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Flash! breaking news in Madison

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fearless

Owensboro, KY

#1 Feb 7, 2013
never mind nothing ever happens in madison
yeah

United States

#2 Feb 8, 2013
Lol
hear it here 1st

Burbank, CA

#3 Feb 8, 2013
Paul Younts robots have taken over. There on vibrate mode gettin jiggly with it
Marshall

Grayslake, IL

#4 Feb 8, 2013
Who the hell is paul yount????
All knower

Madison, IN

#5 Feb 11, 2013
Paul Yount is only the greatest man known to Earth. Read the forum post on here about him and you will find out who he is.
wookie

Owensboro, KY

#6 Feb 11, 2013
All knower wrote:
Paul Yount is only the greatest man known to Earth. Read the forum post on here about him and you will find out who he is.
Sounds like that dude can thread the world through the eye of a needle. Pretty epic man if you ask me.
cyclone

Madison, IN

#7 Feb 11, 2013
wookie wrote:
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Sounds like that dude can thread the world through the eye of a needle. Pretty epic man if you ask me.
dont forget he can walk on water and occassionally wake the dead , the mans a genius of many world matters , can speak several tongues even kentuckian
Observer

Madison, IN

#9 Mar 6, 2013
If anything does happen you can rest assured that you won't find out about it in the Madison Courier.
madison rag

Madison, IN

#10 Mar 6, 2013
the Madison courier is great for lining a bird cage , but its totally worthless as ass-wipes
Observer

Madison, IN

#11 Mar 7, 2013
I've never had a notion to want to wipe my ass with it but ok, whatever.
madison rag

Madison, IN

#12 Mar 7, 2013
Observer wrote:
I've never had a notion to want to wipe my ass with it but ok, whatever.
in case of emergency out in the woods or driving in the middle of nowhere (like the state of Kentucky) an emergency crap might be pressing , so racing to woods or leaning up against a tree or just bent over by the auto ya know ya don't want crumbly leaves , grass or poison ivy leaves , magazine pages and catalogs are way too slick so we grab the trusty Madison courier , it turns out to be john wayne toilet paper also "rough as hell and wont take schitt off nobody" , yes I fish ,hunt , look or mushrooms etc. so im not always by a bonafide crapper (if ya go out with a hangover and get the beer schitz a.k.a.power schitz,,, nuthin helps
wiper

Madison, IN

#13 Mar 8, 2013
I usually use a sock

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