Informed Opinion

Lehigh Acres, FL

#9235 May 6, 2013
ChicknButt wrote:
THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN:

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

”Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

Global Climate Change and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is a solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

Be like Dick Cheney, who called Miss America unpatriotic – For wishing for world peace.

Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity of Fox News are the most FAIR & BALANCED newscasters in the world.

Ann Coulter is the reincarnation of Mother Teresa.

They believe there has never been a Republican wrong about anything. If they are proven wrong in their viewpoint, they’ll deny it. They believe it’s impossible for American policy toward other countries to be wrong, if the policy was enacted by Republicans

Republicans believe that God is a Republican who looks like John Wayne. This makes reasoning with them very difficult.
Great great post.

And every word of it is not only true, it's indisputable.

Now watch Right Wingers dispute the indisputable.
OMTE

Cairo, GA

#9236 May 6, 2013
Obama 2016
OMTE

Cairo, GA

#9237 May 6, 2013
columbus native wrote:
Man I think you took a hit of ACID.
That MF'ers on something.
ChicknButt

Douglasville, GA

#9238 May 6, 2013
Synergy wrote:
<quoted text>
At any rate, what do you think about the article from the Huffington Post about the number of American deaths in the middle east during Obama's reign?
I glanced at it but didn't read it. My first reaction was that it wasn't about deaths in the middle-east, but Afghanistan in particular. There's a real distinction there given the timelines and missions. My second reaction is that when we have US Forces on foreign territory on a combat mission it's a known fact that some our guys will die, and there's no way of knowing how many. The real weight of the issue lies in the decision to engage in a combat action on foreign territory in the first place.

Thankfully Obama is a lot less trigger-happy than his predecessor who initiated that mission. I guess Bush thought that the deaths of thousands of our honorable service men was worth the price of looking after his buddies oil interests. Wouldn't want them to lose a buck now, would we? Obama got stuck trying to find a responsible way to clean up the mess Dubya made.

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#9239 May 6, 2013
Bored wrote:
Now my fellow conservatives, I apologize only to you for such long posts. As for the socialists, No apologizes.
Any and many of these saying can be used to pigeon-hole the sorry socialists rascals on topix.
If not, I have a couple hundred more to make them scream and holler.
Bored. Thank you VERY much. You rocked it!!!!
OMTE

Cairo, GA

#9240 May 6, 2013
ChicknButt wrote:
<quoted text>
Spare us. I pretty much ignore your posts now, but I thought there might be a little bit of humor in your list.
I was wrong. Half of it is stupid and wrong, the other half doesn't even make any sense. Let's add crappy sense of humor to the Republicans faults.
/ignore-mode resume
That dude's like a little kid just learning how to talk. His first words were "boring". Now you can't get him to shutup. He goes on and on and most of this Sh*t coming out of his mouth doesn't even make sense. Now he even has a little butt buddy follower. Stranger danger zone is way dumber than anyone on here.

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#9241 May 6, 2013
Informed Opinion wrote:
<quoted text>
Now there you go again.
Pointing out how irrational and inconsistent out Right Wing friends are, and how they avoid accountability at all expense - even at the expense of being unworthy of serious consideration.
Why, next thing you know you'll be asking them to identify when any of their economic policies resulted in a diminution of the the national debt, or even when the last Right Wing President actually proposed a balanced budget.
That would be entertaining.
lol How is that news going today? Hear anything about Benghazi? It's getting ugly. VERY ugly.
domino

Newnan, GA

#9242 May 6, 2013
Bored wrote:
Now my fellow conservatives, I apologize only to you for such long posts. As for the socialists, No apologizes.
Any and many of these saying can be used to pigeon-hole the sorry socialists rascals on topix.
If not, I have a couple hundred more to make them scream and holler.
No apologies necessary anyway. All the complete truth. I enjoyed those posts and think they are the posts of the year. Keep up the GOOD WORK! You are on a roll.
OMTE

Cairo, GA

#9243 May 6, 2013
ChicknButt wrote:
<quoted text>
I glanced at it but didn't read it. My first reaction was that it wasn't about deaths in the middle-east, but Afghanistan in particular. There's a real distinction there given the timelines and missions. My second reaction is that when we have US Forces on foreign territory on a combat mission it's a known fact that some our guys will die, and there's no way of knowing how many. The real weight of the issue lies in the decision to engage in a combat action on foreign territory in the first place.
Thankfully Obama is a lot less trigger-happy than his predecessor who initiated that mission. I guess Bush thought that the deaths of thousands of our honorable service men was worth the price of looking after his buddies oil interests. Wouldn't want them to lose a buck now, would we? Obama got stuck trying to find a responsible way to clean up the mess Dubya made.
Exactly. There would have been 0 deaths in Iraq if Bush wouldn't have sent our soldiers there under false pretenses.
ChicknButt

Douglasville, GA

#9244 May 6, 2013
Synergy wrote:
<quoted text>

2. ANYTHING Chris Matthews spittles out.
I KNOW I'm going to catch he11 for this - but it's true: I don't think I've ever seen or heard Chris Matthews. The only reason I know his name is because you keep saying it.

I barely watch TV, and I sure don't need newscasters telling me what to think.
ChicknButt

Douglasville, GA

#9245 May 6, 2013
OMTE wrote:
<quoted text>That dude's like a little kid just learning how to talk. His first words were "boring". Now you can't get him to shutup. He goes on and on and most of this Sh*t coming out of his mouth doesn't even make sense. Now he even has a little butt buddy follower. Stranger danger zone is way dumber than anyone on here.
As usual, you've nailed it.
ChicknButt

Douglasville, GA

#9246 May 6, 2013
Synergy wrote:
<quoted text>
What you have to believe to be a Democrat:
1. ANYTHIING Obama says.
2. ANYTHING Chris Matthews spittles out.
3. LIES
It doesn't matter if it: divides and or destroys the country, kills people, defends the enemy, betrays our citizens, supports what he promised he wouldn't, hookwinks otherwise good people, defends the indefensible, pits people against each other, etc.
You've heard of Birther Queen Orly Taitz?

We're blessed with Hood-Winker Queen Synergy. She's convinced she's going to get proof of her Hoodwinking accusations any day. She just KNOWS it.
danger zone

Decatur, GA

#9247 May 6, 2013
OMTE wrote:
<quoted text>That dude's like a little kid just learning how to talk. His first words were "boring". Now you can't get him to shutup. He goes on and on and most of this Sh*t coming out of his mouth doesn't even make sense. Now he even has a little butt buddy follower. Stranger danger zone is way dumber than anyone on here.


Danger Zone will keep the posts coming. Your insults fuel me, this isn't eight grade, I won't be bullied. Never have been, never will be.
Now, let me find those vacation costs and golf numbers.
Something about Obama playing 100 rounds of golf in the past year, and an unbelievable amount spent on luxury vacations, an average of one vacation per month. Stay tuned.

Biden had an evening in Paris-at the WHOPPING cost of $500,000.(UNO, ONE) And he gets a high five from the libs.

Exposure is postively delicious! LOL
Informed Opinion

Lehigh Acres, FL

#9248 May 6, 2013
Bored wrote:
Common core beliefs of Libasterds.

You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.

You preach about the evils of Capitalism from the comfort of your weekend hillside estate.

You cry about the evils of "profiteering corporations", but still demand your weekly paycheck.

You believe "rich people" are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are "rich", as well.

You scream and shout when innocent civilians are accidentally caught in the crossfire, but remain silent when terrorists kill them on purpose.

You believe that civilians caught in the crossfire of terrorists attacking American troops died because of America and not because of the actions of the terrorists that actually killed them.

You believe O.J. Simpson is actually looking for the "real killers".

You claim a higher moral ground in opposing the death penalty but see abortion as an expression of Women's Rights as guaranteed in the Constitution.

You believe that with regards to the 9/11 attack, America had it comming and deserved what happened.

You believe American troops are "war criminals", but a thug who killed somebody in cold blood is just a "victim of society".

You believe you can give a dollar to somebody

You believe Nancy Pelosi knows how to manage your money better than you do.

You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Fidel Castro were fairly elected, but President Bush was not.

You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.


You believe Michael Moore's films are "historically accurate and unbiased".

You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
Wow- Medicare Part D is providing out government dependent Right Wing Wackos some great drugs nowadays.

You better share those with 'Ol Rushbo, he'll give up Oxycotin, Viagra, and Hookers for whatever has you spewing forth that silliness.

But don't worry - while we're creating straw men to attack - don't forget that:

- Right Wingers celebrate August 24th as a sacred holiday because on that date the English burned Washington DC.

Right Wingers,
on that date,
every year,
at midnight,
eat hallucinating creating mushrooms,
wrap bacon on their naked bodies,
force porcupines to consume alcoholic beverages,
and then engage in bestiality with the virgin porcupines,
while listening to Pink Floyd albums played backwards at ultra at super-slow speed.

Damn, and those Right Wingers wonder why we God fearing 'Mericans won't stand for them Satanic Right Wingers who celebrate the destruction of our capital, why fornicatin with drunk virgin porcupines while listening to Satanic albums played backwards.

No wonder real Americans detest Right Wingers.

If you don't, you must be a sick, twisted, virgin porcupine hating, commonist.
Informed Opinion

Lehigh Acres, FL

#9249 May 6, 2013
ChicknButt wrote:
<quoted text>I KNOW I'm going to catch he11 for this - but it's true: I don't think I've ever seen or heard Chris Matthews. The only reason I know his name is because you keep saying it.

I barely watch TV, and I sure don't need newscasters telling me what to think.
Hey, Synergy has a story, and you're thinking for yourself is screwing it up for him.

He assumes that because he's incapable of rational independent thought - you must be too.
OMTE

Cairo, GA

#9250 May 6, 2013
danger zone wrote:
<quoted text>
Danger Zone will keep the posts coming. Your insults fuel me, this isn't eight grade, I won't be bullied. Never have been, never will be.
Now, let me find those vacation costs and golf numbers.
Something about Obama playing 100 rounds of golf in the past year, and an unbelievable amount spent on luxury vacations, an average of one vacation per month. Stay tuned.
Biden had an evening in Paris-at the WHOPPING cost of $500,000.(UNO, ONE) And he gets a high five from the libs.
Exposure is postively delicious! LOL
I hope Obama plays 100 more rounds and everytime Congress wants to be stupid he should go on vacation. He deserves it. I can't imagine having to wake up every morning and it be my job to put up with dummies like you. High Five Biden.
ChicknButt

Douglasville, GA

#9251 May 6, 2013
Synergy wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, Duck and Dodge. Have you heard about Hillary and Obama not looking so good in regard to Benghazi? It's going to GET GOOD!!! FINALLY! Even the left wing media can't stop this disaster.
Yeah, this headline popped up showing that the Republicans owe Hilary an apology.

Of course we already knew this. What are the chances of Boehner doing the honorable thing and saying "sorry". I'd be on zero.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/...
Bored

Dawsonville, GA

#9252 May 6, 2013
OMTE wrote:
<quoted text>That MF'ers on something.
It's something new, called right on right. U should try it, better than left on wrong.
danger zone

Decatur, GA

#9253 May 6, 2013
OMTE wrote:
<quoted text>I hope Obama plays 100 more rounds and everytime Congress wants to be stupid he should go on vacation. He deserves it. I can't imagine having to wake up every morning and it be my job to put up with dummies like you. High Five Biden.


Or....... maybe open the White House Tours, every day he plays golf and takes vacation......He deserves it, just like he deserved that Peace prize. What a joke!

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#9254 May 6, 2013
@Bored
You need NEVER feel the need to apologize for a long post (or posts) when they are as outstanding and full of truth as those were. After reading CB's load of nonsense, I was hoping somebody else had taken up the task of responding. You did an AMAZING job. Thank you so much for the time and thought you put into that.

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