I used to deliver pizzas when I was in college. One day, I showed up to work, clocked in, and one of our other delivery drivers shoved a pizza at me and told me to take it. He was smirking, so I asked him why I had to take it. He said it was the third time they'd ordered from us today, and said the lady was kinda hot, but something was up...
So I take the pizza to the hotel (Murray Plaza). A lady in her upper 30s/mid-40s answers in a pretty crappy, translucent nightgown thing--kinda like she was trying to recreate a scene from a porno, but her budget only allowed here to shop at walmart. She takes her time about paying and strikes up some light conversation. We talked for a couple minutes, and she asks if I wanna come inside for a little bit and maybe have some pizza with her.
I bailed. She was rather attractive, but something wasn't right.. I just went with my gut, which told me to get out of there.
When I get back to the store, my buddy ambushes me and wants to know everything that happened. He delivered the first two pizzas and said the first time he went there, the same thing happened to him. Something wasn't right, but she was cute. The second time he went, she barely talked, wouldn't look him in the eye, and just took the pizza. Like she knew he wouldn't come inside.
We laughed about it for a while and continued working. Then, my buddy had an idea.. He knew some of the guys who worked at a different pizza place across town, so he called them and asked if they'd had any orders to the same hotel room. The guy on the other end just loses his shit, starts laughing and says that they're delivering their fourth pizza to that room today. But he's laughing because this time they sent their craziest, beer drinkin-est, party-it-up-est college aged guy they had. He wasn't even a driver! But they knew he'd do it.
About an hour and a half later, the guy from the other pizza place calls us back, damn near in hysterics. So there guy gets to the hotel room, she asks if he wants to come inside and have some pizza, he says hell yeah. As soon as the door closes, she sets the pizza down and they start lightly making out in the entryway. She starts guiding him back towards the bed and the guy notices a STACK of pizza boxes next to the TV. Some were from Pizza Hut (us), Papa John's (them), Pizza Pro, and some crappy local joint. He said there were at least 10 in the stack.
As soon as they come out of the hallway and get into the "bed area" (?) of the room, the pizza guy notices this big 40-ish grizzly bear of a biker guy sitting in the corner chair. Grey beard, super hairy, totally naked and strokin it while lookin right at the pizza guy.
Their guy freaks out and leaves as quick as he can. Totally forgets to have them pay for the pizza, but the manager took care of it. A few months later, I met the guy who delivered the pizza and asked him about it. He said it went from awesome to one of the creepiest situations he'd ever been in in a matter of seconds.