so much time at the hospital with your hands out for pain pills you wouldn't get harassed. GET A JOB YOU DIRTY BUMS!!!!!
checkinthemale

Harrison, AR

#11 Jan 29, 2013
You bunch of red neck check drawers wouldn't understand the concept of someone actually working for years at a job and then retiring but because they are still young and don't like sitting on their ass all day they get another part time job to stay active!! I guess the only job you have is standing in front of the ATM for 30 minutes on the first trying to figure out how to get your money!! Leave Claude alone he is a good guy!!!
My opinion

London, KY

#13 Jan 29, 2013
Grow up wrote:
Ya'll got some balls talkin about people who actually have jobs...... Maybe if you didn't spend so much time at the hospital with your hands out for pain pills you wouldn't get harassed. GET A JOB YOU DIRTY BUMS!!!!!
Sounds like someone hit a nerve :) someone let the cat out bag
My opinion

London, KY

#14 Jan 29, 2013
checkinthemale wrote:
You bunch of red neck check drawers wouldn't understand the concept of someone actually working for years at a job and then retiring but because they are still young and don't like sitting on their ass all day they get another part time job to stay active!! I guess the only job you have is standing in front of the ATM for 30 minutes on the first trying to figure out how to get your money!! Leave Claude alone he is a good guy!!!
Sorry headnurse I work
Chris Hanson

Saint Charles, IL

#15 Jan 30, 2013
The security is great
Ronald Mcdonald

Mount Vernon, KY

#17 Feb 5, 2013
Is it true that people become security guards because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
Graduate

Mount Vernon, KY

#18 Feb 5, 2013
I was going to be a security guard, but I decided to finish high school instead
Gut

Mount Vernon, KY

#19 Feb 5, 2013
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a Security Guard......Claude.
WATCHING i

Clarkson, KY

#21 Feb 6, 2013
I know all about these Guards that work up there
bad news
ray

Clarkson, KY

#22 Feb 6, 2013
They are a gaurd up there and he is very aggravation smart arse or smart alec
Moonbeam Dragon

London, KY

#24 Feb 11, 2013
Once upon a time, high above the towers of MMH, there lived a hermit by the name Clint. He was a retired security guard from decades past. Upon retirement he asked the board of directors if he could remain at Manchester, and they agreed.

You see, Clint was a veteran of many years at the the once venerable hospital. He would pack a brown bag special, shine his boots and badge, and kiss his wife everyday before he left upon another adventure at MMH. I guess one might could say Clint was dedicated.

He was aptly named the "Silver Fox" because of his gray hair. Clint always wore a smile, knew everyone on a first name basis, and was a warm soul. He was a legend amongst security guards, and so would be his legacy.

If I recall correctly, the Autumn winds were blowing something fierce and chariots of leaves charged from every direction. The crows gawked throughout the night as the pale moon bathed the hospital, casting its silhouette on the eastern mountains. The hospital was quiet, and most of the patients were fast asleep, except for those who were awoken by the cries of a young boy.

Below the hospital a young boy, no more than twelve years of age, was screaming at the top of his lungs, "Help!!! Please someone help me!" His cries for help had not gone unnoticed. Clint was up, watering his "Moonglow Tulips" and was alarmed to the boy's plight.

Clint quickly grabbed a handful of Moonglow Tulips and tucked them into his pockets. He grabbed his jacket and whistled for his pet "Chocobo Blue" to follow him. Chocobo was a mix between a sugar glider and a baby turtle. It was an experiment gone wrong in the lab, but that is a story for another day.

As Clint approached the young boy, he could hear snarling and deep guttural growls. It sounded like a pack of hyenas, but much scarier! The young boy kicked and swung at what would be a gaggle of ducks with fangs. There was eight ducks in total, all white except for one, which was black.

The seven white ducks encircled the young boy, while the black duck quacked what seemed to be orders to the others. The boy was frightened. Clint reached into his pockets and pulled out the Moonglow Tulips. Chocobo Blue darted up Clint's back and rested upon his shoulders, clacking almost inaudibly to his master.

Just before the ducks lunged at the boy, Chocobo Blue leaped from Clint's shoulders into the gaggle of webbed danger. The boy instinctively reached up with both arms to deflect the attack, but there was nothing to defend! Slowly the boy opened his eyes and lowered his arms from a defensive position.

Before the young boy was seven white ducks, but the black duck was nowhere to be seen. It was later revealed to the young boy that the black duck was a revenant, or shadow spirit, that had possessed the duck. The "Moonglow Tulips" was a special plant that warded evil spirits from harming people. It was created from dried pixie wings, tulips, moonbeams, and the aura of blessings bestowed from the healing properties of MMH.

The boy smiled and gently patted Chocobo Blue. Clint saw the happiness and relief Chocobo brought to the young boy, and offered him the pet. The boy accepted with cheer! Years would pass and new guards join the elite protectors of Manchester Memorial. One of those was the boy Clint had saved, the "Gentleman" guard named Potter.

If you ever get a chance and happen upon Potter, say hello. Perhaps Chocobo Blue, his pet guardian, will even make an appearance. Every journey has a beginning, so goes the tale of the "Silver" Fox.
What

Somerset, KY

#25 Feb 11, 2013
Moonbeam Dragon, what in the world are you talking about? Is the moral to your story to breed sugar gliders and baby turtles, or to stay away from ducks?
Tuco

Altamonte Springs, FL

#26 Feb 12, 2013
What wrote:
Moonbeam Dragon, what in the world are you talking about? Is the moral to your story to breed sugar gliders and baby turtles, or to stay away from ducks?
I'm confused too. I believe Moonbeam Dragon has a fear of ducks with fangs. If this story is true then I'm kind of scared to walk alone at the park now.
supertrooper

Hyden, KY

#27 Feb 15, 2013
Good job jf
GluGlokGlee

Altamonte Springs, FL

#28 Feb 16, 2013
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm not supposed to be transmitting this communique, but I believe it is vital to the safety of our citizens.

At 0450 hours, Operation: Pegasus was given the greenlight! A highly, secretive militant branch of Manchester was activated. What little details I have ascertained suggests a possible military take over of three key locations in Clay County. Those targets are Bridge Street, Lover's Leap, and Beach Creek.

Those coordinates triangulate the hospital. An undercover informant named "Glu Glok Glee" has informed me of troop movements in the guise of Swans delivery trucks. The equipment being transported is yet to be determined.

If you are reading this, I am already dead. I can only say it was an honor to serve you brothers, the real heroes of an elite unit known only as Rogue 7. Please make sure this message gets to my contact, codenamed MRSA.(salutes)
Taps

Flat Lick, KY

#29 Feb 16, 2013
icu

Manchester, KY

#30 Feb 18, 2013
they are doing a good job
Insecurity Guards

Somerset, KY

#31 Feb 18, 2013
icu wrote:
they are doing a good job
Good job,doing what being smart alecs,harrasing sick people, flirting with nurses?? Really what are any of them good at? They couldnt all together pour piss out of a boot.They couldnt even cut it as city police, Security is their last hope to be able to pin that badge on each others nipples every day.
bi-man

Somerset, KY

#32 Feb 19, 2013
Insecurity Guards wrote:
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Good job,doing what being smart alecs,harrasing sick people, flirting with nurses?? Really what are any of them good at? They couldnt all together pour piss out of a boot.They couldnt even cut it as city police, Security is their last hope to be able to pin that badge on each others nipples every day.
OOH!! I was watching them do their daily pinning ceremony, as I do every day that they work. It really turns me on, but not as much as they get off on it. They both may be married but that is just a cover for what's really going on. Doesn't it seem odd that they always want to work at the same job, dress alike, have the same hairdos, and ride each other around alone in a car all day. It's obvious to me what's happening here.

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