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Bashful

Calhoun, KY

#1 Dec 27, 2012
I am desperately hung over and bored. Some one email me. I don't care what it's about. [email protected] I will give love advice tell u how to do cpr on nipples and deliver computer badies and how to do electroshock therapy to scrotums:)
Bashful

Calhoun, KY

#2 Dec 27, 2012
oops that's computer babies. not badies. Shit, what did I drink last night. Al, Al I need cpr stat. Get ur ass out of the recliner. My brain can't spell shit. Give me two deep breaths. Oh baby, give me 2 more:)
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#3 Dec 27, 2012
Hey I just got an email. Let the emails begin, Where r u Jonny, Al, and Wanda. It's show time. Al I love u but I know you're off today. Wake up, the women need u. So many women and just one man. No wonder ur hiding.
johnny quest

United States

#4 Dec 27, 2012
Wanda should be getting home soon. I had to jet. Al must have gone back to the titty bar. I was starting to hear a song in my head, you know the ones that you hear last on radio and can't get rid off. Mine was It's a song that never ends it goes on and on my friend. Bad thing is I dnt have a radio playing. I'm hoping you can figure out why and where it came from.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#5 Dec 27, 2012
johnny quest wrote:
Wanda should be getting home soon. I had to jet. Al must have gone back to the titty bar. I was starting to hear a song in my head, you know the ones that you hear last on radio and can't get rid off. Mine was It's a song that never ends it goes on and on my friend. Bad thing is I dnt have a radio playing. I'm hoping you can figure out why and where it came from.
U know why ur hearing shit. It's not from liquor induced psychoses. It's SP psychoses. Run the hell away from that shit. Yeah my vagina has done forgotten it's purpose in life but what the hell. She's a nice girl but she needs to use that fire extinguisher with the 2 horny guys ASAP times 10

“Shoot to protect!!!!”

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#6 Dec 27, 2012
Lol oh boy
Submissive Princess

Morocco, IN

#7 Dec 27, 2012
Excuse me Bashful but you do not know me would you stop being a rude evil bully and talking about me behind my back. And no my vagina is done thanks. And I dont know what morals you have but pretty sure a Vagina's onlhy purpose in life isnt to get drilled all the time. I am proud of my life choice and I dont judge you for yours. Please stop bullying me.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#8 Dec 27, 2012
ouchthathadtohurt1 wrote:
Lol oh boy
Did I mention I was going Bat Shit Crazy.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#9 Dec 27, 2012
Submissive Princess wrote:
Excuse me Bashful but you do not know me would you stop being a rude evil bully and talking about me behind my back. And no my vagina is done thanks. And I dont know what morals you have but pretty sure a Vagina's onlhy purpose in life isnt to get drilled all the time. I am proud of my life choice and I dont judge you for yours. Please stop bullying me.
I am not being mean but hell girl. My vagina is screaming 'someone do me' while ur talkling about never doing it. My vagina is offended. My vagina is afraid I will become celebate. Like I said it has done forgot it's purpose and ur scaring it. " A vagina is a terrible thing to waste"-Bill Clinton.
johnny quest

United States

#10 Dec 27, 2012
Bashful wrote:
<quoted text>U know why ur hearing shit. It's not from liquor induced psychoses. It's SP psychoses. Run the hell away from that shit. Yeah my vagina has done forgotten it's purpose in life but what the hell. She's a nice girl but she needs to use that fire extinguisher with the 2 horny guys ASAP times 10
I hope whatever my condition is that it goes a way, I do feel better with my Pepsi and nicotine. I should stop smoking but, then it would be like One Flew Over ...Nest.

“Shoot to protect!!!!”

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#11 Dec 27, 2012
Yes, a few times
Submissive Princess

Florence, AL

#12 Dec 27, 2012
I do not want sex. I never will again. There is nothing wrong with that. Hey Johnny I gotta ask you seeing anyone? I am not asking cause I want you or anything I just want to know.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#13 Dec 27, 2012
ouchthathadtohurt1 wrote:
Yes, a few times
Help me out. Cyber seduce me. No std's. Come on ouchy, Nibble a little bit on my bait. I will never drink again until I get something else to drink. Help a girl out ouchy. All that mysterious shit makes me horny.

“Shoot to protect!!!!”

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Dec 27, 2012
Hit F1 on the key board that should get you started.

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Since: Dec 11

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#15 Dec 27, 2012
What seems to be a mystery ?
Submissive Princess

Morocco, IN

#16 Dec 27, 2012
You just stay horny dontcha? I am glad I dont.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#17 Dec 27, 2012
ouchthathadtohurt1 wrote:
Hit F1 on the key board that should get you started.
r u talking to me. What does that mean. I am computer illiterate. Be nice ouchy. I've had a rough day. Will my computer do something to my vagina if I hit F1.
Bashful

Owensboro, KY

#18 Dec 27, 2012
ouchthathadtohurt1 wrote:
What seems to be a mystery ?
Don't ask that ur making my nipples hard.

“Shoot to protect!!!!”

Since: Dec 11

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#19 Dec 27, 2012
Bashful wrote:
<quoted text>r u talking to me. What does that mean. I am computer illiterate. Be nice ouchy. I've had a rough day. Will my computer do something to my vagina if I hit F1.
Probably depends on what you hit it with.

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Since: Dec 11

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#20 Dec 27, 2012
Ok I won't ask but all this talk about squeaking and nips, I'm going to have to take a cold shower

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