Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic T...

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

There are 953 comments on the First Coast News Jacksonville story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table. In it, First Coast News Jacksonville reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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“WHAT HUMP? ”

Since: Mar 08

Chicago

#1 Mar 28, 2008
Poor guy...all the new models are now on display at the Home Depot...must be frustrating lol!

Its nice to know, though, that even a picnic table is protected by the law.

Cute how they throw in the part about living near to an elementary school...EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET LIVES "NEAR" AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!

And how about that law abiding neighbor who made not one but THREE videos...hmmm
icw john

Dorval, Canada

#2 Mar 28, 2008
now that is what i call packing your lunch!!
Are you kidding me

Jacksonville, FL

#3 Mar 28, 2008
All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!
No Comment

Jacksonville, FL

#4 Mar 28, 2008
This is weird...but why is it a crime to stick your beefstick in a table in your backyard? If nobody can see, or if nobody was involved, and it's his personal property, why is it anybody's business? It's a weird thing to do, but if it's his personal property, what's the problem? It's no different than women who use certain objects that belong to them or that you can BUY for that exact purpose.

Since: Jul 07

AOL

#7 Mar 28, 2008
At least it was metal, could you imagine if it were wood-er well-think of the splinters.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#9 Mar 28, 2008
He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

New Meaning To Wood-He',....
Zoom

Saint Augustine, FL

#10 Mar 28, 2008
I'd like to know what sick person would have 3 dvd's on the guy. Did he hide in the bushes and then shot the video and why wait so long that 3 dvd's were made? Bet the person shooting the video has some issues as well.
Guess Who

Las Vegas, NV

#12 Mar 28, 2008
Joey K wrote:
Poor guy...all the new models are now on display at the Home Depot...must be frustrating lol!
Its nice to know, though, that even a picnic table is protected by the law.
Cute how they throw in the part about living near to an elementary school...EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET LIVES "NEAR" AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!
And how about that law abiding neighbor who made not one but THREE videos...hmmm
Must have gotten some Viagra...
Jax

United States

#14 Mar 28, 2008
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK;
ATLEAST IT WAS A TABLE AND NOT SOMEONE'S CHILD
HowDumbRU

Jacksonville, FL

#15 Mar 28, 2008
I heard the couch and sofa were jealous...
blong

United States

#16 Mar 28, 2008
I don't think I care to know anything about the mayo he uses on the sandwiches.
Crystal

Arlington, VA

#17 Mar 28, 2008
What a WEIRDO!!!

Since: Aug 07

Tallulah, LA

#19 Mar 28, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
New Meaning To Wood-He',....
Gives a new meaning to 'splintered wood'!!
Rambo

Harrisburg, PA

#21 Mar 28, 2008
Would they charge him with anything else if he turned the tables...so to speek?
Mebebit

Hawthorne, FL

#22 Mar 28, 2008
No Comment wrote:
This is weird...but why is it a crime to stick your beefstick in a table in your backyard? If nobody can see, or if nobody was involved, and it's his personal property, why is it anybody's business? It's a weird thing to do, but if it's his personal property, what's the problem? It's no different than women who use certain objects that belong to them or that you can BUY for that exact purpose.
I agree with you. Shouldn't be anyone's business as long as it wasn't in broad daylight where his neighbor could see him. I wonder if his backyard is surrounding by a fence?

“Drive safely...”

Since: Nov 07

Newport, RI

#23 Mar 28, 2008
Wow! Did he get $100,000 for that too??(See other thread)
Jim 420dankeroo

Clay, NY

#24 Mar 28, 2008
This man is a HERO. He screwed that table for your freedoms and look what you do to him for that!
Hahahaha

Boston, MA

#25 Mar 28, 2008
That must be one good looking picnic table!
Cheech

Orange Park, FL

#26 Mar 28, 2008
the vouyer that taped him needs to be charged

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#27 Mar 28, 2008
Wha? You can't screw your table without getting arrested? Why didn't Mr. Neighbor walk over and say "hey, man we can see you screwing your table, you wanna take that inside?"

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