BREAKING: Underground Adult Sex Club

BREAKING: Underground Adult Sex Club

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Hungry

Saint Louis, MO

#1 Nov 16, 2010
Hello all and thank you for reading.

I am one of 3 housewives in Madisonville who were bored and tired of our "normal" everyday "Soccer mom" lives. To combat this boredom, myself and 2 other ladies in my neighborhood changed that. We have began an "Adult Underground Sex Club" aka AUSCi, pronounced aussie.

This club began in 2008 and has grown to 12 members. Each member must meet an extensive screening process that insures safety from being caught and getting a disease.

Our members currently are all professional with college degree's.

No fee's are required for membership and no type of documentation is ever kept.

In order to get a "real" feel of the types of people interested in joining, we ask that you post your age, vocation and time of day you are available to participate in AUSCi. If the response is within our expectations we will be posting further instructions on how to contact us for a more thourough interview.

Thank you and may the membership drive begin!
Ben

Valparaiso, IN

#2 Nov 16, 2010
23, mining engineer, free mostly in the afternoons but changes.
Delow Brown

Fairfield, IL

#3 Nov 16, 2010
64, a bum, and free all the time. You have to pick me up, cause being homeless and all, I have no car. You might have to give me a place to take a bath before we get it on. Unless of course you like blue cheese via ball sack. I like to have my salad tossed and I am a crossdresser, I hope that's a plus. Hit me up, normally you can find me behind the mall or K-Mart. I am the one in the green coveralls and truckers hat.
LOL

Morgantown, KY

#4 Nov 16, 2010
Oh yeah that sounds really haha great. Middle aged, professional, soccer moms. Ooh la la hahaha. Fat old chicks with bob haircuts. College degree professionals omg yes that is so enticing haha. Will you make me a some Jello Salad as well lol. Then off to soccer practice and church OMG hahaha.

Since: Oct 10

Madisonville, KY

#5 Nov 16, 2010
Hey there Aussies, I understand everything you have wrote on your profile. I have a college degree, and I am a great looking guy with a good sense of humor and I love to eat pie that looks and tastes great. I believe in pleasing a woman before I am pleased. I think that is how it is supposed to be. I am very interested. Please email me on what the rest of the screening process is. Have a great day!
Ray

United States

#6 Nov 16, 2010
49, Electrical Engineer, very flexible schedule
Sampson

Fairfield, IL

#7 Nov 16, 2010
OMG! Are you fools really putting your info on here? Are you that retarded?

Since: Nov 10

United States

#8 Nov 16, 2010
I must agree with Sampson, you people must have very low IQ's.
Idiot

Madisonville, KY

#9 Nov 16, 2010
Are you people for real??? Wow true ho's
eighties girl

Nortonville, KY

#10 Nov 16, 2010
lucky95 wrote:
Hey there Aussies, I understand everything you have wrote on your profile. I have a college degree, and I am a great looking guy with a good sense of humor and I love to eat pie that looks and tastes great. I believe in pleasing a woman before I am pleased. I think that is how it is supposed to be. I am very interested. Please email me on what the rest of the screening process is. Have a great day!
so how they gonna be able to email you.?! also looks like that supposed club is not so secret anymore!
And

Tomball, TX

#11 Nov 17, 2010
Thought hard about responding to this but here I am. 32 yr old BBC willing to join. I work in the mining industry. Married with kids so secrecy is a must. D/D free. I work nights but I'm able to play almost anytime.
I'll give contact info when I figure out if this is really legit.
tom madisonville

Corning, NY

#12 Nov 17, 2010
married will play if this is 4 real mining ind some college secrecy a must

Since: Oct 10

Madisonville, KY

#13 Nov 17, 2010
If the Aussies are interested my email is [email protected] You will be glad you did.
TnSwC

Toledo, OH

#14 Nov 17, 2010
This seems like some kind of scam. There are alot of real local groups.
TnSwC

Toledo, OH

#15 Nov 17, 2010
50 miles or so
PhillyPusha

Dunmor, KY

#16 Nov 17, 2010
Hungry wrote:
Hello all and thank you for reading.
I am one of 3 housewives in Madisonville who were bored and tired of our "normal" everyday "Soccer mom" lives. To combat this boredom, myself and 2 other ladies in my neighborhood changed that. We have began an "Adult Underground Sex Club" aka AUSCi, pronounced aussie.
This club began in 2008 and has grown to 12 members. Each member must meet an extensive screening process that insures safety from being caught and getting a disease.
Our members currently are all professional with college degree's.
No fee's are required for membership and no type of documentation is ever kept.
In order to get a "real" feel of the types of people interested in joining, we ask that you post your age, vocation and time of day you are available to participate in AUSCi. If the response is within our expectations we will be posting further instructions on how to contact us for a more thourough interview.
Thank you and may the membership drive begin!
welcome to fight club!!! ROTFL this is why i cannot stand this disgusting town!
love like woah

Hawesville, KY

#17 Nov 17, 2010
me being a woman i would not want to go to a club like this where men are out having affairs... grow some balls and get a divorce i have been through a family that seperated due to an affair and it is hard think about your children i mean come on that is sick considering you are actually thinking of doing this
Yeah

Toledo, OH

#18 Nov 17, 2010
Think about it: if this club is discrete why would they be recruiting on a public forum?
Cats1

Dunmor, KY

#19 Nov 21, 2010
PATHETIC!!!....Sick people in this town! It takes a real man and woman to love each other enough not to need this kind of trash!
Cooter

Madisonville, KY

#20 Nov 24, 2010
Where's this place at

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