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wonder

Clarkson, KY

#1 Feb 8, 2013
I was walking around up there the other day and i saw a naked women on the stairway i dont know what she was up too ?
well

Clarkson, KY

#2 Feb 8, 2013
where at i no they are a bunch of stairways in that hospital
I know

West Milton, OH

#3 Feb 8, 2013
Ceo needs to stop the gossip going on with night shift & day shift also. Some are talking about other employees. This gossip needs to be stopped!
if so

Campbellsville, KY

#4 Feb 9, 2013
TRUE
Beach Bum

United States

#5 Feb 9, 2013
It's like a High School for grown ups ! Ridiculous to the amount of little "friendships " going on between the opposite sex , if you know what I mean .
Well

Altamonte Springs, FL

#6 Feb 9, 2013
wonder wrote:
I was walking around up there the other day and i saw a naked women on the stairway i dont know what she was up too ?
I think she was brown headed.
Beach Bum

Tucker, GA

#7 Feb 10, 2013
Was it somebody that works there or a patient ?
Tell us old wise one
friends

Altamonte Springs, FL

#8 Feb 11, 2013
Lol it was Brenda jones
x-ray

Williamsburg, KY

#9 Jul 20, 2013
was Johnny in there with her? He chases anything with two legs.
Raven BloodMoon

Manchester, KY

#10 Jul 24, 2013
No sir, it wasn't Johnny. I can remember a time when he used to chase one legged women, but that was a long time ago. You see, Johnny once had a rare vision disorder that shunted his vision inward, as if looking through a kaleidoscope. Everyone he encountered either had one eye, one leg, or one arm. We used to tease to tease him quite a lot.

If I can recall correctly, it was late one hot sultry evening on old Ben Galloway's farm, right near Old Timber Lake in Clay County. The horses and cattle all rustled underneath a big hickory tree, catching some shade from the heat. I was chewing some tobacco, tending to the hay when the clouds suddenly grew dark.

A terrible storm settled upon the farm, catching many of us farm hands amidst the cauldron of nature. I'm not going to lie, but this ol man had serious doubts anyone was going to make it out unscathed. Feathers from chickens, milk from the utters of cows, and hay pelted everyone from the twisting cyclone.

After what seemed an eternity, the storm vanished. As I opened my eyes, crouching near an old beaten up tractor, I witnessed the most peculiar sight. In the middle of the field was a perfect rainbow, reflecting a thousand brilliant spectrums of color from the evening sun's array. What was even more peculiar was Johnny outstretched underneath the rainbow, with his head held high above as if bathing in the rainbow's luminescent spectrum of light.

Johnny later described the event as something fantastical that was straight out of a fantasy book. We all thought he had a concussion, but for some odd reason I believed him. According to Johnny, he never experienced the storm like the rest of us, even though he was literally a hundred feet from me. Instead of cowering like the rest of us, he was greeted by another force of nature, rainbow unicorns.

One horned, ivory white horses with hooves forged from gold are what greeted Johnny, according to him. They brought him gifts of persuasion, charisma, and corrected 20/20 vision so he could chase women. According to the unicorn Mythra, he was the chosen saint charged with spreading hope, good will, and happiness to all the women who would accept his love.

Now I'm not one to believe in fairy tales, but years have passed since the great storm of 1995, but I believe there is something to this tale. Every now and again I see a much more mature Johnny in public, at the hospital, or hear a tale or two of his adventures. In fact, I was just about to read my wife a short story published about Manchester's Prince of Love entitled, "Dream Lover: Johnny Farmer's Gift." It always makes the little misses in the mood for some quiet time ;)
Petra

Manchester, KY

#11 Jul 24, 2013
He is amazinnnnngggg!!!! I remember a time when I stepped out of my vehicle and a pack of hungry dogs cornered me near my car. I just knew I was going to be eaten alive. I prayed so hard for someone to save me. Right before the dogs lunged for me, I felt a calming presence overcome me!

When I opened my eyes, instead of six black angry, snarling dogs there were six white, whimpering poodles. I was like WTF!!!! I looked up and saw him. Johnny was just smiling at me as he took my hand and led me into the hospital. I soooo wanted to kiss him, but I knew I would forever be underneath his charm. Does he still work there?
Ben

Flat Lick, KY

#12 Jul 24, 2013
Utters?
Reporter

Mount Vernon, KY

#13 Jul 24, 2013
I thought this Brenda was married?
just

Middlesboro, KY

#14 Aug 10, 2013
Jf is a male wh... He is messing with everyone that will let him in their pants leave the women alone you user
yep

Middlesboro, KY

#15 Aug 17, 2013
Are there anyone over there still screwing around are they married or single I need to find out I need a jog over there so maybe I can get me some
old friend

London, KY

#16 Aug 17, 2013
I'd like to hook back up with BIG Dave.
yep

Middlesboro, KY

#17 Aug 17, 2013
Who that call him he's waiting on that call
Why not me

Pineville, KY

#18 Aug 18, 2013
old friend wrote:
I'd like to hook back up with BIG Dave.
Big Dave is hot!
loco

Pineville, KY

#19 Aug 23, 2013
Does the new addition have new rooms
Lady

Livingston, KY

#20 Mar 24, 2014
Manchester is the worst place anyone could be taken to they Are so lazy and its pretty bad that u have to remind someone that ur family member needa turned!!

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