“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#28868 Sep 2, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am implying that you use too much bleach!
How can you claim I use to much bleach? I only use 66 gallons per load of clothes.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28869 Sep 2, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
As a matter of fact, I have.
I've learned to be a lot more sneaky.
My tooth hurts!
Where the He** is Pullem?
I hope he doesn't have to yank my tooth out.
I need it, to open Patron bottles with.
The lesson you were to learn was not to be more sneaky, Dear!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28870 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Sometimes, but mostly not. Blake Shelton has a beautiful voice.
What has he sang that I never heard?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28871 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Leave my things alone, Chix. Why don't you have Mrs. Chix drive you over to the Black Market where Pullem has his "office"? Chix, just open the bottles with your claws, silly chicken.
Why? because that makes too much sense, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28872 Sep 2, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you saying that Pullem should de-tooth me, even if I might not really need it?
The tooth might need nothing more than a brisk 'tap', to make it right, and now you want me to have it yanked out savagely.
Dearest, is Pullem paying you, to get people (and Chickens) to have their teeth pulled, possibly un-necessarily?
No, Der! I don't want you losing any teeth! Go see Dr Pullem and have him fix your tooth. Maybe he (Pullem) can put a gold crown on it (tooth)!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28873 Sep 2, 2012
Ooooo! Dear!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28874 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Most of them wear their trademark cowboy hats, but not all, Zach Brown wears a knit cap and has a full beard.
Soo, Zach looks more like a folk singer?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28875 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>When does Chix make the connection if it doesn't involve him making money?
Sometimes Chixs "gets" things that don't involve money.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28876 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I would laugh, and laugh, and laugh to see that chicken without any teeth.
I am sure you would, meanie that you are!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28877 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Zac Brown Band, is a country music band. They did a song called "Chicken Fried".
No wonder you like him so much! He has a song about eating chicken!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28878 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>See, even you can't think of a time when Chix can't connect the dots, if there isn't a money making opportunity for that chicken.
Chix connected the dots when it came to rescuing Piglet from the muck, Frmr. He also was all for our adopting our little Piglet. So there!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28879 Sep 2, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
It just seemed like it, for a moment, but if you say it isn't like that, then, very well, I'll believe you, and with pleasure.
Since you're not doing anything right now, grab the cocktail cart and climb up on my lap, and I'll whisper things in your ear.
I, and the cocktail cart, are on our way!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28880 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nah! I would rather see that chicken toothless, so I can laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
You are so mean to Chix, Frmr. It would be just like you to laugh and laugh and laugh at poor Chix being toothless!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28881 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, I think I should dedicate "Chicken Fried" to Chix, whaddya think?
NO!, Frmr! That would be very mean and you said you were turning over a new leaf! Be nice to Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28882 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix doesn't make any connections, brain wise, if it doesn't involve him making money or drinking Patron.
That isn't true, Frmr. You are just saying that to be mean!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28883 Sep 2, 2012
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm pretty sure he's Kootzia's uncle.
Can you find out for sure?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28884 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Okay, you are right, I don't want to hurt Chix's feelers more than I already have.
Thank you, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28885 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Do you mean that Zac Brown is really Kootzia's uncle?
That is what I am asking!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#28886 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>How can you claim I use to much bleach? I only use 66 gallons per load of clothes.
I think you are supposed to use 11/66$ per load.AND you aren't supposed to use it on colors! Now I have bleack spots on my nice colored cloths, to say nothing of my once dark purple towels!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#28887 Sep 2, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix, I would never want to bury a hatchet in your head. I, unfortunately respect you as you are piglet's dad, Mrs. Chix's husband and King of Albuquerque, Chicken.
I will gladly accept the free zippers for one year, though.
That's fine, Frmr, and at last we agree on something.
Do you want metal zippers, or do you prefer the wooden kind?
Think about it, because the metal ones (zippers) will rust, if you take a shower in them.
If you choose wooden zippers, be sure to get the dog wood kind, on account of their (dog wood zippers) very fine bark.

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