MMH: Faye's Song
Poppa Boo

London, KY

#1 Jun 18, 2013
Yo, yo, yo check it out! MMH is da bomb when it comes to the sick. Several weeks ago me and my honeys were on our way back from a concert when I chipped my grill on a bottle of vodka. My girl "Shaniqua" freaked the %*#~ out!!!

Vanilla Ice was blaring on my six inch woofers, while my rag top was down so my hair could blow. Girlies were on the stand by, but I said stop!! Sho'nuff I saw the hospital sign and I was like kick it "Sherry" because Poppa Boo's hurt. My girl Sherry is an ace when it comes to driving fast, so she floored it! At some point I passed out from the sight of my own blood, not that I'm squeamish, because this player has been shot ten times and they still can't keep me down.....but that's another story.

When I awoke, I thought I had lost my sight. Everything was dark and I was having a hard time focusing. I was scared as hell, this gangsta isn't even going to lie. A thousand things began running through my mind. The only thing I could think of was I'd never see the beauty of another woman, or line dance to T-Pain's greatest hits. I began to cry!

Sho'nufff, as soon as I began to tear up, darkness gave way to light. I'm ashamed to admit it, but ol' Poppa Boo was wearing shades in a darkened room in the ER!!! I felt like a damn fool, and that ain't cool. But that ain't the half of it, as my vision began to clear I thought for sure my eyes were playing tricks on this trickster!

A black haired beauty, adorned in beige scrubs, no bigger than 5'3" stood before me. Her eyes, bright blue and as billowy as the clouds on the brightest day, with a twinkle that rivaled the northern star gazed gently upon me. Her voice, a symphony of angelic whispers and song, pierced my soul and caressed my mind unto the point of complete lucidity!!! In other words, this brother was either hallucinating or in heaven.

Who was this woman??? Unicorns and puppies frolicked in the blank canvas within my mind. What once was black and white, good and bad, was now bright and full of color. Had I stepped into an extra dimensional portal through time? Was this end?!!!

Sho'nuff, I awoke several hours later to the wind whipping through my hair, and the sun beating down through the sunroof of my caddy. Sherry and Shaniqua were both talking frantically about which "skittles" were better; sour skittles or the fruity skittles. I tried to interrupt them, but I quickly realized I couldn't because my entire mouth was numb. Apparently I was given a sedative and my gums were stitched up from the laceration incurred by the bottle.

Realizing I was in pain, Shaniqua launched into this fantastical tale of my visit. Apparently the black haired beauty was real, but more to the point she was the warden of dreams. The ER was notoriously busy upon arrival, and the air was filled with moans, shrieks from pain, and the shrill sounds of babies crying for their mommies. It was chaos!!

Shortly after my arrival, Sherry overheard an x-ray tech mumble something about Faye's song. Spying from a half open door, Sherry witnessed the X-ray tech pull a lute from his pocket and with three short whistles, the "blue" eyed angel in my dreams appeared she said.

Faye, the Warden of Dreams, slowly began to sing. A calmness blanketed the ER. Nurses began to dance in a rhythmic pattern as the physician strummed a harp. Visions of rainbows, surrounded by white clouds and blue oceans, filled the minds of all who could hear Faye's lullabies. Just like that, sho'nufff, everything faded to dreams.

I still wonder if that whole encounter was a dream, but Sherry and Shaniqua insist it was real. Fo'Shizzle it was Rizzle in my mind! Whatever anyone has to say, MMH is no game!! Fairies, unicorns, skittles....whatever that place be, it's all good!! I will never forget Faye and her beauty, born of hope and wonder, she will forever be the Warden of my Dreams..

DISCLAIMER: This may or may not be true, it's for you to decide.

New York, NY

#2 Jun 23, 2013
Sho'nuff, this Shaniqua sitting with my girl... Sherry... Motha focka whats wrong with you!!! We don't know you. You must be white and how you know we like skittles? Sho'nuff, No you won't hear Vanilla Ice kicking on my six inch woofers... maybe Eminem, must admit white boy does have...Skills! Sho'nuff your girl Shaniqua and Sherry... peace out homie!

London, KY

#3 Jun 23, 2013
I got 2 words for you! F'n stupid!!!

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