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Steve

Columbus, OH

#124 Aug 4, 2013
women'ns farts turn me on. Especially when they come all the way through the jeans and permeate my nose. Sometimes I get light-headed just from breathing them in. Don't lie, guys...you love it and you know it. If you could stick a rubber tube up a woman's ass to breathe her farts in and out, then you would.
Noseee

Somerset, KY

#135 Aug 8, 2013
I love them!!! I have my girl eat beans, boiled eggs & drink 3 beers daily, so when I'm eating putang pie she can cut loose farts for 30 min. to an hour or till I'm full of pie! She only weighs 102 lbs.....but she can blow my hair back! Just as she rips one out, she grabs my head & pulls it in while locking her legs around my neck!! I tell U there is nothing like breathing all that in while it burns UR nose hairs & tears running down UR cheeks......LOVEE ITTT!!!!!!!!!
cant breath

Manchester, KY

#147 Aug 13, 2013
Disgusting wrote:
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.
And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.
Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
fumes
fat girl

London, KY

#154 Aug 22, 2013
girls eat alot of gassy food
Seriously

Toms River, NJ

#155 Sep 2, 2013
many of them have very bad body odor too.
shoo

Columbus, IN

#156 Sep 9, 2013
It's what they eat. They smell rank.
moonshot

London, KY

#157 Sep 10, 2013
If you friggin drugheads would stop eatin cheese long enough to catch your breath your farts may not leave a green cloud behind you. Im bettin the dogs in your holler growl at you when you walk by.
Fart Sniffer 2

London, KY

#158 Sep 10, 2013
Don't know what you dummies are whining about! I love smelling women's farts!!They smell great to me! If I could I'd bury my face in a woman's A$$ & never ever take it out!!!!!
Same Ole Same Ole

London, KY

#159 Sep 11, 2013
It don't matter whether the fart came out of a female's rump or a male's ass. SH*T STINKS!!!
Fart Inspector

Hazard, KY

#160 Sep 19, 2013
I'm a certified woman fart maker inspector. If you women need your fart maker checked out then I'm the guy for you. I'm a full service inspector no job is too small or too big!! I've been in business for many years so you can be ASSured I know what I'm doing! So give me a call & I'll check out your fart maker & certify it for you!!!
Kracked

London, KY

#161 Sep 21, 2013
My fart maker could do with an inspection. It's got a crack in it that may be gittin bigger! It's only about an inch away from my kitty! I hope you are good enough to solve my problem cause I don't want kitty to get hurt.
Jamie Perks

Banbury, UK

#162 Dec 2, 2013
The Worst Women's Fart I Smelt Was When My Mom Had Baked Beans And The Smell Was So Bad
Skamk city

Manchester, KY

#163 Dec 5, 2013
Kracked wrote:
My fart maker could do with an inspection. It's got a crack in it that may be gittin bigger! It's only about an inch away from my kitty! I hope you are good enough to solve my problem cause I don't want kitty to get hurt.
Lady that's a clay co kitty ain't no hurtin that Bastard'!!
sarahelizabeth8

Midland, MI

#164 Mar 11, 2014
Sometimes I like to catch and smell my farts.. does that make me weird?
travis

Manchester, KY

#165 Mar 12, 2014
What about when they were thongs or butt floss they whistle farts that's funny it scares the dog I have one dog his name is septic Sam he eats his sh%t and when my wife farts Sam hear the whistle then he comes running
Clay county

Manchester, KY

#166 Mar 15, 2014
Disgusting wrote:
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.
And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.
Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
Because Clay County women are nasty!!'
shew

London, KY

#167 Apr 30, 2014
Maybe they eat a lot of fiber

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#168 Sep 10, 2014
I produce smellier farts while constipation.
Philip

London, Canada

#169 Oct 19, 2014
My mom is a very wealthy and upper class woman in Hartford CT and she can peel the paint of the walls at any moment. She is way older than I am. That night in January when we had baked burritos holy hell it stunk. I could simply not believe the smell. It was way worse than anything I've ever smelt. Like 30 rotting eggs and loads of poop oh God!
ormanlawrence

Davenport, IA

#170 Oct 25, 2014
Disgusting wrote:
Or they eat a whole freakin' bag of white castles and onion chips, come home and burp in your face rubbing their stubble because they have female facial hair that's looks like a moldy peach gone south of florida sitting in the sunlight waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Oh god I'm gonna puke!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr rrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!
It's torture to think of these things, torture!
I love her but damn it's true she can literally burn my nose hair

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