Hillbilly Football
Rhonda

Martinsburg, WV

#1 Aug 13, 2012
It’s that time of the year when we have to move our youngest girl Rose of  Sharon and her three toddlers outa the camper parked out back and get it geared up for the annual Hillbilly football game. The pitched tent will work for a couple of nights while we go ahead and get a good parking space for that camper and get ready to hydrate some Jack Links and throw some pickled pigs feet on the hot coals. Tammy’s been real nice to let Rose of Sharon use the camper. Its pretty good even though it was in a flood an all and every now and then you get a whiff of fish gut or buck tail. They smell the same to me. What’s Friday night Hillbilly football without rednecks, four wheelers, wife beater tops and lots of billie balls and rice krispie nipple covers. We are still deciding what to wear because Tammy’s choosing the theme for our gala event.  All I know is we have permission to ride our four wheelers from Tammy’s house in Man all the way to Logan and park up even before the ball players parents are allowed to find a spot. We’re gonna make one sweep thru the city of Logan and pass some of Tammy’s most prized areas like 317 and WVOW. They will all be outside waiving and throwing flowers and all that. It’s just so exciting to be Tammy’s friend.
 
Will let you know later what the evening attire is in case you want to look as good as us. 
Back at ya

Ardsley, NY

#2 Aug 14, 2012
Some of us ball player parents in Logan are really looking forward to this bunch of rednecks. Logan is a big place don't know if you can find your way around here. Will post a map just on the city line.

And we don't allow hoes at our games so Tammy needs to keep get fat arse in Man. The rest of y'all come on down. This outa be entertaining
POSSUM MAN

Logan, WV

#3 Aug 14, 2012
man hillbilles SUCK
game day

Wharton, WV

#4 Aug 21, 2012
Rhonda wrote:
It’s that time of the year when we have to move our youngest girl Rose of  Sharon and her three toddlers outa the camper parked out back and get it geared up for the annual Hillbilly football game. The pitched tent will work for a couple of nights while we go ahead and get a good parking space for that camper and get ready to hydrate some Jack Links and throw some pickled pigs feet on the hot coals. Tammy’s been real nice to let Rose of Sharon use the camper. Its pretty good even though it was in a flood an all and every now and then you get a whiff of fish gut or buck tail. They smell the same to me. What’s Friday night Hillbilly football without rednecks, four wheelers, wife beater tops and lots of billie balls and rice krispie nipple covers. We are still deciding what to wear because Tammy’s choosing the theme for our gala event.  All I know is we have permission to ride our four wheelers from Tammy’s house in Man all the way to Logan and park up even before the ball players parents are allowed to find a spot. We’re gonna make one sweep thru the city of Logan and pass some of Tammy’s most prized areas like 317 and WVOW. They will all be outside waiving and throwing flowers and all that. It’s just so exciting to be Tammy’s friend.
 
Will let you know later what the evening attire is in case you want to look as good as us. 
Game time gals, inquring public wants to know what your're wearing to the game. Are you going to make it a revealing titty shirt (in your case that would mean a nipple hanging below the beltline). How's about crotchless hot pants? That outa raise a STANK in the stadium. If there's more than 6 of you fat women they may have to call the game and bring in a haz mat crew to get the stench out of city of Logan.
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toodles

Elkview, WV

#7 Aug 22, 2012
looks like logan just play ball without being rude, it's a game for the kids . why be so serious about it someone has to win and someone has to loose, How about teaching kids good sportsmanship. and the adults quit being children

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