Joy Purdy is a sorry mother
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#1 Jul 20, 2011
This women can't even potty train her child what a ding bat...
In my own excitement to introduce potty training to Alexandra, i think i may have jumped the gun.
I stopped by the store on the way home yesterday -- oh ... my ... GOODNESS with all the choices in potties!!!
I dared not buy the one that lookes like a duck and "quacks" during the teaching process (my husband would never forgive me for buying that! lol)...
There was another potty that came complete with a place for toilette paper to sit. Yeeaaaah, so Alex could t.p. the entire house with the roll you're supposed to put on there. NO!
I wound up getting this simple, plastic white potty with a removable plastic insert for easy cleaning.
I know -- I should have at least read some on-line adivce for potty training teaching ...
Instead, i rush home yesterday with the potty, wait until Alex tip-toes over behind our couch (where she poops in her diaper in private..lol!)... and i practically scream "Alex!! Do you have to go poopy?!?!?!?" ....
i grab her, run to where i put the potty -- which she hasn't even laid eyes on at this point --
Into the bathroom we go! i rip off her diaper .. and plop her down on the plastic potty!
She looked at me like, "Mommy! What the &^%*&^ are you making me do!?!?!?" ...
So, i calm down ... put a new diaper on Alex ... she never did poop after that, thanks to me i think.
The rest of the day-- when i would go to the bathroom ...i'd place Alex's potty next to mine, then place her on it - diaper on ... to get her used to just sitting on it and hearing me say "pee-pee" and "poopy" ...
I know i should be researching how to best teach Alex to use the potty .... but before i do (with my lazy self).... I would love to hear what ACTUALLY works from some of you!
How long did it take? How slow should I be taking this training?
#2 Jul 20, 2011
You are one sickfuckingfreak. Call 911 for help.
#3 Jul 21, 2011
You are too fixated on Joy Purdy. It isn't healthy. She's a new mom, seeking ideas about potty training. So what! That doesn't make her a bad mom.
#4 Jul 21, 2011
She is a stupid mother, wife but she makes a good monkey swinging from my monkey tree
#5 Nov 8, 2013
#6 Nov 8, 2013
Jessie, you need professional help.
#7 Nov 9, 2013
I think Joy is a professional & a beautiful woman. You ppl suck. I have no idea what her child or husband looks like.
#8 Nov 9, 2013
Joy has a child, white husband,great job,good looks. These other low life's
probably have a house full of illegitimate kids,and low level jobs, no husband ,and are supported by tax payers such a Joy and her husband. Get a life and start collecting child support from the losers who knocked you up. Nobody cares about your opinion.
*** Froggy---I agree with your comment 100%.
#9 Nov 10, 2013
Since: Nov 13
#10 Nov 10, 2013
I could care less.
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