WHO in the hell done this in Magic Ma...

WHO in the hell done this in Magic Mart? I am very angry!

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Farts

Charleston, WV

#1 Apr 2, 2012
I was walking down an aisle at Magic Mart and this man with what looked like a beer belly lifted up his leg and farted on my two year old son! I am outraged about this. He then looked at me and said he had to run to the bathroom because he shat on himself. Who would have the audacity to do this? Next time I see someone do this to my son, I will throw a shltty diaper on your face! This store is called Magic Mart, not Magic Fart!!
Farts

Charleston, WV

#2 Apr 2, 2012
Oh, by the way.. I am offering a $25 reward if anyone can tell me who farted on my son while I was holding his hand and walking down the aisle at Magic Mart. It happened on April 1st around 5:00 p.m.
Sparkle

Charleston, WV

#3 Apr 2, 2012
hahaha thats awesome. hope he does it a couple of more times and then blasts one right into your face.
Really

Charleston, WV

#4 Apr 2, 2012
So it is gonna take a "next time" for you to react? Listen, someone has ONE time to pull something like that on one of my children. I am splittin their head. Shame on you. What sort of lousy parent are you? Why didn't you go to hardware, get a good claw hammer and walk in the bathroom after he did and take care of business. You should be outraged. You are a horrible parent.
ron

Charleston, WV

#5 Apr 3, 2012
Farts wrote:
I was walking down an aisle at Magic Mart and this man with what looked like a beer belly lifted up his leg and farted on my two year old son! I am outraged about this. He then looked at me and said he had to run to the bathroom because he shat on himself. Who would have the audacity to do this? Next time I see someone do this to my son, I will throw a shltty diaper on your face! This store is called Magic Mart, not Magic Fart!!
I really had to shat. What was I supposed to do. Hold it in. Ur boy is still livin ain't he.

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#6 Apr 3, 2012
ron wrote:
<quoted text>I really had to shat. What was I supposed to do. Hold it in. Ur boy is still livin ain't he.
LOL. You crack me up.
a parent

Charleston, WV

#7 Apr 3, 2012
Farts wrote:
I was walking down an aisle at Magic Mart and this man with what looked like a beer belly lifted up his leg and farted on my two year old son! I am outraged about this. He then looked at me and said he had to run to the bathroom because he shat on himself. Who would have the audacity to do this? Next time I see someone do this to my son, I will throw a shltty diaper on your face! This store is called Magic Mart, not Magic Fart!!
since are the parent and all,and you think it was sooooo bad, then why disnt say anything when he done it?any good parent would have spoken up, right then and there,not go home and cry on their computer. What i think is messed up is the fact your 2 year old is still in diapers! Ever heard of potty training? Get over the fact you chose not to stand up for your kid when he needed you to, and focus on potty training him. A 2 year old is to old to be shitting on himself. Would you want to wear a shutty diaper?
the man

United States

#8 Apr 3, 2012
This story is awesome!
Adrienne

Carlstadt, NJ

#9 Apr 3, 2012
April Fools? ;)
shoot to score

Charleston, WV

#10 Apr 3, 2012
a parent wrote:
<quoted text>since are the parent and all,and you think it was sooooo bad, then why disnt say anything when he done it?any good parent would have spoken up, right then and there,not go home and cry on their computer. What i think is messed up is the fact your 2 year old is still in diapers! Ever heard of potty training? Get over the fact you chose not to stand up for your kid when he needed you to, and focus on potty training him. A 2 year old is to old to be shitting on himself. Would you want to wear a shutty diaper?
are you crazy!!! Around 2yrs is when you start potty training generally!!! You must not have any kids or been around any young one....
a parent

Charleston, WV

#11 Apr 3, 2012
shoot to score wrote:
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are you crazy!!! Around 2yrs is when you start potty training generally!!! You must not have any kids or been around any young one....
Yes I have children,1 boy & 2 girls. When my children learned to walk (all of them were walking by age 1) that is when i potty trained them. Ask any elder and they will tell you the samething. Children should be potty trained when they start walking. Why would you not? Are you one of those fools who use the excuse "well little billy bob is ready then we'll potty train him"? I bet you are. There is no reason for a parent to be lazy and make their child walk around with a dirty diaper all because they are too lazy to train them. A childs brain is like a little sponge from birth to 5 years of age, that time is the most critical time for a child to learn. Why should a child wait until its 2? By the time they are walking they already know that this feeling means i have to poopy and that feeling means i have to pee pee. If a parent starts then and is consistant with the training, it will only little billy bob a few months before he is full trained. Ask any peditrician and they will also tell you the same thing. I have twins girls and trust me we went through diapers like crazy., but once they started to walk i trained them and by 16 months old both of my girls used their potty chair instead of wearing diapers. Not only did it boost their confidence because they were now "big girls" but it also saved us a TON of money. Think about it and add it up. Box of Pampers ($20 each) two to three times a week for 54 weeks adds up doesnt it? Thats $2,160 a year (two box a wk at $20 x 54 weeks). Thats extra money put in their savings accounts,new clothes, and toys. Now take that figure for a year and times by 2 years or 3 years, look at the money you are wasting, money that could be used to support your family. Even without saving money there is no way i would ever force my child to wear diaper until they were 2 or 3 years old. Thats just laziness on the parents side.
shoot to score

Charleston, WV

#12 Apr 4, 2012
a parent wrote:
<quoted text>Yes I have children,1 boy & 2 girls. When my children learned to walk (all of them were walking by age 1) that is when i potty trained them. Ask any elder and they will tell you the samething. Children should be potty trained when they start walking. Why would you not? Are you one of those fools who use the excuse "well little billy bob is ready then we'll potty train him"? I bet you are. There is no reason for a parent to be lazy and make their child walk around with a dirty diaper all because they are too lazy to train them. A childs brain is like a little sponge from birth to 5 years of age, that time is the most critical time for a child to learn. Why should a child wait until its 2? By the time they are walking they already know that this feeling means i have to poopy and that feeling means i have to pee pee. If a parent starts then and is consistant with the training, it will only little billy bob a few months before he is full trained. Ask any peditrician and they will also tell you the same thing. I have twins girls and trust me we went through diapers like crazy., but once they started to walk i trained them and by 16 months old both of my girls used their potty chair instead of wearing diapers. Not only did it boost their confidence because they were now "big girls" but it also saved us a TON of money. Think about it and add it up. Box of Pampers ($20 each) two to three times a week for 54 weeks adds up doesnt it? Thats $2,160 a year (two box a wk at $20 x 54 weeks). Thats extra money put in their savings accounts,new clothes, and toys. Now take that figure for a year and times by 2 years or 3 years, look at the money you are wasting, money that could be used to support your family. Even without saving money there is no way i would ever force my child to wear diaper until they were 2 or 3 years old. Thats just laziness on the parents side.
no in your case I guess you had to train early...
Skat

Elizabeth, NJ

#13 Apr 4, 2012
Farts wrote:
Oh, by the way.. I am offering a $25 reward if anyone can tell me who farted on my son while I was holding his hand and walking down the aisle at Magic Mart. It happened on April 1st around 5:00 p.m.
I don't know who done that but for $30 I will give both of you a Cosby sweater.
Shat

Statts Mills, WV

#14 Apr 4, 2012
Next time I wont get your son,, I'll wait till you kneel down to get something and then,,,,,,, TADA !!!

PS,, wanna pull my finger ?
not even close

Charleston, WV

#15 Apr 4, 2012
shoot to score wrote:
<quoted text>
no in your case I guess you had to train early...
I toilet trained my kids at the same time too, as soon as they started walking.I thought all parents done that's.You can ask any older parents like myself and we will tell you the same thing.Every woman in our family done the samething and I can tell you one thing, we didn't do it because we had too,we done it because it was the right thing to do.I work in a daycare center and we also start toilet training when the kid is able to walk.There have been quiet a few kids 4 and 5 years old still wearing diapers come through our door and when we ask the parents their answer is usually the "we don't have time",and when we tell them we do toilet training they all for it.Letting your kid wear diapers and soiling its self after they have already been should be child abuse.Why do you wait until your kid is 2 to start?Peditrician do tell you to start toilet training as soon as your kid can walk.
blowingGAS

United States

#16 Apr 5, 2012
Never trust a fart!!!!!
pottytraining

Ogden, AR

#17 Apr 5, 2012
This must be a relatively new thing, potty training at one. 30 yrs ago we started potty training at 2. Took the bottle away at 1, learn to walk by 1, potty train by 2. Mostly because a one year old cannot talk and tell you when they have to go. At 2 they are saying words and can tell you when they have to go. Man they really push kids these days. I'm not so sure it might be more for the convenience of the parent than the good of the child. But, hey, if it works and saves money, I'm all for it.
yo momma

Charleston, WV

#18 Apr 5, 2012
not even close wrote:
<quoted text>I toilet trained my kids at the same time too, as soon as they started walking.I thought all parents done that's.You can ask any older parents like myself and we will tell you the same thing.Every woman in our family done the samething and I can tell you one thing, we didn't do it because we had too,we done it because it was the right thing to do.I work in a daycare center and we also start toilet training when the kid is able to walk.There have been quiet a few kids 4 and 5 years old still wearing diapers come through our door and when we ask the parents their answer is usually the "we don't have time",and when we tell them we do toilet training they all for it.Letting your kid wear diapers and soiling its self after they have already been should be child abuse.Why do you wait until your kid is 2 to start?Peditrician do tell you to start toilet training as soon as your kid can walk.
lol..I have one of the best in WV and that has never been said...let's see...someone on topix or my skilled pediatrician... Hmm....
Betty

Columbia, SC

#19 Apr 5, 2012
Farts wrote:
Oh, by the way.. I am offering a $25 reward if anyone can tell me who farted on my son while I was holding his hand and walking down the aisle at Magic Mart. It happened on April 1st around 5:00 p.m.
I will offer you 7 thousand dollars!
Betty

Columbia, SC

#20 Apr 6, 2012
blowingGAS wrote:
Never trust a fart!!!!!
My grandchildren calls them fireworks!

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