Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins an...

Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term

There are 23450 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 2, 2010, titled Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Republican Gov. Rick Perry has defeated Democrat Bill White to win a third four-year term as Texas governor.

Join the discussion below, or Read more at El Paso Times.

brad

Bolton, CT

#24920 Aug 29, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Who do you think harvests the fruits and vegetables you eat? Even the republican police commissioner of New York City got busted for his undocumented servants. You remember him, Saint Rudy' s good buddy, the one who got nominated to head homeland security.
LOL

Oblamer is arguably the most powerful man in the world.
With the stroke of a pen he can legitimize millions of criminals,and you justify that because some piddly shit little washed up past Mayor might have had an illegal cutting his grass?

A Government is only as good as its leadership,is it any wonder corruption and incompetence run rampant with Oblamer at the helm?
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24921 Aug 29, 2014
The Fart Name List (Part 2)

The Bullet Fart - Its single and most pronounced diagnostic characteristic is its sound. It sounds like a rifle shot. The farter can be said to have snapped it off. It can startle spectators and farter alike. Fairly common following the eating of the more common fart foods, such as beans.

The Burning Brakes Fart - A silent fart identified by odor alone. Usually and adult fart, occurring while the adult is driving a car or has a front seat passenger who farts. The Burning Brakes Fart actually does smell a little like burning brakes, and seems to hang around longer than most farts Which gives whoever farted a chance to make a big show of checking to see if the emergency brake has been left on. When he finds it hasn't you know who farted. A common automobile fart.

The Car Door Fart - Either a group one or a group two fart. Very tricky. It is meant to be a concealed fart. A matter of close timing is involved, the farter trying to fart at the exact moment he slams the car door shut. It is usually a good loud fart. It is one of the funnier farts when it doesn't work, which is almost every time. It is a desperation fart and not too common.

The Celestial Fart - Not to be confused with the Did An Angel Speak Fart, which is simply any loud fart in church. The Celestial Fart is soft and delicate, surprising in a boy or an adult. It is probably the most shy of all farts and might be compared with the wood thrush, a very shy bird. It does not have the sly or cunning sound of the Whisper Fart. It is just a very small clear fart with no odor at all. Very rare.

The Chicken Soup Fart: One day I had chicken soup for lunch at work and then stopped off at the gym after work. When it came on, I eased it out, covered by the gym's muzak. It smelled exactly like chicken soup. A few feet away some woman sniffed and said; "Is somebody cooking?" I had to turn to the wall to hide my laughter.

The Chinese Firecracker Fart - This is an exceptional multiple noted fart identified by the number, and variety of its noises, mostly pops and bangs. Often when you think it is all over, it still has a few pops and bangs to go. In friendly company this one can get applause. Uncommon.

The Command Fart - This fart differs from the Anticipated Fart in that it can be held for long periods of time waiting for the right moment. Unlike the Anticipated Fart, it is intended to be noticed. Harold Tabor recently held a Command Fart for the whole period in history class and let it go right at the end when the teacher asked if there were any questions.

The Common Fart - This fart needs little description. It is to the world of farts what the house sparrow is to the world of birds. I can see no point in describing this far any further.

The Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.

The Cushioned Fart - A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usually on the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into the cushions of a sofa or over-stuffed chair and ease-out a fart very carefully without moving then or for some time after. Some odor may escape, but usually not much. Common with some people.

The Did An Angel Speak Fart - This is any loud fart in church. This fart was first called to my attention by my father. He probably read about it somewhere. For fart watchers who go to church, this is a good one to watch for as this is the only place it can be found.

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24922 Aug 29, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>
Accepting kweers does not help Texans, it does not help Christians, it does not help America. It only helps kweers, who make up 1.3 of the US population. You mentallly ll minority, cannot dictate our christian beliefs.
Here, we tolerate you, so long as you shut up.
You could go to Iran, where you would be be-headed. Or to Nigeria, where you will be imprisoned.
Isn't it better to STFU and stay in the US?
You really are the "inquisitor"........ ..I hope the "kweers" of SS tar and feather you. STFU and leave SS!

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24923 Aug 29, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm sure the Cstholics attended that meeting. Recent history shows how Catholics are pedophiles.
So are Methodists!
Jeremy Rutherford

El Paso, TX

#24924 Aug 29, 2014
I went to see Gov. Perry once at a rally. I liked his speech and I wanted to get his autograph. When I got closer to him, one of his aides called me a douche. I didn't like that too much and I won't vote for him again. Instead, I support Wendy. She is the candidate for me.

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24925 Aug 29, 2014
Joe wrote:
<quoted text>There are way too many unemployed transtesticles on these forums. Reader beware!
Indeed! And a few PERV's also.

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24926 Aug 29, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, thank GOD. No one in my family is a slutty Mexican so, what's your point?
Yes there are. Her name is Chelsea and she is beautiful. Soon to be Dairy Festival Queen when she is the right age. Viva La Chelsea!

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24929 Aug 29, 2014
Truth Ferret wrote:
Inquisitor: I'll answer that for you. The democrats want them here because they will form a huge underclass and will be their voting base. Plus, there needs will overwhelm the system and cause taxes to be raised to help support them.
hmmmmmmm. Looks like I am RIGHT! About you that is..........Addison DeWitt also. Lolololololololol
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#24930 Aug 29, 2014
Liberal forever wrote:
<quoted text>hmmmmmmm. Looks like I am RIGHT! About you that is..........Addison DeWitt also. Lolololololololol
I'm voting for Wendy because her plan makes common sense to me. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. It’s unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls won’t have sex. I had my first piece of ass at age 14 and couldn’t get enough after that. I began to look for any fanny I could find to tap. If we don’t buy the pills for the girls, we’ll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee – do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front of hundreds of dollars to kill it after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school?
Donnie

United States

#24931 Aug 29, 2014
Judicial Watch: Feds’ Bulletin Describes Threat of Imminent Terrorist Attack on Southern Border

By Andrew C. McCarthy

August 29, 2014 1:47 PM

For those of us who’ve been raising alarms about both the jihadist threat and the national-security vulnerability created by the Obama administration’s non-enforcement of the immigration laws, this is not a surprise — particularly less than two weeks before September 11. But it is nonetheless jarring to read. Judicial Watch has just put out this statement:

Islamic terrorist groups are operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs or other vehicle born improvised explosive devices (VBIED). High-level federal law enforcement, intelligence and other sources have confirmed to Judicial Watch that a warning bulletin for an imminent terrorist attack on the border has been issued. Agents across a number of Homeland Security, Justice and Defense agencies have all been placed on alert and instructed to aggressively work all possible leads and sources concerning this imminent terrorist threat.

Specifically, Judicial Watch sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.

Intelligence officials have picked up radio talk and chatter indicating that the terrorist groups are going to “carry out an attack on the border,” according to one JW source.“It’s coming very soon,” according to this high-level source, who clearly identified the groups planning the plots as “ISIS and Al Qaeda.” An attack is so imminent that the commanding general at Ft. Bliss, the U.S. Army post in El Paso, is being briefed, another source confirms. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) did not respond to multiple inquiries from Judicial Watch, both telephonic and in writing, about this information.

The disturbing inside intelligence comes on the heels of news reports revealing that U.S. intelligence has picked up increased chatter among Islamist terror networks approaching the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. While these terrorists reportedly plan their attack just outside the U.S., President Obama admits that “we don’t have a strategy yet” to combat ISIS.“I don’t want to put the cart before the horse,” the commander-in-chief said this week during a White House press briefing.“I think what I’ve seen in some of the news reports suggest that folks are getting a little further ahead of what we’re at than what we currently are.”

The administration has also covered up, or at the very least downplayed, a serious epidemic of crime along the Mexican border even as heavily armed drug cartels have taken over portions of the region. Judicial Watch has reported that the U.S. Border Patrol actually ordered officers to avoid the most crime-infested stretches because they’re “too dangerous” and patrolling them could result in an “international incident” of cross border shooting. In the meantime, who could forget the famous words of Obama’s first Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano; the southern border is “as secure as it has ever been.”

These new revelations are bound to impact the current debate about the border crisis and immigration policy.
==========

Conservatives have been warning about this for years but progressive liberals like Obama and the Democratic Party are still in denial and probably will remain so until they're victims of a suicide bombing, the mall they shop has a massacre, a vehicle laden with explosives is driven into a school and detonated or GOD forbid they are victims of a kidnapping and beheaded in primetime video release.
That Fart Guy

Cypress, TX

#24932 Aug 29, 2014
Gasman wrote:
The Fart Name List (Part 2)
The Bullet Fart - Its single and most pronounced diagnostic characteristic is its sound. It sounds like a rifle shot. The farter can be said to have snapped it off. It can startle spectators and farter alike. Fairly common following the eating of the more common fart foods, such as beans.
The Burning Brakes Fart - A silent fart identified by odor alone. Usually and adult fart, occurring while the adult is driving a car or has a front seat passenger who farts. The Burning Brakes Fart actually does smell a little like burning brakes, and seems to hang around longer than most farts Which gives whoever farted a chance to make a big show of checking to see if the emergency brake has been left on. When he finds it hasn't you know who farted. A common automobile fart.
The Car Door Fart - Either a group one or a group two fart. Very tricky. It is meant to be a concealed fart. A matter of close timing is involved, the farter trying to fart at the exact moment he slams the car door shut. It is usually a good loud fart. It is one of the funnier farts when it doesn't work, which is almost every time. It is a desperation fart and not too common.
The Celestial Fart - Not to be confused with the Did An Angel Speak Fart, which is simply any loud fart in church. The Celestial Fart is soft and delicate, surprising in a boy or an adult. It is probably the most shy of all farts and might be compared with the wood thrush, a very shy bird. It does not have the sly or cunning sound of the Whisper Fart. It is just a very small clear fart with no odor at all. Very rare.
The Chicken Soup Fart: One day I had chicken soup for lunch at work and then stopped off at the gym after work. When it came on, I eased it out, covered by the gym's muzak. It smelled exactly like chicken soup. A few feet away some woman sniffed and said; "Is somebody cooking?" I had to turn to the wall to hide my laughter.
The Chinese Firecracker Fart - This is an exceptional multiple noted fart identified by the number, and variety of its noises, mostly pops and bangs. Often when you think it is all over, it still has a few pops and bangs to go. In friendly company this one can get applause. Uncommon.
The Command Fart - This fart differs from the Anticipated Fart in that it can be held for long periods of time waiting for the right moment. Unlike the Anticipated Fart, it is intended to be noticed. Harold Tabor recently held a Command Fart for the whole period in history class and let it go right at the end when the teacher asked if there were any questions.
The Common Fart - This fart needs little description. It is to the world of farts what the house sparrow is to the world of birds. I can see no point in describing this far any further.
The Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.
The Cushioned Fart - A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usually on the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into the cushions of a sofa or over-stuffed chair and ease-out a fart very carefully without moving then or for some time after. Some odor may escape, but usually not much. Common with some people.
The Did An Angel Speak Fart - This is any loud fart in church. This fart was first called to my attention by my father. He probably read about it somewhere. For fart watchers who go to church, this is a good one to watch for as this is the only place it can be found.
Part 3 will be great!
fubar

Garden Grove, CA

#24935 Aug 30, 2014
Donnie wrote:
Judicial Watch: Feds’ Bulletin Describes Threat of Imminent Terrorist Attack on Southern Border
By Andrew C. McCarthy
August 29, 2014 1:47 PM
For those of us who’ve been raising alarms about both the jihadist threat and the national-security vulnerability created by the Obama administration’s non-enforcement of the immigration laws, this is not a surprise — particularly less than two weeks before September 11. But it is nonetheless jarring to read. Judicial Watch has just put out this statement:
Islamic terrorist groups are operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs or other vehicle born improvised explosive devices (VBIED). High-level federal law enforcement, intelligence and other sources have confirmed to Judicial Watch that a warning bulletin for an imminent terrorist attack on the border has been issued. Agents across a number of Homeland Security, Justice and Defense agencies have all been placed on alert and instructed to aggressively work all possible leads and sources concerning this imminent terrorist threat.
Specifically, Judicial Watch sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.
Intelligence officials have picked up radio talk and chatter indicating that the terrorist groups are going to “carry out an attack on the border,” according to one JW source.“It’s coming very soon,” according to this high-level source, who clearly identified the groups planning the plots as “ISIS and Al Qaeda.” An attack is so imminent that the commanding general at Ft. Bliss, the U.S. Army post in El Paso, is being briefed, another source confirms. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) did not respond to multiple inquiries from Judicial Watch, both telephonic and in writing, about this information.
The disturbing inside intelligence comes on the heels of news reports revealing that U.S. intelligence has picked up increased chatter among Islamist terror networks approaching the 13th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. While these terrorists reportedly plan their attack just outside the U.S., President Obama admits that “we don’t have a strategy yet” to combat ISIS.“I don’t want to put the cart before the horse,” the commander-in-chief said this week during a White House press briefing.“I think what I’ve seen in some of the news reports suggest that folks are getting a little further ahead of what we’re at than what we currently are.”
The administration has also covered up, or at the very least downplayed, a serious epidemic of crime along the Mexican border even as heavily armed drug cartels have taken over portions of the region. Judicial Watch has reported that the U.S. Border Patrol actually ordered officers to avoid the most crime-infested stretches because they’re “too dangerous” and patrolling them could result in an “international incident” of cross border shooting. In the meantime, who could forget the famous words of Obama’s first Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano; the southern border is “as secure as it has ever been.”
These new revelations are bound to impact the current debate about the border crisis and immigration policy.
==========
Conservatives have been warning about this for years but progressive liberals like Obama and the Democratic Party are still in denial and probably will remain so until they're victims of a suicide bombing, the mall they shop has a massacre, a vehicle laden with explosives is driven into a school and detonated or GOD forbid they are victims of a kidnapping and beheaded in primetime video release.
Lies.
fubar

Garden Grove, CA

#24936 Aug 30, 2014
So Donnie works for topix. That kind of makes topix look like a joke.
fubar

Ashburn, VA

#24937 Aug 30, 2014
brad wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
Oblamer is arguably the most powerful man in the world.
With the stroke of a pen he can legitimize millions of criminals,and you justify that because some piddly shit little washed up past Mayor might have had an illegal cutting his grass?
A Government is only as good as its leadership,is it any wonder corruption and incompetence run rampant with Oblamer at the helm?
Are you retarded? Your girlfriend asked for an example, and I gave him one. Try and keep up in the future.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24938 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Are you retarded? Your girlfriend asked for an example, and I gave him one. Try and keep up in the future.
Nice response as usual Futard. Me posting information for everyone to see how your Kenyan born puppet is screwing the citizens really bothers you.

As usual, you attack the source to deflect away from the actual issue. Nice try you worthless piece of left wing garbage, but I'm sure that people are better informed as to what Obutthole is really up to.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24939 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>The web page you were advertising is BEGGING idiots to send them money. They were using the same old right wing tactic of fearmongering, and you are buying what they are selling. I have always said both parties have problems you just stopped reading because I used to call you out on your racial slurs directed at the President. I am not a fan of Obama,(but I did vote for him twice) because of what he has done and what he hasn't done, not because of the color of his skin. I am going to defend him against racial attacks and lies told about where he was born as I would do for almost anyone. Poor democrats have their hands out and so do rich Republicans ,as do social security recipients ,and people on medicare of both parties, conservatives just complain more.
Waaaa,waaaa,Waaaa poor libtard baby. You still can't prove that your manchurian candidate is NOT an illegal alien. You should hook up with him and his big assed
tranny looking wife and all three of you take a one way trip to Kenya. I'm sure
that some lucky village could support all three of you idiots.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24941 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Lies.
Prove to us how they are lies you left wing idiot.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24942 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Who do you think harvests the fruits and vegetables you eat? Even the republican police commissioner of New York City got busted for his undocumented servants. You remember him, Saint Rudy' s good buddy, the one who got nominated to head homeland security.
Rudy turned out to be nothing more than a f__cking DemocRAT turned inside out.
brad

Bolton, CT

#24943 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>Are you retarded? Your girlfriend asked for an example, and I gave him one. Try and keep up in the future.
LOL

You blame Republicans for Oblamers incompetence and other posters for your own.

At least you're consistent.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#24944 Aug 30, 2014
fubar wrote:
<quoted text>You have proved what? That you get your "information" from a group of rich beggars. All you have done is proven how uninformed you are. Don't you have a toddler you can take to the gun range? You can show everybody how smart you are, just hand her an Uzi, and tell her to squeeze.
Why don't you place your head between both hands and squeeze?. That will help relieve some of that leftist puss you have built up between your ears.

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