Can a man smack a woman in self defen...

Can a man smack a woman in self defense??????

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Abused

Oakvale, WV

#1 Aug 26, 2012
Don't want to go to jail. I don't know what to do. What do you do when a woman is screaming in your face and beating on you? I need some advice.
leave

Charleston, WV

#2 Aug 26, 2012
You leave the person.
momma says

United States

#3 Aug 26, 2012
Well in Boone County it is still legal to whip your woman on Sunday's only on the court house lawn though.
Lol

Beaverton, OR

#4 Aug 26, 2012
Well either call the law or leave her or better yet take her to Boone county and drag her up to the court house and give her a public beating.
advice

Oakvale, WV

#5 Aug 26, 2012
you should just say fuck it, once and for all. get it over with, it will happen eventually. do both of yourselves a favor. start rebuilding your life now quit wasting time waiting for something to intervene. if you're as desperate as to come here for advice then quite frankly id say its over.
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Rastus

Huntington, WV

#7 Aug 27, 2012
I say a man has the right to protect himself if getting attacked buy a women.Some women will kill, its a proven fact.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#8 Aug 27, 2012
1) If you are bigger than her restrain her. You do not have to hit her <--- Despite what Doofus will tell you.

2) Do not get involved with a woman bigger than you. It's just a bad idea all the way around.
Stood By Too Long

Charleston, WV

#9 Aug 27, 2012
Men and women are both bound by the same laws. No preference of enforcement or punishment.
anyone see

Elizabeth, WV

#10 Aug 27, 2012
did anyone see the woman smack that guy at the ballfield? wonder if she went to jail?
Dont look back

Tampa, FL

#11 Aug 27, 2012
Abused wrote:
Don't want to go to jail. I don't know what to do. What do you do when a woman is screaming in your face and beating on you? I need some advice.
By law, your requirement is to avoid contact. Unless you are truly endanger you cannot claim self-defense. Remove yourself from the situation. A man restraining a woman can be viewed as unlawful confinement. The only way to stay out of trouble is to remove yourself from the situation.
Soccrmom

Hewett, WV

#12 Aug 27, 2012
Abused wrote:
Don't want to go to jail. I don't know what to do. What do you do when a woman is screaming in your face and beating on you? I need some advice.
call forest or use the doofus bat signal!!
It is a hand with a circle and line thru it. Usually he ignores all of it and does shadow puppets right before he eats two twinkies and a case of mtn dew then breaks down a door and storms another female relative.
Soccrmom

Hewett, WV

#13 Aug 27, 2012
I miss the bc on the run thread ! hahahaha
Stood By Too Long

Charleston, WV

#14 Aug 27, 2012
Soccrmom wrote:
<quoted text>call forest or use the doofus bat signal!!
It is a hand with a circle and line thru it. Usually he ignores all of it and does shadow puppets right before he eats two twinkies and a case of mtn dew then breaks down a door and storms another female relative.
Funny story. I bet you are a blast at parties. But then you wouldn't tell little stories like that to anyone in public, at least not to anyone who isn't as big a waste as you.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#15 Aug 28, 2012
Stood By Too Long wrote:
Men and women are both bound by the same laws. No preference of enforcement or punishment.
That doesn't make you any less of a poosie Doofus
Stood By Too Long

Charleston, WV

#16 Aug 28, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
<quoted text>That doesn't make you any less of a poosie Doofus
Yea I've seen you say that before, but I also recall you never having the guts to meet him anywhere. And I'm sure it would be just the same with me.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#17 Aug 28, 2012
Stood By Too Long wrote:
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Yea I've seen you say that before, but I also recall you never having the guts to meet him anywhere. And I'm sure it would be just the same with me.
Lol, you are a poosie that hits women. As a general rule I don't beat up anyone with DD's Doofus. That rules you out.
Stood By Too Long

Charleston, WV

#18 Aug 28, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
<quoted text>Lol, you are a poosie that hits women. As a general rule I don't beat up anyone with DD's Doofus. That rules you out.
As a general rule you don't beat anything that A) doesn't need to be inflated B) doesn't require a leash in public or C) couldn't easily be mistaken for a sausage link. Beyond that I'd say you refrain from violence as a matter of principle, the principle to not get stomped.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#19 Aug 28, 2012
Stood By Too Long wrote:
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As a general rule you don't beat anything that A) doesn't need to be inflated B) doesn't require a leash in public or C) couldn't easily be mistaken for a sausage link. Beyond that I'd say you refrain from violence as a matter of principle, the principle to not get stomped.
Lol, right Doofus. So, how many women have you dated? Leave off the homecoming queen that lost a bet and went as "friends". lol

For God's sake man stop violating the kittens!
Stood By Too Long

Charleston, WV

#20 Aug 28, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
<quoted text>Lol, right Doofus. So, how many women have you dated? Leave off the homecoming queen that lost a bet and went as "friends". lol

For God's sake man stop violating the kittens!
Back to that are you? So how can you call someone gay then make jokes about the women they have dated? Sounds like desperate fumbling to me. Then even more lies. Sad that this is your life.
Soccrmom

Hewett, WV

#21 Aug 28, 2012
Stood By Too Long wrote:
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Funny story. I bet you are a blast at parties. But then you wouldn't tell little stories like that to anyone in public, at least not to anyone who isn't as big a waste as you.
Sure I would . The BC on the run story is a great way to open up conversation.
I always think about doing a video with you hiding behind trees and trailers while Jailbreak by thin lizzy plays in the background.

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