i can make you happy
i can make u happy

Tucker, GA

#1 Mar 1, 2013
Hi I am a professional gentleman 40 years old. I don't look perfect but I'm not a slob. I have never been married but I'm looking to settle down. I have a very good job and live a comfortable life. Nice home, nice car, I like to travel. I am looking for a young lady. Must be old enough that I don't get in trouble with the police but the younger the better. So if you are an attractive young lady with a good personality who would like to get way from your boring job, deadbeat husband/boyfriend and live the easy life then let me know.
Oh WOW

Owensboro, KY

#2 Mar 1, 2013
Im 21 & looking for someone to take care of me! Is there a weight limit here? Do I have to be pretty or just young?
I can make u happy

Elizabethtown, KY

#3 Mar 1, 2013
No weight limit. The fatter the better. I love women with four bellys!!!!!!
Oh WOW

Owensboro, KY

#4 Mar 1, 2013
Well hell I guess my 90lb twig ass wont work... figures
pick me pick me

Greenbrier, AR

#5 Mar 1, 2013
I only gots 3 folds picks me instead I iz a
freak aleak
depends

Tucker, GA

#6 Mar 2, 2013
Oh WOW wrote:
Well hell I guess my 90lb twig ass wont work... figures
are you female and if so email me at professionalmale33@Gmail.com I like smaller women
ha ha

Leitchfield, KY

#7 Mar 2, 2013
can u say LOSSSSSEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!
i can make you happy

Tucker, GA

#8 Mar 2, 2013
No being a loser is living in the god forsaken county and just scraping by. I've never been happier than seeing that place in my rear view mirror. I've made lots if money and now I just trying to help some little hottie get out of there too. I think that's actually quite generous of me to they to help someone else out of that place.
interesting

Owensboro, KY

#10 Mar 2, 2013
Now why would any professional be on topix in an attempt to find sex and or someone to take care of? Isnt there dating sites for that or physically getting out meeting people? Just curious really...
ChewOnThis

Glasgow, KY

#11 Mar 2, 2013
interesting wrote:
Now why would any professional be on topix in an attempt to find sex and or someone to take care of? Isnt there dating sites for that or physically getting out meeting people? Just curious really...
Wreaks of sophistication, don't it?
Just me

Crockett, TX

#13 Mar 5, 2013
You sir are a pervert.If you come around one of my daughters I would put so many buckshots in you they would have to get three doctors to help get them out.You liar you must be a real loser big time.
i can make you happy

Tucker, GA

#14 Mar 6, 2013
Just me wrote:
You sir are a pervert.If you come around one of my daughters I would put so many buckshots in you they would have to get three doctors to help get them out.You liar you must be a real loser big time.
Go ahead and you'll need three lawyers to defend yourself from assault charges. It is no concern of yours if I come near one if your daughters who is of age. I certainly was not talking about doing anything wrong I was asking for volunteers so shut your toothless, tobacco chewing, gun toting, inbred mouth. If you're not an attractive young lady of at least 18 years of age who wants to get out of GC for a better like I wasn't addressing you.
nograysonite

Elizabethtown, KY

#15 Mar 6, 2013
i can make you happy wrote:
<quoted text>
Go ahead and you'll need three lawyers to defend yourself from assault charges. It is no concern of yours if I come near one if your daughters who is of age. I certainly was not talking about doing anything wrong I was asking for volunteers so shut your toothless, tobacco chewing, gun toting, inbred mouth. If you're not an attractive young lady of at least 18 years of age who wants to get out of GC for a better like I wasn't addressing you.
sounds to me like some sickass perv. If you got money why you want a redneck woman from grayson county???? and why does she have to be YOUNGER THE BETTER?? are you one of those rich sick control freaks that likes to mistreat theyre young girlfriends not to mention control theyre every thought and move. I suggest you move on to a dating sight or something, nobody in this county I HOPE is dumb enough to fall for this.....

mkw

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#16 Mar 6, 2013
i can make you happy wrote:
<quoted text>
Go ahead and you'll need three lawyers to defend yourself from assault charges. It is no concern of yours if I come near one if your daughters who is of age. I certainly was not talking about doing anything wrong I was asking for volunteers so shut your toothless, tobacco chewing, gun toting, inbred mouth. If you're not an attractive young lady of at least 18 years of age who wants to get out of GC for a better like I wasn't addressing you.
You must be not know to much about Grayson Co, and the consequences of messing with the wrong persons daughter, You would be begging for buckshot up your ass. So you might want to do some research so that you don't piss off the wrong papa, or mama can be just as deadly and be one less professional asshole in the world. Beside you were posting yesterday for a hook up, why kind of professional is on line all day sounds like a professional con man trying to con his way into some naive young girls life.
Just me

Crockett, TX

#17 Mar 6, 2013
I don't need a gun.I will beat you half to death if a piece of crap like you comes near any of my family.Male or female you are a bag of garbage you would like the males better.You are a piece of garbage.99% of the boys and girls know about garbage like you.Why don't you stay with the used women that you are used to.If you have ever been with a woman I bet you are used to boys anyway.
i can make you happy wrote:
<quoted text>
Go ahead and you'll need three lawyers to defend yourself from assault charges. It is no concern of yours if I come near one if your daughters who is of age. I certainly was not talking about doing anything wrong I was asking for volunteers so shut your toothless, tobacco chewing, gun toting, inbred mouth. If you're not an attractive young lady of at least 18 years of age who wants to get out of GC for a better like I wasn't addressing you.

mkw

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#18 Mar 6, 2013
Just me wrote:
I don't need a gun.I will beat you half to death if a piece of crap like you comes near any of my family.Male or female you are a bag of garbage you would like the males better.You are a piece of garbage.99% of the boys and girls know about garbage like you.Why don't you stay with the used women that you are used to.If you have ever been with a woman I bet you are used to boys anyway.<quoted text>
Mature women DON'T WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN, probably hears things like Isnt that cute an extra belly button / You need to put you pants back on honey / Einie Wennie tinny wennie shriveld little short dick man
Killa

Morgantown, KY

#19 Mar 6, 2013
I bet this is David Caldale!

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