What Happened at IGA

Flat Lick, KY

#1 Jul 6, 2013
I heard their was a cop beat down.

Corbin, KY

#2 Jul 6, 2013
just a doughnut ..hit on the girls ..stop

Naperville, IL

#3 Jul 6, 2013
Some guy stole a chicken leg out of a fat girls pocket. He tried to out run her after doing the caper but there was just no way he could outrun her, he almost made it out the door but she caught him. The rest is just too explicit to post. Cops showed up, searched him and found that he also stole the last donut so they beat the hell out of him, gave the chicken leg back to the fat girl, ate the donut and took him to jail for strong arm robbery and malicious concealment of evidence and public embarrasment cause the fat girl said his pecker was so small, that when she reached down there searchin for her chicken leg, her pinky finger brushed it and thought it was a pubic hair. Then upon arriving at the jail they found him in possesion of butt nuggets.

Somerset, KY

#4 Jul 6, 2013
Update Charges against him stealing blue cheese have been droped . After lab results came back . It was only Duck Butter. Will post as more on the story updates.

London, KY

#5 Jul 6, 2013
stupid shizzz

Corbin, KY

#6 Jul 7, 2013
I just got caught smoking a joint ... it will be ok..ill go to church today and pray it off...god bless you all...ohh and watch your woman that works for me I like to have affairs..ohhh yeah


London, KY

#7 Jul 7, 2013
A man assaulted a woman with a baby in the parking lot.
Old man

London, KY

#8 Jul 7, 2013
I heard a turkey tried slipping the salmi to a chicken !..... No bologna true story?
Old man

London, KY

#9 Jul 8, 2013
Cops said there was a problem with a box of plastic eating utensils. Seems like the knife tried to spoon the fork....but instead he got himself forked up! Trouble in paradise I guess?
Old man

London, KY

#10 Jul 8, 2013
Everything ok
I Got an Idea

La Grange, IL

#11 Jul 8, 2013
A bull went there lookin fir his cow. Upon arrival he was lookin through the meat section but they were all to chicken to say anything. He was directed to go to isle 4 where he started to ketchup and question the residents in that isle but every thing was boxed up and lips were sealed. After proceeding to the back, he noticed some pork that was chopped up but the container next to it there was some pigs feet that squealed about the happenings going on in the back. On his way to the back he noticed some dairy cheeseing at him so he stopped ta ask but before he could say a word he looked to the left and saw something wbipping the cream. Upon arrival he learned that a string was tied to some cheese. Following the string he noticed the ham picking burgers and asked to whom he should steak his claim as to the happenings going on within. He was then directed to the butcher where he axed as to the wbereabouts of his cow and was told to ask the corn becsuse they had ears and knew everything. Upon asking the corn he was told that his beef was hung. Why thank you he replied but I'm here for my cow. He was told to asm the can, they had the goods. Under intense questioning he was told that the meat was hanging in the back, where he replied: my brother's here too? After further investigation his experience directed him towards the cooler. After gaining entry by forcable means, he heard the grunt of his cow. Looking thru there he saw her hanging with some new beef.
That is what the police report stated...
Old man

London, KY

#12 Jul 8, 2013
About right
Po boy

London, KY

#13 Jul 8, 2013
Really good

Flat Lick, KY

#14 Jul 10, 2013
I heard a lady got touched by a stranger inappropriately, I swear it's getting worse and worse especially around the first of the month.

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