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MrT

Eddyville, KY

#1 May 8, 2011
Does it turn you on to hear your bf/gf/husband/wifes past sex stories with their exs?

Since: May 11

United States

#2 May 8, 2011
MrT wrote:
Does it turn you on to hear your bf/gf/husband/wifes past sex stories with their exs?
Hell no I wish he would
James

Eddyville, KY

#3 May 10, 2011
Turns me on
band

Owensboro, KY

#4 May 10, 2011
one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my pu@@Y lmao
Thick Chick in Ky

Eddyville, KY

#5 May 10, 2011
band wrote:
one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my pu@@Y lmao
Damn you beat me too it i was thinking the same damn thing
band

Owensboro, KY

#6 May 10, 2011
Thick Chick in Ky wrote:
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Damn you beat me too it i was thinking the same damn thing
great minds think alike lmao ;)
haha

Eddyville, KY

#7 May 10, 2011
Someone tell some of their stories!
sometimesitshard

Chicago, IL

#9 May 11, 2011
I like sticking my pecker in jello
Confused

United States

#10 May 12, 2011
I think men after they reach 25 and older something to them. I was having men breaking down my door. Now I get men that are to lazy to try to have sex. In fact one cut me off. No reason he just dont feel like it I guess. Theres something majorly wrong with the men I chill with. Im just giving up sex. I dont even want it anymore. You supposed rednecks should be ashamed cant even try to please a woman. Pathetic. Most men would still be tryin to hit it. Whatever men are retarded.
Kentucky Woman

Eddyville, KY

#11 May 12, 2011
I know a guy who dont even like the kitty. He says he would just like to find a woman to give him blow jobs.....ya right women have needs too and if you arent taking care of hers then you sure aint getting yours. Grow up guys... if you treat a woman right you could get your world rocked so hard. For those of you who do like to please a woman....GOD BLESS YOU!!
lolly

Cadiz, KY

#12 May 12, 2011
I bagged a beetch in a bank vault once

Like to do it in a casket but haven't yet
Big Wayne

Belton, KY

#13 May 12, 2011
lolly wrote:
I bagged a beetch in a bank vault once
Like to do it in a casket but haven't yet
Them's good ones, I always wanted to do a babe up in one of them hydraulic cherry pciker things, probably never happen though

Another one would be a canoe
Wild and Free

Eddyville, KY

#14 May 12, 2011
My Fantasy is to Tie a man up and have my way with him till he is begging to be untied..wait done did that.....hummmmm
And yes Big Wayne canoes are great!!!
Santa Fe

Greenville, KY

#15 May 13, 2011
Like to do a babe in a dentist chair, use that up and down button

Also, a barber chair, spin them around depending on which hole I want
likesitreal

Troy, OH

#16 May 13, 2011
Is that the best you guys got? I saw the tile to this post and thought wow finally a post that had some good potential. Shane, Shame. shame you guys really let me down. C'mon now somebody out there has to have something good to tell. I'll be watching for it. Dont leave me hanging!
heres one

Owensboro, KY

#17 May 14, 2011
Many years ago when I was 21 and when I semi-enjoyed being around people and still had some faith in humanity, I was a counselor at a summer camp in northern Colorado. Counselors shared bunkhouses with those of the same gender, but as it got later in the summer and counselors left, some of us got a bunkhouse all to ourselves. I was one of them that did. Another counselor that also stayed late was a cute girl from Idaho. We'd flirted a couple of times that summer, but nothing ever developed. Well, at least not until I got my own bunkhouse. One evening, I snuck a six-pack in and she came over to have a beer with me. We flirted heavily and drank and spent much of the evening cutting up. She left after a while, and I went to bed turned on wishing she'd come back and make my fantasy come true. I'll be damned if about ten minutes later there was a knock on the door. I opened it and there she was. I forget exactly what was said but it didn't matter as I knew I was going to have her that night. I escorted her straight into the bedroom and promptly undressed her, then wasted no time in getting her onto the bed and we had three rounds of sex that night. Needless to say, we slept very little, and the next day was brutal. This routine went on a few nights per week for the next few weeks until it came time for us to leave. I haven't seen or heard from her since then, and I've never even been back to that place. Unfortunately, nothing like that has happened since then, so that's the only story I have, unless I go way back to high school. But that will take digging through too many memories for those details.
Wild and Free

Eddyville, KY

#18 May 14, 2011
Whats the wildest place you ever had sex? maybe this question is easier to answer
you first

Owensboro, KY

#19 May 14, 2011
I'd say you should have answered your own question, but since I'm typing anyways....years ago I used to have an old Ford Ranger pickup truck; it was a regular cab and stick-shift. My girlfriend was riding around town with me one day and we were talking about stuff that was getting us all hot and bothered. So, we knew we were going to have to get it on real soon. Well, there wasn't anywhere too inconspicuous to park and have sex, so I just kept on driving while she climbed on my lap and got busy. She was on me facing me and leaned to her left a little so I could see the road. I turned off onto a less traveled neighborhood street so we wouldn't encounter much traffic and run the risk of a head-on wreck. Needless to say, I didn't do much shifting for the next few minutes, and that's all it took for both of us as she was moving hard and fast.

That's probably the wildest one from my lame sex life; I'm sure there's better stories than that out there. Let's hear them, people. Who the fuck cares if this is a public forum? Just stay anonymous and share a good sex story.
Wild and Free

Eddyville, KY

#20 May 14, 2011
Id have to say mine was at a football field after a game and on the 40 yard line. Good hot summer night and dark and we were young and thought I was in love...married the bastard...damn Ive had alot better sex since my divorced....lol....but just not in a strange place like that. what happened to parking and going on dates? Hell guess us old folks dont do the courting and parking thing.
got that right

Owensboro, KY

#21 May 15, 2011
Wild and Free wrote:
what happened to parking and going on dates? Hell guess us old folks dont do the courting and parking thing.
No kidding. It takes so much energy to court someone as you get older, especially if it's someone you recently met and you're kind of nervous and you're trying to be on good behavior. On the other hand, dating a friend is nice because she already knows you but if things go south then the friendship might bite the dust. So, it's like screw it I don't even want to do this anymore. Besides, how weird would it be to go lay on that football field now? Someone would see us and be like "Uh, there's two old, creepy people at the high school. They're laying on the field. One of them is trying to get up....no wait, he was just popping his back. And it looks like they have a cassette-tape player with them." Hey kids, WTF is a cassette tape!? And shit we don't even sneak around anymore trying not to get caught making out.

It's like "hey you want to go somewhere and make out?"
"No, I have to go get that casserole mix for my luncheon."
"Oh yeah, and I have to mow today."
"All right, maybe later. What are you doing around six?"
"Six isn't good for me. How about tonight in bed?"
"No, I have to get up early. How about right now in the hallway?"
"Oooohhh, now we're getting crazy."

Some days I miss parking, but others not so much. I guess it's just part of getting older. Notice I didn't say it's part of maturing because few of us men ever mature, but we damn sure get older.

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