No Country For Old Men Part 2
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#30 Nov 13, 2012
j is in wrote:
you mean naughty
He was drunk.And I can't spell when I'm drunk so anyway....
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#31 Nov 13, 2012
A sound of a heavy cell door would send chills up most people's backs,but to Otice it was the sweetist sound in the world.

In his alcoholic state this jail cell was an island of calm in a stormy sea of kaos,
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#33 Nov 14, 2012
Uncle Nat was known to sneek up on Otice when everything was cool,he kept on edge until the shakes slowly gave way to exhaustion and the dark void of drunken slumber overtook him.

Now standing in his cell covered in blood and holding a broken jaggged wiskey bottle and the mutilated body of a dead stranger. Otice doubled over and vomited.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#36 Nov 18, 2012
Chapter 22

Andy Tayler sat at his desk examining the large rock he held in his right hand.It had a pretty good heft to it,and a man could really do some dammage with it if he put his mind to it.

And Ernest T.Bass was the man that could do
it.Andy thought.

"What about my phone call you hick cracker!a voice shouted from the next room. I know my rights! You can't hold me here without a lawyer!"

"Settle down in there! You'll get your phone call die-rectly!" Andy shouted back.

On top of trying to figure out what Ernest T. Bass had to do with a tripple murder,he had to deal with a smart ass blackey from out of town.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#37 Nov 18, 2012
"Same ol'story! The police bustin' a brother because he be passing through town! I'll sue all you honkey azzes!" The young black man spat.

Andy got up from his chair and walked over to the jail cell.

"Son did your mama teach you to talk like that? A big bar of soap is what you need to wash out your mouth." Andy replied.

"Yea? Well you need a new job when my lawyer finds out you got me locked up in here for doing nothing!"

"Son you an't under arrest,I'm just holding you here for questioning. You'll get released when I'm done asking a few things I need to know about this here case."
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#38 Nov 18, 2012
"Says here your name is Royce".Andy said pulling out the small note book out of his pocket.

"Royce? Nothing else just Royce?" He asked.

"That's all I'm saying till' my lawyer gets here Kojack! The black man sneered.Just pure D.Royce!"

"Sounds like pure D.sh#t if you ask me. andy said.

"Now listen here boy,I'm the only LAWYER you're gonna see in these parts,and you don't want to meet the judge!" Andy shot back with a wide toothy smile.Don't want to end up like the last stranger,Drowning in Mayer's lake trying to steal a 80 pound chain."

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#39 Feb 1, 2013
Still waiting for that next chapter. I wanna know how this sh*& ends. Please do tell!!
earlington guy

Hopkinsville, KY

#40 Feb 3, 2013
j is in wrote:
you mean naughty
People in Madisonville are still stupid, you proved it.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#41 Feb 3, 2013
Still waitin for that ending!! Please Jumper- please finish it!! Ive been dying to hear it.....
F a Crybaby

Tucker, GA

#42 Feb 3, 2013
Yeah do that
And e boy we don't live in earlington so that's
Half the cure in place already.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#43 Feb 3, 2013
hehehe!!!
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#44 Feb 3, 2013
Sorry folks I have had the writers block for awhile 'women' you know how fast they smother creativity.
I shall finish my tale soon.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#45 Feb 3, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
Sorry folks I have had the writers block for awhile 'women' you know how fast they smother creativity.
I shall finish my tale soon.
Dude- handle it however but get'er done..hahaha
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#46 Feb 4, 2013
Chapter 23


*****

Goober sat in front of Wally's filling station pondering deep thoughts as he leafed through the
latest X-Men comics he recived in the morning mail.
The day had been a real scorcher,and the cool shade of the front steps was a welcome break.

Most days Goober wouldn't complain about keeping busy to take his mind off this little hell hole in the middle of nowhere,but today he'd been running his azz off pumping gas and servicing all the strangers that had been rolling into town to gawk at that murder down at Mayer's lake.
But Lord how the money was rolling in!
Wally was makeing a killing having the only gas station in the county,and Goober was snaching a few crisp bills of his own under the table.

A black sadan zoomed by kicking up the dusty road,and a few seconds later ol'chicken plucker Barny Fife came trailing behind doing about 90.

"Go get em' sh#t for brains!" Goober shouted jokingly. A middle finger came from the drivers side of the patrol car as it rounded the corner.

With that Goober sat down again and went back to reading and dreaming of Ms.Wanita's hot beef sandwiches down at the cafe after work.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#47 Feb 4, 2013
Jumper The Wise wrote:
Chapter 23
*****
Goober sat in front of Wally's filling station pondering deep thoughts as he leafed through the
latest X-Men comics he recived in the morning mail.
The day had been a real scorcher,and the cool shade of the front steps was a welcome break.
Most days Goober wouldn't complain about keeping busy to take his mind off this little hell hole in the middle of nowhere,but today he'd been running his azz off pumping gas and servicing all the strangers that had been rolling into town to gawk at that murder down at Mayer's lake.
But Lord how the money was rolling in!
Wally was makeing a killing having the only gas station in the county,and Goober was snaching a few crisp bills of his own under the table.
A black sadan zoomed by kicking up the dusty road,and a few seconds later ol'chicken plucker Barny Fife came trailing behind doing about 90.
"Go get em' sh#t for brains!" Goober shouted jokingly. A middle finger came from the drivers side of the patrol car as it rounded the corner.
With that Goober sat down again and went back to reading and dreaming of Ms.Wanita's hot beef sandwiches down at the cafe after work.
Oh my bejezle!! Thats so freakin funny..Please tell more!!!..lmfao!!
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#48 Feb 6, 2013
Chapter 24
*******

Ernest T.Bass was tired of running.

That big fer'in feller had been on his trail like a coon dog in heat.Seemed like every move he made,that stranger was always one step behind him.

The money was still tucked in that fancy suitcase he'd found in the pickup truck next to the dead Mexican feller.Ernest had used a few of the bills to hold up in a room on the 3rd.floor of the Mayberry Hotel.Not the smartest thing to do in a situation like this,but that was what he was counting on.What they call 'reversed socaligy'.
He empited the money on the bed and spread it out.
There was presidents he'd never seen before staring back up at him."There must be better than a hunerd dollars here." He said to himself.
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#49 Feb 6, 2013
Ernest heard a nose outside in the street.He jumped to the window and peeked out the shades.And saw that drunk Otice Camble running down the street screaming cuss words and swat'in at the air.
Ernest shugged and went back to the bed.
This money had to be stashed in a safe place until he could figure out a way to get rid of that big feller and make his way down south to meet up with his sweet Romoana.

He looked over at the closet and noticed it was connected to the wall of the room next door.That just might do the trick he thought.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#50 Feb 6, 2013
hehehe
Jumper The Wise

Morgantown, KY

#51 Feb 7, 2013
Meanwhile on the other side of town in the back room of Emit Whatson's Tv Repair and funeral home,Andy was standing over the makeshift autopsy table watching intently as Dr.Renzy was cutting on the body of one of the unidentified strangers found at the murder scene.

"See right there.Dr.Renzy said as he peeled back the chest cavity glancing over his shoulder at Andy,a small angular hole just above the aorta."

Andy bent down closer for a better look."I'm just an ol' country boy from the sticks,but an't that a aortic aneurysm?" He asked.

"It would appear so,but somthing don't add up here.Doc Renzy flipped the ash off his cigar.I can't tell you very much right now,but I can say that no bullet did this dammage."

"Well get me the resuilts as soon as you can doc,Andy slapped him on the back the mayer's riding my azz on this case and I got the press breathing down my neck for answers.God forbid that dammed Heroldo feller ends up coming down here!"

Andy walked out into the hot July morning.
The town seemed quitet right now,but change was a'coming fast,too fast and it seemed that Mayberry had caught up in the race with the rest of the outside world.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#52 Feb 7, 2013
I swear you so funny..hahaha

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