Why do female farts stink so bad?

Why do female farts stink so bad?

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Disgusting

Evansville, IN

#1 Nov 20, 2008
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.

And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.

I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.

Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.

Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.

Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,

"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....

just crying.

The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...

Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
Disgusting

Evansville, IN

#2 Nov 20, 2008
yea

London, KY

#3 Nov 20, 2008
Disgusting wrote:
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.
And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.
Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
yea and when they ease them out it catches you just as you throw the cover over your head.you would think they had eat a dead dog with cheese on it.tsh tsh
Disgusting

Evansville, IN

#4 Nov 21, 2008
Or they eat a whole freakin' bag of white castles and onion chips, come home and burp in your face rubbing their stubble because they have female facial hair that's looks like a moldy peach gone south of florida sitting in the sunlight waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
Oh god I'm gonna puke!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr rrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!
It's torture to think of these things, torture!
what

Lexington, KY

#5 Nov 21, 2008
you all are grazy as hell but i know what you mean lol
Elmer

Lexington, KY

#6 Nov 21, 2008
What woman has the stinkiest farts in Clay County
noodle

Lexington, KY

#7 Nov 21, 2008
yeah and when you go to bed and want to play, out comes the broccoli and cheese from supper
rimracker

Dyer, TN

#8 Nov 21, 2008
yeah and they also smell, cough, cough ,cough be back in a little while lol.
rimracker

Dyer, TN

#9 Nov 21, 2008
Elmer wrote:
What woman has the stinkiest farts in Clay County
Miss bula ball breaker.
i think

Lexington, KY

#10 Nov 21, 2008
noodle wrote:
yeah and when you go to bed and want to play, out comes the broccoli and cheese from supper
it would be safe to bet that when you get to playing just right they start,whack,whaaaack shesssh like a tire going flat.then you have to go outside to smoke a cigarette, or breathe that scent,sickning to me.
noodle

Lexington, KY

#11 Nov 21, 2008
yeah and you better light up outside or you'll burn your house right down to the axles!!!!!
Im puking

Evansville, IN

#12 Nov 22, 2008
noodle wrote:
yeah and when you go to bed and want to play, out comes the broccoli and cheese from supper
G dammit dude! I ate that today and now its trying to come back up thinkin how bad that stew is when its an ass brew.
gonnna hurl!

“YHWH prevails Rev 20:10”

Since: Apr 08

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#13 Nov 22, 2008
Watch this vid:


HAHAHAHA!!!
who knew

Aurora, OH

#14 Nov 22, 2008
you guys are hilarious thanks for the laugh
rimracker

Dyer, TN

#15 Nov 23, 2008
I don't no why they stink so bad but I can tell ya one thing , they sure do keep the flys away.
egg farts

Evansville, IN

#16 Nov 23, 2008
I swear, if you all have ever been around a woman who ate egg salad for lunch, ou would learn real quick to stay away from her until at least 3 bowel movements because that stuff is just horrible! I mean, you won't live long and stripping the walls down and washing them won't help. It makes the world darker and depressional when you're having a good day and then she 'poots' one out no bigger than her little finger and the smell is so atrocious that a new car would be destroyed forever knowing it happened inside.
unknown

Lexington, KY

#17 Nov 23, 2008
Disgusting wrote:
Seriously.....they outnumber men in the STANK factor 40 to 1 and the smell is just putrid.
And when they do it.....their laugh scares me cause they know they are enjoying the smell and can't help but think it's funny.
I dated a woman once that I refused to take to festivals because if she had a bloomin' onion, I couldn't live in the the same house for days because her farts and deposits were so disturbing that I made changes in my life insurance policies.....it was that bad.
Even if she "pooted" small ones, no bigger than your fingertip, the smell was bad enough to starve the oxygen out of the room and kill live plants and a parakeet that couldn't take no more.
Women, eating okra is horrible when it comes out the other end.
Times I've smelled some that were so bad that I had to ask,
"Are you dying?" Seriously....something is wrong with you sitting there eating carrot sticks and blasting ass bombs thinking it's funny except nobody is laughing....
just crying.
The highlight of your evening shouldn't be picking a meal thinking it's hilarious that meatballs and spaghetti is awesome because the meatballs produce explosive farts while you're watching wheel of fortune...
Disgusting! Stop it! Now!
LMAO u r one funny person. I am still laughing
bulldog

London, KY

#19 Nov 24, 2008
eggs and beer , thair great, done one a work and they .shute the plant down
rimracker

Dyer, TN

#20 Nov 24, 2008
If the us military would have bottled up some of them women farts and threw it in the whole of osama bin laden , he would give up easily.
noodle

Lexington, KY

#21 Nov 25, 2008
don't forget about good old kraut and polish sausage. had to air the house out one time and made the dog run off

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