You might be from Malden if.....

You might be from Malden if.....

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Maldener

United States

#1 Oct 3, 2009
I love Malden and wouldn't want to live anywhere else, but I thought we could poke some fun at ourselves. So here we go:
If your TEACHERS are the ones being suspended from school, you might live in Malden.

If your Chief of Police gets sued for breaking the law, you might be from Malden.

If you are the only white parent in Wal-Mart without a black child, you might live in Malden.

If your biggest form of entertainment is reading made up gossip on topix.net , you might live in Malden.

If your local pizza hut manager can afford huge fake boobies (they're nice too) you might live in Malden.

If you have ever feared that your child might be carried off by a huge a** mosquito, you might live in Malden.

If you have nothing better to do than make up "You might be from" jokes, you might live Malden.

Okay, feel free to add yours. This has to be more fun than the song game.
mystic

Dexter, MO

#2 Oct 4, 2009
I Like the song game!plus it won't end up offending anyone,and you know that will happen.But I like your idea and good luck with this game.
curious

Union, MO

#3 Oct 4, 2009
Everything I have read on doesn't just happen in Malden.And it was very tacky of you saying if your the only white parent w/o a black child...it might have been a cute game if it wasn't already starting on racism.(And the fake boob thing she didn't apy for them the ex did from what I can remember)

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#4 Oct 4, 2009
If you have a Zebra Child you may be from Malden.If you are curious, and small minded,plus dumb as a rock, you may be from Malden.
peggysue

United States

#5 Oct 4, 2009
if your one sandwich shy of a picnic you just might be from malden

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#6 Oct 4, 2009
If you look like me and you from malden,you my kinfolk or kid.
fefe

Dexter, MO

#7 Oct 5, 2009
I must say everyone has a problem with a white woman and a black man me personaly I love my black man and have mixed children....really could care less about what anyone thinks about it...so heres one for ur game

If ur a dumbass racist mf you live in malden
Ex Maldenite

Bernie, MO

#8 Oct 5, 2009
If you have to buy a permit, to paint your house, have a yard sale, pay a kid to mow your yard, own a dog, own a cat, plant a garden, or almost anything else you do, You might be from Malden

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#9 Oct 5, 2009
Iffen youse chaws baccky an ownes a John Deere youse hast to bes fram Malden.

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#10 Oct 5, 2009
peggysue wrote:
if your one sandwich shy of a picnic you just might be from malden
buchannans is fram Malden?

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#11 Oct 5, 2009
peggysue wrote:
if your one sandwich shy of a picnic you just might be from malden
http://iLike.com/s/RilV

“Skin a Floridian”

Since: Aug 09

Hiawassee, GA

#12 Oct 5, 2009
david allen cole

Saint Louis, MO

#14 Oct 5, 2009
fefe wrote:
I must say everyone has a problem with a white woman and a black man me personaly I love my black man and have mixed children....really could care less about what anyone thinks about it...so heres one for ur game
If ur a dumbass racist mf you live in malden
I no's you beez loving yo black man, I be seeing youz in Wa-Mart. I be seeing his picture in the paper last week when he be robbing that store. I cantz believez that anyone wouldn't be loving a black man. Black menz is just like white menz except they d*ck be bigger, well and they smell wurse, well and they don't beez workin, well and they don't beez stayin out of jail, but they do both be liking white women.
sweet normie badshaw

United States

#15 Oct 5, 2009
If you is black and chase rabbits and eat shet you are from Malden.
racist robert

Qulin, MO

#16 Oct 5, 2009
whites must be better after all if the blacks want a white woman so bad. why would you want to mix your pure african blood with an american/german/italian/indian /irish/polish/ heinz 57 blood?
malden club

Campbell, MO

#17 Oct 6, 2009
You might be from Malden if You go on topix daily because you are to anxious to wait for our weekly newspaper!!!!
killahill

Union, MO

#18 Oct 7, 2009
If you get a big smile on your face the 1st and 3rd of each month you might be from malden..

If junking scrap metal is a good job you might be from malden..

If your a grand parent before the age of 35 you might be from malden
Wanker

Florissant, MO

#19 Oct 7, 2009
If you think that working at Hardees is a career.

If your next door neighbor would rather let a building rot to the ground instead of lowering their asking price.

If your nice neighborhood is now crawling with monkeys.

If your idea of entertainment is to go watch the Jones fight like white trash

You might be from Malden.
truth

Saint Louis, MO

#20 Oct 7, 2009
curious wrote:
Everything I have read on doesn't just happen in Malden.And it was very tacky of you saying if your the only white parent w/o a black child...it might have been a cute game if it wasn't already starting on racism.(And the fake boob thing she didn't apy for them the ex did from what I can remember)
The ex did not pay for the breast implants...when did he ever work? The only person who worked was her! Try keeping your mouth shut and move if you don't like it, as was previously stated, this goes on in every town!
Clark Fuckit

United States

#21 Oct 10, 2009
truth wrote:
<quoted text>The ex did not pay for the breast implants...when did he ever work? The only person who worked was her! Try keeping your mouth shut and move if you don't like it, as was previously stated, this goes on in every town!
Whatever, get over it. I saw John out there all the time so get off his azz. I don't like it and I'm going to move as soon as I can find a job somewhere else. This does not go on in EVERY town smarty pants. This was just a fun little game Karen, there's no need to be hateful. Now shut your cockholster and quit mean mouthing me, John, and Bobby. We're sick of it. I'm going to have to send Don Crook down to Pizza Slut to repossess those silicone bags of pleasure. I do love you, but you have to drop the attitude.

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