One of former President Ronald Reagan’s favorite jokes.
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Since: Sep 09
#1 Nov 14, 2013
There is a great Russian joke. Actually it is more of a Soviet joke, and it was one of President Ronald Reagan’s favorite jokes. It goes something like this:
“A guy walks into a Moscow car dealership to buy a new car. After submitting to various kinds of background checks, financial checks, family history checks and just about any other kind of investigation that the government wanted to perform, they finally agreed to approve his purchase of a new vehicle. They said,“You are now in the queue. You can go back home now. We will call you when it’s time to pick up your car in ten years.” The guy asks,“Will that be in the morning or in the afternoon?” The stunned government employee asks,“Why do you care? I said go home! It will be in ten years.” To which the distraught man meekly replied,“I need to know because I have a plumber coming in the morning.”
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