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CFC

Greenfield, IN

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#26
Apr 5, 2013
 
So heres where Murrays white trash is.
Front Office

Murray, KY

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#27
Apr 5, 2013
 
CFC wrote:
So heres where Murrays white trash is.
Yea welcome.
Thanks for adding to the trash pile.
Your input is greatly appreciated.
Wow

Montgomery, IN

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#28
Apr 5, 2013
 
Red wrote:
I used to deliver pizzas when I was in college. One day, I showed up to work, clocked in, and one of our other delivery drivers shoved a pizza at me and told me to take it. He was smirking, so I asked him why I had to take it. He said it was the third time they'd ordered from us today, and said the lady was kinda hot, but something was up...
So I take the pizza to the hotel (Murray Plaza). A lady in her upper 30s/mid-40s answers in a pretty crappy, translucent nightgown thing--kinda like she was trying to recreate a scene from a porno, but her budget only allowed here to shop at walmart. She takes her time about paying and strikes up some light conversation. We talked for a couple minutes, and she asks if I wanna come inside for a little bit and maybe have some pizza with her.
I bailed. She was rather attractive, but something wasn't right.. I just went with my gut, which told me to get out of there.
When I get back to the store, my buddy ambushes me and wants to know everything that happened. He delivered the first two pizzas and said the first time he went there, the same thing happened to him. Something wasn't right, but she was cute. The second time he went, she barely talked, wouldn't look him in the eye, and just took the pizza. Like she knew he wouldn't come inside.
We laughed about it for a while and continued working. Then, my buddy had an idea.. He knew some of the guys who worked at a different pizza place across town, so he called them and asked if they'd had any orders to the same hotel room. The guy on the other end just loses his shit, starts laughing and says that they're delivering their fourth pizza to that room today. But he's laughing because this time they sent their craziest, beer drinkin-est, party-it-up-est college aged guy they had. He wasn't even a driver! But they knew he'd do it.
About an hour and a half later, the guy from the other pizza place calls us back, damn near in hysterics. So there guy gets to the hotel room, she asks if he wants to come inside and have some pizza, he says hell yeah. As soon as the door closes, she sets the pizza down and they start lightly making out in the entryway. She starts guiding him back towards the bed and the guy notices a STACK of pizza boxes next to the TV. Some were from Pizza Hut (us), Papa John's (them), Pizza Pro, and some crappy local joint. He said there were at least 10 in the stack.
As soon as they come out of the hallway and get into the "bed area" (?) of the room, the pizza guy notices this big 40-ish grizzly bear of a biker guy sitting in the corner chair. Grey beard, super hairy, totally naked and strokin it while lookin right at the pizza guy.
Their guy freaks out and leaves as quick as he can. Totally forgets to have them pay for the pizza, but the manager took care of it. A few months later, I met the guy who delivered the pizza and asked him about it. He said it went from awesome to one of the creepiest situations he'd ever been in in a matter of seconds.
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Caught You

Murray, KY

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#29
Apr 5, 2013
 
Red....nice cut and paste job from Reddit posts :)
CFC

Marysville, IN

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#30
Apr 5, 2013
 
Front Office wrote:
<quoted text>
Yea welcome.
Thanks for adding to the trash pile.
Your input is greatly appreciated.
ILL TEACH YOU SOME CLASS, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NONE.
Obvious

Murray, KY

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#31
Apr 5, 2013
 
CFC wrote:
<quoted text>ILL TEACH YOU SOME CLASS, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NONE.
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If I want ANY lip out of you.

I know where to find some.

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CFC

Greenwood, IN

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#32
Apr 5, 2013
 
Obvious wrote:
<quoted text>.
If I want ANY lip out of you.
I know where to find some.
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Sounds as if im talkn to a baby, sorry 4 u.
Naughty

Marysville, IN

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#33
Apr 5, 2013
 
Me n my lover done it on my exes white leather couch, ooh and on so many other places, BEST SEX EVER.
hi there

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#35
Apr 6, 2013
 
Up stairs of the firehouse and the courthouse in downtown Murray.
The hall

Murray, KY

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#36
Apr 6, 2013
 
That's the only place you'll have it after several years of wonderful boring azz marriage ! We just walk by each other in the hall and say fu ck you ! No sh!t , have fun while you can .......... You will be there sooner than you know it
you know me

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#37
Apr 6, 2013
 
Hospital it was fun :)
boze

Murray, KY

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#38
Apr 7, 2013
 
Cheri theater
mmm hmmm

Murray, KY

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#39
Apr 8, 2013
 
I like it so rough that when you're done the bed is almost in the middle of the room.
Busted

Murray, KY

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#40
Apr 10, 2013
 
Me and a married FWB just made a creampie in Walmart's parking lot. Some woman saw us and watched until we were done.
Melinda

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#41
Apr 10, 2013
 
Busted wrote:
Me and a married FWB just made a creampie in Walmart's parking lot. Some woman saw us and watched until we were done.
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Well you were in my shopping cart.

What was I supposed to do?
Bahahahaha

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#42
Apr 10, 2013
 
Melinda wrote:
<quoted text>.
Well you were in my shopping cart.
What was I supposed to do?
Lmfao! That was good!

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