Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Mommy and Dave]

Mr Tagert wrote:

<quoted text>A crop duster!

Hey Tagert! Been to New Britski? I was up there the other day to restock and thought of you during lunch, as I ate that Cappy Dog. Thought of you even more on the ride home. Thank goodness the weather was nice enough to open the windows. Getting ready for Tahnksgiving......

[Art the Fart]

Saluki Rod wrote:

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It was a close encounter of the shart kind...now I have to go build a mountain in my living room out of White Castles.

Add some beef and bean burritos to the White Castles plus some greasy fries, a large bowl of chili, and a large milkshake.

eeeeeeooooooooow !!!

[Mommy and Dave]

Art the Fart wrote:

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Add some beef and bean burritos to the White Castles plus some greasy fries, a large bowl of chili, and a large milkshake.
eeeeeeooooooooow !!!

And then yu blame it on the dog......

[Ramblin Rectum]

I tried that and my wife told the dog to get out from under the table before I shit on him

[Mommy and Dave]

Hey Guys - I was just remembering Heinie. I hope he has found a job and that he is doing well.

[Big Guy]

I refer to a fart; As Pootsie." I pootsied again."
That's your lesson for today.

[Mr Tagert]

Ramblin Rectum wrote:

I tried that and my wife told the dog to get out from under the table before I shit on him

LMAO!She must be related to mine!

[Art the Fart]

Ramblin Rectum wrote:

I tried that and my wife told the dog to get out from under the table before I shit on him

Next time challenge the dog to a farting contest.

[HiHoHitler]

FeBreeze is fabulous !!

[B Hynd]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

Hey Guys - I was just remembering Heinie. I hope he has found a job and that he is doing well.

Let's hope Heinie has found a job deflating tires. It's almost the same as constantly farting all day long.

[Mommy and Dave]

I know I am off topic, but I got this email and wanted to share it with you all. As a vetern, wife of a vetern, descendant of many, today is our day.

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'

Author Unknown~

It's the Military, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the
Press. It's the Military, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
Speech. It's the Military, not the politicians that ensures our right to
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's the Military who salutes
The flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by
The flag.

If you care to offer the smallest token of recognition and appreciation for
The Military, please pass this on and pray for our men and women who have
Served and are currently serving our country and pray for those who
Have given the ultimate sacrifice for freedom.

[Pompano Beach Gail]

That's beautiful, Mom and Dave. Thank you for sharing.

[Mommy and Dave]

To All My Fellow Veterns and Cyber Friends,

I lift my glass to honor all Veterns, as my salute of thanks for all you have done for me and my countrymen. My thoughts are with those who have served in the past, present and who will serve in the future, for those who lived and for thouse who paid the ultimate price for our Freedom. As a fellow Vet, I am always thinking of you and wishing you God's Speed.

Fair Winds and Following Seas.

With Respect, M&D

[Da Man]

Back to farts...

[Saluki Rod]

Da Man wrote:

Back to farts...

Speaking of which..wow..I just cut an eye-waterer..

[BM Number2]

I just let one out here in California that would wrinkle noses in New Orleans.

[HiHoHitler]

fart= freeing air releasing tension

[Mommy and Dave]

Saluki Rod wrote:

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Speaking of which..wow..I just cut an eye-waterer..

Hey Rod, There were a lot of farts out last night. It was because of the little hot dogs in Bar-BQ sauce and beer. We had a bunch of people over for the evening. We had to give the dog a gas mask. Lots of fun!

[Mark Skidmark]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

To All My Fellow Veterns and Cyber Friends,
I lift my glass to honor all Veterns, as my salute of thanks for all you have done for me and my countrymen. My thoughts are with those who have served in the past, present and who will serve in the future, for those who lived and for thouse who paid the ultimate price for our Freedom. As a fellow Vet, I am always thinking of you and wishing you God's Speed.
Fair Winds and Following Seas.
With Respect, M&D

Superb !

[B Hynd]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

<quoted text>
Hey Rod, There were a lot of farts out last night. It was because of the little hot dogs in Bar-BQ sauce and beer. We had a bunch of people over for the evening. We had to give the dog a gas mask. Lots of fun!

A good time was had by all and if the truth be known, the dog will spread the word around and find a way for payback.
Be careful what you feed the pooch and friends.