i love pissn from my porch
Rick

Carol Stream, IL

#21 Aug 27, 2013
PISSIN OFF THE PORCH IS OUR PRIVALEGE AS AN AMERICAN REDNECK CITIZEN TO DO!!! and BY GOD, I'M GONNA KEEP DOIN IT!!!
Jealous Neighbors

Manchester, KY

#22 Aug 27, 2013
I can't piss off the porch as much as I used 2. My neighbors wife saw me once but she just smiled & started talking to me interrupting my concentration. To make matters worse every time her husband is gone she starts talking to me every time she sees me out while starring @ my crotch! What's even worse now her husband who was friendly before now seems mad @ me!

Since: Dec 08

Fairfield, OH

#23 Aug 27, 2013
Jealous Neighbors wrote:
I can't piss off the porch as much as I used 2. My neighbors wife saw me once but she just smiled & started talking to me interrupting my concentration. To make matters worse every time her husband is gone she starts talking to me every time she sees me out while starring @ my crotch! What's even worse now her husband who was friendly before now seems mad @ me!
your in trouble now.. lol
Pam

Manchester, KY

#24 Aug 27, 2013
Hope wrote:
I have to hang onto the posts when I squat over the edge.....once when I was just a little drunk I fell off landing where I had pissed earlier & then ended up pissing all over myself to boot!! I was so embarrassed!
Hope dearie, yore pissing skills must be nonexistent! Just spread yore lips wide out with yore 3 bottom fingers while using yore pointn fingers to slightly rais yore clit. U may need to practice with a skirt without panties till U got good enuff to do it in jeans without messin the pants! Just remember 2 raise skirt first! I've been pissin further than my brothers since about 17 year old!!! Try it bet U can out piss most men....I can!!!
Rick

Carol Stream, IL

#25 Aug 27, 2013
By God they're going to try and take all of our rights away!!! We as the American Redneck people cannot stand here and let this happen!!! We've got to fight back!!! Everybody!!!, at midnite, August 31, 2013, every redneck in this nation!!!, STAND ON YOUR PORCH AND PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Chug a beer,belch real loud!!, hit a joint, shoot off a few rounds, take your woman mud boggin', naked if ya want, and GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!
Yep

United States

#26 Aug 27, 2013
Best topic ever on here. I never piss n the bathroom at home. Saves money and water. I'll b there on the 31st
Thumper

Manchester, KY

#28 Aug 28, 2013
I can't piss from my porch...cause I live in an apartment & BTW I'm a girl. However I always shower with my boyfriend & I have him piss all over my @ss & snatch. However sometimes I'll get in the tub & have him piss all over me from head 2 toe....especially i when its cold! His piss is sooo warm that it makes horny enuff to let him do ANYTHING he WANTSto me!!!
Big John

Manchester, KY

#29 Aug 28, 2013
Where's those split tailed hos at that think they can piss further than a MAN?? U mite kin piss further than yore brother but he's probably 12years old.....BTW I gots da belt!!!!!
cc girl

Edmonton, KY

#30 Aug 28, 2013
Big John wrote:
Where's those split tailed hos at that think they can piss further than a MAN?? U mite kin piss further than yore brother but he's probably 12years old.....BTW I gots da belt!!!!!
no hands guys pissing off your porch is fine but your yard will smell like piss stay away from your front door.
Pissin_101

London, KY

#33 Aug 29, 2013
cc girl wrote:
<quoted text>no hands guys pissing off your porch is fine but your yard will smell like piss stay away from your front door.
Be careful where you aim....never know just who you might piss on... or piss off.

....one more tip for ...YOU... sometimes the one who stirs the @hit pot...has to lick the spoon...
FPI

London, KY

#34 Aug 29, 2013
cc girl wrote:
<quoted text>no hands guys pissing off your porch is fine but your yard will smell like piss stay away from your front door.
I would just like to add that if people like the smell of piss ..well piss away at YOUR OWN front door...

...but pissing outside someone else door...its just like talking shit on topix....you keep doing it in the dark...thinking nobody knows who YOU are...but when it starts stinking bad enough...

The F PEE Eye will investigate....
Quagmire

Manchester, KY

#35 Aug 29, 2013
Giggidy
Looks Like

Manchester, KY

#36 Aug 29, 2013
Thumper wrote:
I can't piss from my porch...cause I live in an apartment & BTW I'm a girl. However I always shower with my boyfriend & I have him piss all over my @ss & snatch. However sometimes I'll get in the tub & have him piss all over me from head 2 toe....especially i when its cold! His piss is sooo warm that it makes horny enuff to let him do ANYTHING he WANTSto me!!!
Looks like you like golden showers and water sports and many of us gals do !!!
Big Stream

Manchester, KY

#37 Aug 29, 2013
I luv pissin off my porch so mouth I does it rite in broad daylite not just at nitetime. When some of my nosy nieghbors complane I tells them two mind there own bissness!!
I P Freely

London, KY

#38 Aug 29, 2013
Im going to pee on all the tires in walmart parking lot. Every dog in the county will be confused
Morning Timber

Manchester, KY

#39 Aug 29, 2013
The last thing I do at night before I go to bed is pee off the back porch and it goes up a little and out just a little more but first thing in the morning I go back out and with my morning timber it shoots like a fire hose across the yard and I just love it. A little further every morning and I know my lady neighbor watches and likes it to !!! That encourages me to strive for a new record every morning !!
Candace

Manchester, KY

#40 Aug 29, 2013
What's your "record" to date....I've pissing further than guys since I was 17....ant been beat in 4yrs.
shaneeka

United States

#41 Aug 29, 2013
I like to go out on the porch and bend over and stick my pu$$i in the air and see how far I can piss hardn too beat right here boys.
Leaky Drain

Manchester, KY

#43 Aug 30, 2013
World is made of to kinds of peopl....them that piss off porches & them that LIE BOUT IT!! So quit lieing & starts pissin
Rick

Kenosha, WI

#44 Aug 30, 2013
Alright!!!, all porch pissers start loadin up...We got 1 hr til piss time! I've been loadin with Bud all day, got my pistol ready, a blunt rolled, even got the dog confused...At midnite I'm gonna whip it out, so ladies, you wanna see a shower come from a python, then make your way to Chop Bottom and see this once in a lifetime event. Gonna be one hell of a piss out of a hell of a long dong...I'll even put it thru the rails of my new deck and turn the light on, that'll confuse the dog even more, and at MIDNITE, I will show my God given right to piss off my porch, chug a bud, smoke a bud, shoot off my pistol and give off a burp that'd make a bullfrog gasp. It's almost that time!!!

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