Glad to see you announcing your arrival, hello idiot.
Sir, it appears it's all just a ploy... it's just one gigantic idiot... the hailing frequencies and patterns are exactly the same. It repeatedly tried to hail us with a similar greeting from what it wants us to believe are two separate idiots!<quoted text>
Again thanks for the heads up on your arrival!
"Oh my God... this is the legendary white half-wit-two-bit-idiot!!!! "
"There he blows!!! He's sucking on our colonoscope!"
Sir, this is the proudest day of my life... we have uncovered and exposed this legendary idiot forever!!!
"Good job, men!! Hold your heads high!!"