Why do female farts stink so bad?

Toronto, Canada

#66 Aug 5, 2012

Toronto, Canada

#67 Aug 5, 2012
eeewwwww!!! UGH!-_-"

Toronto, Canada

#68 Aug 5, 2012
Duuude...-_-" i cant even say it thats how grossed out i am right now!

United States

#69 Aug 8, 2012
women dont fart , they dont shut up long enough to build up enough pressure to fart

Tampa, FL

#70 Aug 8, 2012

Tampa, FL

#72 Aug 8, 2012
Brittney wrote:
eeewwwww!!! UGH!-_-"
do your farts stank Brittney?
tommy hartkopf

Moline, IL

#73 Aug 13, 2012
Honeest I've never been around a woman that farted a lot. I've allways out stunk them even my tweeter verses their big bomber. I must know classey woman, because they don't fart in my pressance-according to your stories-I'am the lucky one-Praise GOD!

Houston, TX

#74 Sep 6, 2012
I like to fart in church. Sometimes I will snatch a bill out of the collection plate, fart on it, then put it back. One week there was a sermon on stained cash.

London, KY

#75 Sep 7, 2012
they sneak them out in the stores.

London, KY

#76 Sep 15, 2012
because women have a different ph balance

United States

#78 Sep 27, 2012
That what you get for messin with nasty bitchs

Aberdeen, UK

#79 Oct 2, 2012
Did the dog come back? hehe

Maitland, FL

#81 Nov 29, 2012
U guys r so hilarious

Pineville, KY

#82 Dec 3, 2012
that just make them sweeter

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#83 Dec 3, 2012
Arianna wrote:
You disgusting bogs, ugh how could you think such a thing would be funny??! you disgust me etirely!*disgusted face*
I'm with Arianna.

What a pointless thread, a waste of brain cells responding. I think I just watched 3 of my own die while I typed this. Men and women both, have NO shame today. I might fart accidentally, but I try hard not to in front of my husband. My Uncle doesn't even know how gray my Aunt's hair is. She hides it, to stay youthful appearing and attractive for him. There's NO mystery between men and women any more, hell, nowadays, they have farting contests.

Get a better thread.
A rose by any other name

Hazard, KY

#84 Dec 3, 2012
Disgusting wrote:
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.
And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life
insurance policies.....it was that bad.
Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than
your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to
starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live
plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes
out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I
had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong
with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and
blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except
nobody is laughing...
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking
a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and
spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs
produce explosive farts while you're watching
wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
If you're dating women who think it's so funny to go around farting, and actually eat food because it makes better farts, sounds to me like you might wanna date a different type of woman. Its not that funny, going around farting, and then laughing about it. Real sexy! don't know many women who out-stink men in that department, but if they do it's prob cause a lot of women eat salad and veggies, which actually produce a form of methane when digested. But like I said, most men I've known are far worse! I had a brother-in-law who'd use the bathroom, and nobody could go in for half an hour. Give it time to air out! Yuck!

Hazard, KY

#85 Dec 3, 2012
Disgusting wrote:
Or they eat a whole freakin' bag of white castles and onion chips, come home and burp in your face rubbing their stubble because they have female facial hair that's looks like a moldy peach gone south of florida sitting in the sunlight waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Oh god I'm gonna puke!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr rrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!
It's torture to think of these things,
Damn! What kind of women do you mess with? Sounds REAL classy.

United States

#86 Dec 7, 2012
Mai farts don't smell!!
women fart victim

Phoenix, AZ

#87 Jan 6, 2013
I wonder if a woman has ever used her own ass gas to murder someone it does seem possible & it probly happened in sum torture chamber somewhere in the world & if it did the victim would've died a horrible death. Wow! Wat a sadistic way 4 a chic 2 off someone.
women fart victim

Phoenix, AZ

#88 Jan 6, 2013
I'm making a rebuttal statement 2 Roxxanna29's statement. 1st off ur contradicting ur own self by saying it's a waste ov brain cells 2 read a thread like this yet ur reading it. Also if I had s wife I would luv hr enough 2 nt make hr refrain from farting in my presence since I want hr 2 b comfortable w/me & I would hope that she would extend that same courtesy 2 me. If ur 2 insecure 2 purposely fart in front of the man who said I do & swore 2 luv yu 4 better or 4 worse & in sickness & health then either he doesn't luv yu all that much or yu don't luv him all that much or both so it's time 2 take a good long look deep inside ur soul

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