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Local News - Baker County Orangutan May Actually be a Fox Squirrel

There are 10 comments on the First Coast News Jacksonville story from Nov 16, 2007, titled Local News - Baker County Orangutan May Actually be a Fox Squirrel. In it, First Coast News Jacksonville reports that:

MACCLENNY, FL -- An animal sneaking around Baker County is not an orangutan as originally thought but likely a fox squirrel, state wildlife officials said Friday.

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cynthia

Jacksonville, FL

#1 Nov 16, 2007
It's one of the mental patients from out at the state hospital. They get out stop at 7-11 get a beer and go off the deep end again. This one is up in the tree thinking he's an orangutan. Can't they just go back to being Napoleon?
marble

Raritan, NJ

#2 Nov 16, 2007
Its Denise Lee hiding from the Ch12 news.

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#3 Nov 17, 2007
marble wrote:
Its Denise Lee hiding from the Ch12 news.
LOL!!! Oh---that was funny!!! Hey you never know, right?!?
Liberal Lyncher

Andalusia, AL

#4 Nov 17, 2007
posted by earlier post related in the forum

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*** BREAKING NEWS ***
In a surprising twist, officials learned this morning that there was, in fact, no orangutan in Bradford County.
Denise Lee was severely injured after getting her leg caught in a bear trap while collecting doughnuts that had been scattered about. The trap had been set by authorities to capture a wayward orangutan that has been allegedly spotted by many of the local residents.
An attorney for Ms. Lee gave a statement saying that the whole incident was a "white conspiracy" designed by "the man" to discredit her. No comment was made on why she was running around in the woods eating doughnuts.
backwoods

Phillips, ME

#5 Nov 17, 2007
marble wrote:
Its Denise Lee hiding from the Ch12 news.
Can't be! The 'Wildlife' official said it was NOT acting like a 'primate'.

“Love Jax or Leave”

Since: Mar 07

Jax

#6 Nov 17, 2007
It's a skunk ape that migrated north from the everglades!
Latin Louie

Jacksonville, FL

#7 Nov 17, 2007
backwoods wrote:
<quoted text>Can't be! The 'Wildlife' official said it was NOT acting like a 'primate'.
One way to find out. Place an envelope in the trap marked tax money for official use only. She'll smell the easy money a mile away and will not be able t resist it.
scott

AOL

#8 Nov 18, 2007
where did these ignorant hillbillies think an orangutan came from!

“Love Jax or Leave”

Since: Mar 07

Jax

#9 Nov 18, 2007
scott wrote:
where did these ignorant hillbillies think an orangutan came from!
Uh, from a mommy and a daddy orangutan? That wasn't hard to figure out...
scott

AOL

#10 Nov 18, 2007
harriet....but where did it escape from? you must be one of these hillbillies im talking about...

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