What you have to believe to be a Democrat:THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
”Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global Climate Change and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is a solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
Be like Dick Cheney, who called Miss America unpatriotic – For wishing for world peace.
Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity of Fox News are the most FAIR & BALANCED newscasters in the world.
Ann Coulter is the reincarnation of Mother Teresa.
They believe there has never been a Republican wrong about anything. If they are proven wrong in their viewpoint, they’ll deny it. They believe it’s impossible for American policy toward other countries to be wrong, if the policy was enacted by Republicans
Republicans believe that God is a Republican who looks like John Wayne. This makes reasoning with them very difficult.
1. ANYTHIING Obama says.
2. ANYTHING Chris Matthews spittles out.
It doesn't matter if it: divides and or destroys the country, kills people, defends the enemy, betrays our citizens, supports what he promised he wouldn't, hookwinks otherwise good people, defends the indefensible, pits people against each other, etc.