Is Manchester Memorial Hospital a hospital GOOD OR NOT ?

Created by unknown on Feb 7, 2013

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Claude

London, KY

#1 Feb 7, 2013
The security guards there are out of control,their job is to provide security not go around and harass very sick patients waitng in the waiting room.Looks like the hospitial would provide the proper training and or hire qualified people.
Charcoal Puppy

Busy, KY

#2 Feb 8, 2013
You kind sir are wrong! The former police turned security guards are a gift to MMH. Why just the other day one of those zombie, meth creatures, rose from the creek bed beyond the boundaries of Stenson Park & Bridge Street and attempted to steal my puppy.

Luckily for me, Charcoal Puppy, my black Jack Russell escaped. Through a series of barks, howls, and whistles my dog traversed the dense, suburban landscape of Manchester to find comfort in the hands of the one they call Potter.

Potter is a security guard with a heart of a Gold. He may look like a young, bald version of Steven Segal, but he is really a Teddy bear. To many he has become known as the "Gentleman" guard, because of his no nonsense approach of treating everyone as a friend. Some say with one syllable dropped from his lips, the humming birds awaken and stir, and the evil that infests those would be troublemakers washes away.

But that is a different story, lets get back to the main point and that is Manchester's security guards are the friendliest, most noble guards I've ever encountered. With characters like Tommy " Seven Star" Sheriff, Potter "The Gentleman," and Claude "The Bear," MMH has never been more safe. Each guard was sworn to protect the patients with his life, subjected to a brutal two week self defense course at an underground facility which will not be revealed for security purposes.

Suffice to say that each guard is deprived of food, love, and the light of day. Surrounded in darkness, each guard is given one ziplock bag of water, two crackers, and a cigarette. Their objective, survive two weeks with very little resources and find their way to the surface, with only the three items given.

Surprisingly each of the three guards made it through! When asked what they did with the cigarettes, each one replied that smoking was banned at work so they used the paper as striking paper for a fire to keep warm. When asked what they did with the crackers, each guard said he rubbed the crackers together to create a spark to catch the striking paper on fire. Ingenious!!! Finally they were asked about the ziplock bag full of water. Each guard then replied, we simply drank the water to stay hydrated. What of the bags though? With tears welling up in their eyes, they said the bags were used to collect their tears because a day may exist when all faith is lost in the security guard, but not on their watch, and each tear represented a bag full of hope for a safer tomorrow!!!

When the three guards finally emerged, the staff of MMH was present. Each staff member knelt before the "Three" kings and welcomed them to the family. A family of friends, healers, bone menders, air breathers, cooks, house maids, and caregivers. To this day, not one incident has occurred at MMH under the watchful eyes of these young Guardians of Light.

As I watch Charcoal Puppy frolic in the backyard, I can't help but thank the heavens for the day Potter saved my dog's life. What about the time when I was hungry and Claude reached into cargo pockets and pulled out a meatball sub and gave it to me. And I'll never forget the time Tommy took a cigarette from me and told me it was bad for my health, and reached into his pocket and gave me a mint. Thank you MMH security guards, your the best!
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United States

#3 Feb 8, 2013
Security Guards
wonder

United States

#4 Feb 8, 2013
that place is wild
ronnie

United States

#5 Feb 8, 2013
what kind of wild

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